collier
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at the intersection of Art and Nerd.
OH MY GOD I have never audiobooked and did not know she did that but I have been mildly obsessed with her since she played Martha's mom on Doctor Who. In my Imaginary Safe Space, she and Shohreh Aghdashloo and Stockard Channing are my badass aunts.
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
OH MY GOD I have never audiobooked and did not know she did that but I have been mildly obsessed with her since she played Martha's mom on Doctor Who. In my Imaginary Safe Space, she and Shohreh Aghdashloo and Stockard Channing are my badass aunts.
Seriously considering recreating this as a vector graphic so I can enlarge to 13x19, print, frame, hang on wall.
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Seriously considering recreating this as a vector graphic so I can enlarge to 13x19, print, frame, hang on wall.
2am Walgreens, high as balls (wow you guys: Demerol). Bought alllllllllllllllllll the makeup while waiting on prescription, out of sheer cussedness + drugs. Whole left arm = bandages and burn cream for weeks. Still have a scar on inside of left elbow, which has texture exactly like raw poultry skin.
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
2am Walgreens, high as balls (wow you guys: Demerol). Bought alllllllllllllllllll the makeup while waiting on prescription, out of sheer cussedness + drugs. Whole left arm = bandages and burn cream for weeks. Still have a scar on inside of left elbow, which has texture exactly like raw poultry skin.
Age 25, first turkey. Roommate failed to thaw. I hacked ice out. Oops, hole in foil disposo-pan, so put pan on baking sheet. Pan leaked, burnt goo stuck it to baking sheet. Jiggled to dislodge. 400F sheet coming at my legs. Jumped back. Whole turkey up in air. 1am ER, 2nd degree burns. Last turkey.
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Age 25, first turkey. Roommate failed to thaw. I hacked ice out. Oops, hole in foil disposo-pan, so put pan on baking sheet. Pan leaked, burnt goo stuck it to baking sheet. Jiggled to dislodge. 400F sheet coming at my legs. Jumped back. Whole turkey up in air. 1am ER, 2nd degree burns. Last turkey.
The kidney stone was probably more entertaining.
(Also: duuuuuuuuude, the KLF! And Tammy! A+ username.)
(Also: duuuuuuuuude, the KLF! And Tammy! A+ username.)
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The kidney stone was probably more entertaining.
(Also: duuuuuuuuude, the KLF! And Tammy! A+ username.)
(Also: duuuuuuuuude, the KLF! And Tammy! A+ username.)
Yeah, I reeeeally wish they would get on that. I was glad to have an "indie" shop in the mix to avoid giving money to Extremely Evil Amazon (tried Kobo, hated it, grudgingly went back to Kindle), but bought one e-book there and then ... wait, are you KIDDING?
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Yeah, I reeeeally wish they would get on that. I was glad to have an "indie" shop in the mix to avoid giving money to Extremely Evil Amazon (tried Kobo, hated it, grudgingly went back to Kindle), but bought one e-book there and then ... wait, are you KIDDING?
Spinelessshitweaselsezwhat?
Oh. He didn't really say anything at all.
YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS, LOUISIANA.
Oh. He didn't really say anything at all.
YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS, LOUISIANA.
November 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Spinelessshitweaselsezwhat?
Oh. He didn't really say anything at all.
YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS, LOUISIANA.
Oh. He didn't really say anything at all.
YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS, LOUISIANA.
Quite literally came here to say "okay BUT ... Curse of the Golden Flower." He does Imperious Megalomaniac so very well. Poison my tea any time, king.
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Quite literally came here to say "okay BUT ... Curse of the Golden Flower." He does Imperious Megalomaniac so very well. Poison my tea any time, king.
Boob sweat. We've all been there.
November 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Boob sweat. We've all been there.
And with that, readers, her brain detached itself from her spinal column, *squapped* out through an ear canal, grew fairy wings and flew away.
Hey what's up I'll just be over here walking in a circle and drooling on myself until sanity finds its way back to me because MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
Hey what's up I'll just be over here walking in a circle and drooling on myself until sanity finds its way back to me because MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
And with that, readers, her brain detached itself from her spinal column, *squapped* out through an ear canal, grew fairy wings and flew away.
Hey what's up I'll just be over here walking in a circle and drooling on myself until sanity finds its way back to me because MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
Hey what's up I'll just be over here walking in a circle and drooling on myself until sanity finds its way back to me because MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
Went to see Brainiac reunion tour last year, but a bunch of the crowd was presumably there for opening act Lung, and just ... "are these actual CHILDREN? holy shit we're so old."
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Went to see Brainiac reunion tour last year, but a bunch of the crowd was presumably there for opening act Lung, and just ... "are these actual CHILDREN? holy shit we're so old."
Not just scared -- scared and dumb. When MTG can read the room better than this crowd ... oof.
If nothing else, this should be a pretty clear indicator of which Ds are invested in moving the party and *the country* forward, and which ones just want to preserve their own positions.
If nothing else, this should be a pretty clear indicator of which Ds are invested in moving the party and *the country* forward, and which ones just want to preserve their own positions.
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Not just scared -- scared and dumb. When MTG can read the room better than this crowd ... oof.
If nothing else, this should be a pretty clear indicator of which Ds are invested in moving the party and *the country* forward, and which ones just want to preserve their own positions.
If nothing else, this should be a pretty clear indicator of which Ds are invested in moving the party and *the country* forward, and which ones just want to preserve their own positions.
Donated. Hi from Alabama! GO GET IT, GIRL. <3
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Donated. Hi from Alabama! GO GET IT, GIRL. <3
D: Oh man this was and still is a favorite album. RIP, guy. You did good stuff.
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
D: Oh man this was and still is a favorite album. RIP, guy. You did good stuff.
Would classify this as "literally unbelievable" except that I've been alive and conscious for the last 8+ years sooooo...
Inexpressibly shameful and BAFFLING.
Inexpressibly shameful and BAFFLING.
November 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Would classify this as "literally unbelievable" except that I've been alive and conscious for the last 8+ years sooooo...
Inexpressibly shameful and BAFFLING.
Inexpressibly shameful and BAFFLING.
Aww, CONGRATS! That is so exciting! And what a MARVELOUS-looking house! <3
November 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Aww, CONGRATS! That is so exciting! And what a MARVELOUS-looking house! <3
Oh that too? I was thinking of Palmer Luckey's dystopian military tech outfit of the same name. Sigh.
November 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Oh that too? I was thinking of Palmer Luckey's dystopian military tech outfit of the same name. Sigh.
And this time, Anduril is not on our side.
November 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
And this time, Anduril is not on our side.
I'd talk about this but I'm too busy fighting with the Plex app, which both my partner and I pay for the "Plex Pass" version of so we can share-stream anywhere, and which I suspect actually enjoys glitching out and pretending it can't access the thing we want to watch.
November 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I'd talk about this but I'm too busy fighting with the Plex app, which both my partner and I pay for the "Plex Pass" version of so we can share-stream anywhere, and which I suspect actually enjoys glitching out and pretending it can't access the thing we want to watch.
Right? Dang you guys, I might have whiplash. It's only been eight months.
November 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Right? Dang you guys, I might have whiplash. It's only been eight months.
Hmm, the last time *I* was on LinkedIn, it was to post an angry screed to Target's account over their DEI fuckery. :D
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Hmm, the last time *I* was on LinkedIn, it was to post an angry screed to Target's account over their DEI fuckery. :D
Ooh the adjacent pee-pad is a good idea. Fortunately the floors are wood and not carpet, and he always *pees* in the box, so we just retrieve, flush, Lysol the floor. I think the pine pellet might be flushable too in small amounts? But honestly AMAZING - I just smell pine, never cat pee!
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Ooh the adjacent pee-pad is a good idea. Fortunately the floors are wood and not carpet, and he always *pees* in the box, so we just retrieve, flush, Lysol the floor. I think the pine pellet might be flushable too in small amounts? But honestly AMAZING - I just smell pine, never cat pee!
FIERCE B*TCHES UNITE 🤜✨🤛
November 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
FIERCE B*TCHES UNITE 🤜✨🤛