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collier
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at the intersection of Art and Nerd.
Woke up this morning to a txt I'd evidently sent myself at 1am which read "DOUGLAS HOFSTADTER IS THE MIDPOINT BETWEEN STEVEN PINKER AND ANDY WARHOL" so this day is off to a rollicking start.
November 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
An extended floor-plop to recover after hours of roasting in a window sunbeam.
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Disappointed that The Guardian put out a shopping list of "Best Black Friday Deals" and double-disappointed that over half are from union-busting employee-abusing shitshow Amazon. (List also includes problematic non-faves like HomeDepot and LuluLemon.) Boooooo, Guardian. Enjoy those affiliate $s.
November 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
That #@%& goat, man.
November 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Self-care is what's up. Not pictured: I like to put on an ItDoesn'tMatter while I work on gel nails -- something I've seen a billionty times, or that doesn't require thought/attention. This week's mani brought to you buy 1998's DEEP IMPACT. No regrets.
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
It took me a minute.
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Editing photos of an event, wherein I wore a thing that I wore to a DIFFERENT event many months ago and saw the subsequent pics and went "holy shit I'm never wearing that again at least not where I'll be photographed" and yet HERE WE ARE.
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I CLEANED. Also, why NOT cover one's desk in emerald green glitter vinyl?
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I think the term for this is "lashing out" but at this point I ain't even give a shit.
November 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
oh right, #caturday -- wherein we have Lobster chewing on naaiiiiilllll fiiiiiiiiles, whyyyyyyy
October 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Fairhope, Alabama. Population appx 23k. Heard one of the staff/organizers say "over 700" but that's not the final/official count. #NOKINGS
October 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Mobile #Alabama #NoKings part two.
June 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Mobile Alabama standing up. #nokings
June 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Happy #Caturday, here's Lobster versus a paint brush.
April 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Holy hell I gotta remember to order some 13x19 paper. Doing poster-size prints on tiled letter is EXHAAAAAAUUUUSTING.
April 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Anybody need #handsoff #protest signs for tomorrow? HMU. <3

(I've got them formatted for 20 x 30" to fit on standard foam board, but can resize if needed. PDF, SVG, PNG, dealer's choice.)
April 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Apparently the #cat is thrilled with the temporary absence of our coffee table while we do some work in the LR. Sometimes we walk in and he's sitting right in the center, staring at the wall? Do circular ring-pattern textiles that clash violently with one's fur somehow channel Cosmic Cat Energy?
April 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I have regrets (not really, it was def overdue, and no time like the present since we're about to ditch the fuggo track lights for recessed and also paint the cabinets) but this is a COLOSSAL pain in the ass. Next time I do this : SHOWER CAP.
March 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Here's a very boring pic of hall linen closet. So nice and clean!

Not shown: the effing waterheater that had a JUMBO catastrophic failure & turned it into a mini sauna. Sheets blankets velvet duvet 6 yards silk dupioni antique jacquard ALL MY YARN. Lysol inhalation, 2 dead bugs, Kilz in my hair :(
March 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Because everything is terrible, here's Lobster in a mohawk-mullet combo made from part of his kill (aka the lambswool pillow he destroyed via too-vigorous kneading)
March 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
HILARIOUS new chairs. Greg thinks they look like Thanos' chin. I think they look like "what if Star Trek: The Next Generation hadn't been so damn devoted to mauve, puce, and greige and had instead embraced the popular 80s jewel tones."
March 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
why does this look like it's made of hot dogs. #cursed
March 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
well, fuck. it's everywhere.
February 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Reposted by collier
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Okay but WHAT IF hummus (chick peas, tahini, salt) but with basil and parsley, plus cilantro and lime, plus a big handful of fresh spinach bc why not. Sooo, pesto guacamole hummus?

Guacapestummus? Hummumolesto OH SHIT NOPE. Let's go with Pestohummumole.

(It is AMAZING.)
February 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM