Juno 🏳️⚧ | 🫀🟰🦌 | 🧠🟰🐶
@junowillbark.for-a.click
Juno 🐶 - she/her - 30 - London (UK 😞)
MDNI
If you're cis, you owe me money: https://throne.com/juno_dog
DM for signal/discord
pfp alt text: a white woman with dirty blond, curly hair, wearing a black collar with a tag reading "JUNO"
MDNI
If you're cis, you owe me money: https://throne.com/juno_dog
DM for signal/discord
pfp alt text: a white woman with dirty blond, curly hair, wearing a black collar with a tag reading "JUNO"
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👋 intro time, because cringe is the post-killer
call me Juno
pronouns in bio + "sister" + 🐕
🫀 = 🦌
🧠 = 🐶
I'm needy and anxious, which makes me hilarious
I post about kink, but that's not an invitation
✅ describe me ("you're so...")
🚫 desire me ("I want to...")
owned🪢
👇 bangers + other info 👇
call me Juno
pronouns in bio + "sister" + 🐕
🫀 = 🦌
🧠 = 🐶
I'm needy and anxious, which makes me hilarious
I post about kink, but that's not an invitation
✅ describe me ("you're so...")
🚫 desire me ("I want to...")
owned🪢
👇 bangers + other info 👇
I love doing alchemy with my body to make my tits (and loads) bigger
January 25, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I love doing alchemy with my body to make my tits (and loads) bigger
don't underestimate the cumstack...
i feel like i could run a one woman bukkake over here
i feel like i could run a one woman bukkake over here
January 24, 2026 at 10:18 PM
don't underestimate the cumstack...
i feel like i could run a one woman bukkake over here
i feel like i could run a one woman bukkake over here
I made the terrible decision of ordering food when I was already hungry
January 24, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I made the terrible decision of ordering food when I was already hungry
Settings -> Content & Media -> Autoplay videos and GIFS OFF
share your unactionable feelings on here, not your plans on what to do next
share your unactionable feelings on here, not your plans on what to do next
January 24, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Settings -> Content & Media -> Autoplay videos and GIFS OFF
share your unactionable feelings on here, not your plans on what to do next
share your unactionable feelings on here, not your plans on what to do next
watching heated rivalry on mute and telling my wife that it's actually "Bill and Ted Explore Each Other's Bodies"
January 24, 2026 at 1:16 PM
watching heated rivalry on mute and telling my wife that it's actually "Bill and Ted Explore Each Other's Bodies"
I come back to this like once a month and it's nearly always both
need to remember that when I feel anxious and unmoored from reality, I actually need to either cum or cry or both
January 24, 2026 at 12:40 PM
I come back to this like once a month and it's nearly always both
Reposted by Juno 🏳️⚧ | 🫀🟰🦌 | 🧠🟰🐶
nah bro, it's totally normal to cry whenever you think about your "inner child", don't even worry about it
September 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
nah bro, it's totally normal to cry whenever you think about your "inner child", don't even worry about it
crying! at the gay hockey show
January 24, 2026 at 12:35 PM
crying! at the gay hockey show
got choked a bit and now I'm no longer mentally ill
January 24, 2026 at 9:14 AM
got choked a bit and now I'm no longer mentally ill
goddess giveth (hard dick), goddess taketh away (viagra-induced sinus headache)
January 24, 2026 at 12:17 AM
goddess giveth (hard dick), goddess taketh away (viagra-induced sinus headache)
did you know that you're supposed to start drinking water before your kidneys hurt?!
and it's not normal to get lightheaded every time you stand up?
learning a lot today
and it's not normal to get lightheaded every time you stand up?
learning a lot today
January 23, 2026 at 11:23 PM
did you know that you're supposed to start drinking water before your kidneys hurt?!
and it's not normal to get lightheaded every time you stand up?
learning a lot today
and it's not normal to get lightheaded every time you stand up?
learning a lot today
doubling up prog again tonight
January 23, 2026 at 11:18 PM
doubling up prog again tonight
Reposted by Juno 🏳️⚧ | 🫀🟰🦌 | 🧠🟰🐶
babe u would be so good at getting eaten by a predator
January 23, 2026 at 8:15 PM
babe u would be so good at getting eaten by a predator
this microwavable heat pack deer is the only reason I can feel my toes and I love her
January 23, 2026 at 10:59 PM
this microwavable heat pack deer is the only reason I can feel my toes and I love her
if we're doing transition timelines again I'll repost my last one because I don't have the mental fortitude to make another rn
January 23, 2026 at 9:07 PM
if we're doing transition timelines again I'll repost my last one because I don't have the mental fortitude to make another rn
Reposted by Juno 🏳️⚧ | 🫀🟰🦌 | 🧠🟰🐶
we all start somewhere 🏳️⚧️
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
we all start somewhere 🏳️⚧️
Reposted by Juno 🏳️⚧ | 🫀🟰🦌 | 🧠🟰🐶
brave and bold in the streets, pathetic and needy in the sheets
November 5, 2025 at 8:28 AM
brave and bold in the streets, pathetic and needy in the sheets
I smell great and I'll never die
January 23, 2026 at 8:33 PM
I smell great and I'll never die
FINGERS. IN. HOLES.
January 23, 2026 at 8:14 PM
FINGERS. IN. HOLES.
phone was out of reach this time so today's cumbrained skeets have been lost like tears in the rain
if I was good at bluesky I wouldn't post my best skeets for months all at once, but I can only post good immediately after being called a good dog while I cum
January 23, 2026 at 7:39 PM
phone was out of reach this time so today's cumbrained skeets have been lost like tears in the rain
Reposted by Juno 🏳️⚧ | 🫀🟰🦌 | 🧠🟰🐶
they're not staring because you're an ugly freak, they're staring because you're hot
January 23, 2026 at 6:38 PM
they're not staring because you're an ugly freak, they're staring because you're hot
I will not crash out over facial hair
I will not crash out over facial hair
I will not crash out over facial hair
I will not crash out over facial hair
I will not crash out over facial hair
I will not crash out over facial hair
I will not crash out over facial hair
I will not crash out over facial hair
I will not crash out over facial hair
I will not crash out over facial hair
I will not crash out over facial hair
I will not crash out over facial hair
I will not crash out over facial hair
January 23, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I will not crash out over facial hair
I will not crash out over facial hair
I will not crash out over facial hair
I will not crash out over facial hair
I will not crash out over facial hair
I will not crash out over facial hair
I will not crash out over facial hair
I will not crash out over facial hair
I will not crash out over facial hair
I will not crash out over facial hair
I will not crash out over facial hair
I will not crash out over facial hair
I will not crash out over facial hair
Reposted by Juno 🏳️⚧ | 🫀🟰🦌 | 🧠🟰🐶
turns out this album still fucks, whatever gender you are
January 23, 2026 at 11:32 AM
turns out this album still fucks, whatever gender you are
who's the top, who's the bottom?
no, played out
I wanna know who's kiki and who's bouba?
no, played out
I wanna know who's kiki and who's bouba?
January 23, 2026 at 4:09 PM
who's the top, who's the bottom?
no, played out
I wanna know who's kiki and who's bouba?
no, played out
I wanna know who's kiki and who's bouba?