Julien Furnace
@julienfurnace.bsky.social
I'm not just a failed artist, I'm a multidisciplinary failed artist
We all live in a human centipede
Human centipede
Human centipede
Human centipede
Human centipede
September 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
We all live in a human centipede
Human centipede
Human centipede
Human centipede
Human centipede
Stop saying sorry when you're not wrong - instead, say thank you!
From now on, I won't say "sorry for your loss" but "thank you for your loss"
youtube.com/shorts/44lI8...
From now on, I won't say "sorry for your loss" but "thank you for your loss"
youtube.com/shorts/44lI8...
Stop over-apologizing | Jefferson Fisher
YouTube video by Big Think
youtube.com
September 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Stop saying sorry when you're not wrong - instead, say thank you!
From now on, I won't say "sorry for your loss" but "thank you for your loss"
youtube.com/shorts/44lI8...
From now on, I won't say "sorry for your loss" but "thank you for your loss"
youtube.com/shorts/44lI8...
The other day I had lunch with 2 other veggos and 1 meateater. We started asking him questions like "So, what made you decide to eat meat?", "Are you sure it's not too much protein?" and "Are you just against the animals or also against the climate?"
#Vegetarian
#Vegetarian
July 25, 2025 at 8:13 AM
The other day I had lunch with 2 other veggos and 1 meateater. We started asking him questions like "So, what made you decide to eat meat?", "Are you sure it's not too much protein?" and "Are you just against the animals or also against the climate?"
#Vegetarian
#Vegetarian
TFW you gotta choose between eternal life as a vampire and garlic bread
July 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
TFW you gotta choose between eternal life as a vampire and garlic bread
Guided medication
July 20, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Guided medication
After serving me ads trying to recruit me into a cult and to sell me an AI boyfriend that looked like a twink, the Facebook algorithm finally worked me out and gave me adverts for fake breasts.
June 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
After serving me ads trying to recruit me into a cult and to sell me an AI boyfriend that looked like a twink, the Facebook algorithm finally worked me out and gave me adverts for fake breasts.
Have you got the Confidence, Unabashedness, Nerve and Temerity of a man giving you a tap on Grindr despite his profile featuring no picture or bio?
June 14, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Have you got the Confidence, Unabashedness, Nerve and Temerity of a man giving you a tap on Grindr despite his profile featuring no picture or bio?
Reposted by Julien Furnace
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
Why are cookies finite?
June 5, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Why are cookies finite?
Everyone thinks they're gonna live forever
May 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Everyone thinks they're gonna live forever
From brat summer to broke summer
“What can Americans do now if a recession is truly around the corner? Build up a buffer,” writes Marc Novicoff.
How to Prepare for a Recession
The older you are, and the more likely you are to get laid off, the more important it is to have liquid savings.
bit.ly
April 9, 2025 at 11:38 AM
From brat summer to broke summer
I don't want an AI boyfriend but have you even heard ChatGPT's Arbor's voice? Oh my AI God
April 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I don't want an AI boyfriend but have you even heard ChatGPT's Arbor's voice? Oh my AI God
I don't know the name of this piece but I suggest "The Canine Centipede"
March 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I don't know the name of this piece but I suggest "The Canine Centipede"
"Lost thousands in your super this week? This is why you shouldn't worry"
BECAUSE THE END IS NIGH, HONEY!
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIE!!!
BECAUSE THE END IS NIGH, HONEY!
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIE!!!
March 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
"Lost thousands in your super this week? This is why you shouldn't worry"
BECAUSE THE END IS NIGH, HONEY!
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIE!!!
BECAUSE THE END IS NIGH, HONEY!
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIE!!!
It's hard to focus on anything with democracy falling apart in the background
February 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
It's hard to focus on anything with democracy falling apart in the background
Reposted by Julien Furnace
Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil
theonion.com/happy-p...
theonion.com/happy-p...
February 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil
theonion.com/happy-p...
theonion.com/happy-p...
If I hear the Interstellar soundtrack on one more space video...
February 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
If I hear the Interstellar soundtrack on one more space video...
Reposted by Julien Furnace
My favorite from today’s 50501 March in Boston.
February 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My favorite from today’s 50501 March in Boston.
People who write it "Bladerunner"
February 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
People who write it "Bladerunner"
Why Canada should join the EU
Europe needs space and resources, Canada needs people. Let’s deal
www.economist.com
February 14, 2025 at 10:05 AM
If progressive parties want to win elections again, they just have to promise Ozempic for all 🤷
February 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
If progressive parties want to win elections again, they just have to promise Ozempic for all 🤷
Neither Comic Sans nor common sense
February 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Neither Comic Sans nor common sense