E-Beans
@just-ebeans.bsky.social
32 || She/Her || Future environmental storytelling skeleton 💀
He gives good hugs 🥹
Learn a bit more about Kuzam-jo, Priest of Mara and Heart's Day quest giver, in this new Meet the Character. beth.games/4tDvG0m
February 12, 2026 at 4:01 PM
He gives good hugs 🥹
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Video games are special to each of us for different reasons.
Some of us were lonely, isolated, and had trouble making friends as kids. We were "different".
Video games gave us a feeling that we almost never got to have—A feeling of control.
And we finally got to feel what it was like to 𝘸𝘪𝘯.
Some of us were lonely, isolated, and had trouble making friends as kids. We were "different".
Video games gave us a feeling that we almost never got to have—A feeling of control.
And we finally got to feel what it was like to 𝘸𝘪𝘯.
February 12, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Video games are special to each of us for different reasons.
Some of us were lonely, isolated, and had trouble making friends as kids. We were "different".
Video games gave us a feeling that we almost never got to have—A feeling of control.
And we finally got to feel what it was like to 𝘸𝘪𝘯.
Some of us were lonely, isolated, and had trouble making friends as kids. We were "different".
Video games gave us a feeling that we almost never got to have—A feeling of control.
And we finally got to feel what it was like to 𝘸𝘪𝘯.
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Nintendo: Hey, are you ready to shoot our new commercial?
Ad Guy: *snorts 8 lines of pure cocaine* ... I am now.
Ad Guy: *snorts 8 lines of pure cocaine* ... I am now.
February 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Nintendo: Hey, are you ready to shoot our new commercial?
Ad Guy: *snorts 8 lines of pure cocaine* ... I am now.
Ad Guy: *snorts 8 lines of pure cocaine* ... I am now.
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New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
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what if we kicked each other's asses in the red mountain waffle house 🥺
February 4, 2026 at 5:53 PM
what if we kicked each other's asses in the red mountain waffle house 🥺
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varen aquilarios: oh amulet of kings, please make me a legitimate emperor
mannimarco:
mannimarco:
January 15, 2026 at 3:46 PM
varen aquilarios: oh amulet of kings, please make me a legitimate emperor
mannimarco:
mannimarco:
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I'm seeing a serious uptick in people being shamed for taking a step back from this dystopian reality for a recharge or distraction. Whether it's a film, watching sports, playing a game, or just walking the dogs, self-care is essential.
Denying yourself a break is a recipe for burnout.
Denying yourself a break is a recipe for burnout.
January 11, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I'm seeing a serious uptick in people being shamed for taking a step back from this dystopian reality for a recharge or distraction. Whether it's a film, watching sports, playing a game, or just walking the dogs, self-care is essential.
Denying yourself a break is a recipe for burnout.
Denying yourself a break is a recipe for burnout.
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Maduro's not a good guy, agreed. But neither is Putin, and Trump rolled out the red fucking carpet for him. It's not about dope, it's about oil (which kinda IS dope).
Just when you think Trump has hit the gutter, he bounces lower.
Just when you think Trump has hit the gutter, he bounces lower.
January 3, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Maduro's not a good guy, agreed. But neither is Putin, and Trump rolled out the red fucking carpet for him. It's not about dope, it's about oil (which kinda IS dope).
Just when you think Trump has hit the gutter, he bounces lower.
Just when you think Trump has hit the gutter, he bounces lower.
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“BlueSky is boring”
But interacting with bots, getting into pointless drama, and seeing some of the worst shit imaginable is fine…?
But interacting with bots, getting into pointless drama, and seeing some of the worst shit imaginable is fine…?
January 2, 2026 at 5:31 PM
“BlueSky is boring”
But interacting with bots, getting into pointless drama, and seeing some of the worst shit imaginable is fine…?
But interacting with bots, getting into pointless drama, and seeing some of the worst shit imaginable is fine…?
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me playing morrowind at 4am and crying into a lean cuosine
Spell Tome: Modern Coping
December 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
me playing morrowind at 4am and crying into a lean cuosine
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Unpopular opinion for some reason: I really like slow burn stories that get you invested in the characters and set up a reason for being.
Stories that require patience that I now can show again
I'm so ready to be invested in so many worlds...
Stories that require patience that I now can show again
I'm so ready to be invested in so many worlds...
December 19, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Unpopular opinion for some reason: I really like slow burn stories that get you invested in the characters and set up a reason for being.
Stories that require patience that I now can show again
I'm so ready to be invested in so many worlds...
Stories that require patience that I now can show again
I'm so ready to be invested in so many worlds...
As with many games from the late 90’s/early 2000’s:
My dad.
It’s the first game where we played musical controller with my little brother during boss fights. It kept frustration levels low and made the eventual success more fun for us. I treasure those memories.
My dad.
It’s the first game where we played musical controller with my little brother during boss fights. It kept frustration levels low and made the eventual success more fun for us. I treasure those memories.
I have a question for Kingdom Hearts fans.
Why is it SPECIAL to you?
What is it about this game that impacted you as a gamer and why do you appreciate it?
Why is it SPECIAL to you?
What is it about this game that impacted you as a gamer and why do you appreciate it?
December 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
As with many games from the late 90’s/early 2000’s:
My dad.
It’s the first game where we played musical controller with my little brother during boss fights. It kept frustration levels low and made the eventual success more fun for us. I treasure those memories.
My dad.
It’s the first game where we played musical controller with my little brother during boss fights. It kept frustration levels low and made the eventual success more fun for us. I treasure those memories.
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I ain’t rememberin’ all that, partner.
December 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I ain’t rememberin’ all that, partner.
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Normalize playing video games on any difficulty you choose because you just want to have fun in the way that works best for you.✌️
December 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Normalize playing video games on any difficulty you choose because you just want to have fun in the way that works best for you.✌️
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Me: imma learn Blitzball
Blitzball tutorial:
Blitzball tutorial:
December 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Me: imma learn Blitzball
Blitzball tutorial:
Blitzball tutorial:
I appear offline in games because I’m an altoholic that’s been picked on too many times for the frequency of my character rotations.
But, to be fair, I can only imagine what it looks like when I’m alternating between several characters in an alarmingly short timeframe.
And I am so, so sorry.
But, to be fair, I can only imagine what it looks like when I’m alternating between several characters in an alarmingly short timeframe.
And I am so, so sorry.
December 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I appear offline in games because I’m an altoholic that’s been picked on too many times for the frequency of my character rotations.
But, to be fair, I can only imagine what it looks like when I’m alternating between several characters in an alarmingly short timeframe.
And I am so, so sorry.
But, to be fair, I can only imagine what it looks like when I’m alternating between several characters in an alarmingly short timeframe.
And I am so, so sorry.
I'll worry more about player housing after I'm done collecting ALL the things from Legion Remix.
(I am dreadfully late to the party.)
(I am dreadfully late to the party.)
December 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I'll worry more about player housing after I'm done collecting ALL the things from Legion Remix.
(I am dreadfully late to the party.)
(I am dreadfully late to the party.)
I’m currently rotating between Legion Remix and Fallout 76 (and embracing my green hair era).
I forgot Burning Springs went live today and I just started playing Remix yesterday.
But green hair era!
I forgot Burning Springs went live today and I just started playing Remix yesterday.
But green hair era!
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I’m currently rotating between Legion Remix and Fallout 76 (and embracing my green hair era).
I forgot Burning Springs went live today and I just started playing Remix yesterday.
But green hair era!
I forgot Burning Springs went live today and I just started playing Remix yesterday.
But green hair era!
It's not unusual for me to make it to December and think "Damn, this year SUCKED.". That's unfortunately felt like a norm to me for /at least/ the past decade.
But it's been OVER a decade since I've fallen off the face of the earth and avoided pretty much everything I'm passionate about.
(1/3)
But it's been OVER a decade since I've fallen off the face of the earth and avoided pretty much everything I'm passionate about.
(1/3)
December 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It's not unusual for me to make it to December and think "Damn, this year SUCKED.". That's unfortunately felt like a norm to me for /at least/ the past decade.
But it's been OVER a decade since I've fallen off the face of the earth and avoided pretty much everything I'm passionate about.
(1/3)
But it's been OVER a decade since I've fallen off the face of the earth and avoided pretty much everything I'm passionate about.
(1/3)
Geravii Kneebasher and Pyxiz Copperflare ~
July 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Geravii Kneebasher and Pyxiz Copperflare ~
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Replace everything between “to” and “you” with anything and it still works. Used save states? You beat the game. Played co-op with someone better? You beat the game. If you’re satisfied then who cares?
July 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Replace everything between “to” and “you” with anything and it still works. Used save states? You beat the game. Played co-op with someone better? You beat the game. If you’re satisfied then who cares?
I have today off to relax before the weekly mayhem begins again (truck week!), so if you see me on Geravii crashing into things at top speed in Undermine...
Find peace in knowing that I can't legally drive.
I need to grind out my rep so baby boy can have nice gobbo things.
Find peace in knowing that I can't legally drive.
I need to grind out my rep so baby boy can have nice gobbo things.
July 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I have today off to relax before the weekly mayhem begins again (truck week!), so if you see me on Geravii crashing into things at top speed in Undermine...
Find peace in knowing that I can't legally drive.
I need to grind out my rep so baby boy can have nice gobbo things.
Find peace in knowing that I can't legally drive.
I need to grind out my rep so baby boy can have nice gobbo things.