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Juno 🏳️‍⚧ | 🫀🟰🦌 | 🧠🟰🐶
@junowillbark.for-a.click
Juno 🐶 - she/her - 30 - London (UK 😞)
MDNI
If you're cis, you owe me money: https://throne.com/juno_dog
DM for signal/discord

pfp alt text: a white woman with dirty blond, curly hair, wearing a black collar with a tag reading "JUNO"
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👋 intro time, because cringe is the post-killer

call me Juno
pronouns in bio + "sister" + 🐕

🫀 = 🦌
🧠 = 🐶

I'm needy and anxious, which makes me hilarious

I post about kink, but that's not an invitation

✅ describe me ("you're so...")
🚫 desire me ("I want to...")

owned🪢

👇 bangers + other info 👇
I love doing alchemy with my body to make my tits (and loads) bigger
January 25, 2026 at 1:14 AM
don't underestimate the cumstack...

i feel like i could run a one woman bukkake over here
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I made the terrible decision of ordering food when I was already hungry
January 24, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Settings -> Content & Media -> Autoplay videos and GIFS OFF

share your unactionable feelings on here, not your plans on what to do next
January 24, 2026 at 4:39 PM
watching heated rivalry on mute and telling my wife that it's actually "Bill and Ted Explore Each Other's Bodies"
January 24, 2026 at 1:16 PM
I come back to this like once a month and it's nearly always both
need to remember that when I feel anxious and unmoored from reality, I actually need to either cum or cry or both
January 24, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Reposted by Juno 🏳️‍⚧ | 🫀🟰🦌 | 🧠🟰🐶
nah bro, it's totally normal to cry whenever you think about your "inner child", don't even worry about it
September 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
crying! at the gay hockey show
January 24, 2026 at 12:35 PM
got choked a bit and now I'm no longer mentally ill
January 24, 2026 at 9:14 AM
goddess giveth (hard dick), goddess taketh away (viagra-induced sinus headache)
January 24, 2026 at 12:17 AM
did you know that you're supposed to start drinking water before your kidneys hurt?!

and it's not normal to get lightheaded every time you stand up?

learning a lot today
January 23, 2026 at 11:23 PM
doubling up prog again tonight
January 23, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Reposted by Juno 🏳️‍⚧ | 🫀🟰🦌 | 🧠🟰🐶
babe u would be so good at getting eaten by a predator
January 23, 2026 at 8:15 PM
this microwavable heat pack deer is the only reason I can feel my toes and I love her
January 23, 2026 at 10:59 PM
if we're doing transition timelines again I'll repost my last one because I don't have the mental fortitude to make another rn
January 23, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Reposted by Juno 🏳️‍⚧ | 🫀🟰🦌 | 🧠🟰🐶
we all start somewhere 🏳️‍⚧️
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Reposted by Juno 🏳️‍⚧ | 🫀🟰🦌 | 🧠🟰🐶
brave and bold in the streets, pathetic and needy in the sheets
November 5, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I smell great and I'll never die
January 23, 2026 at 8:33 PM
FINGERS. IN. HOLES.
January 23, 2026 at 8:14 PM
phone was out of reach this time so today's cumbrained skeets have been lost like tears in the rain
if I was good at bluesky I wouldn't post my best skeets for months all at once, but I can only post good immediately after being called a good dog while I cum
January 23, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Reposted by Juno 🏳️‍⚧ | 🫀🟰🦌 | 🧠🟰🐶
they're not staring because you're an ugly freak, they're staring because you're hot
January 23, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I will not crash out over facial hair
I will not crash out over facial hair
I will not crash out over facial hair
I will not crash out over facial hair
I will not crash out over facial hair
I will not crash out over facial hair
I will not crash out over facial hair
January 23, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Reposted by Juno 🏳️‍⚧ | 🫀🟰🦌 | 🧠🟰🐶
turns out this album still fucks, whatever gender you are
January 23, 2026 at 11:32 AM
who's the top, who's the bottom?

no, played out

I wanna know who's kiki and who's bouba?
January 23, 2026 at 4:09 PM