I don't know the name of this piece but I suggest "The Canine Centipede"

"Lost thousands in your super this week? This is why you shouldn't worry"
BECAUSE THE END IS NIGH, HONEY!
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIIE!!!

It's 2025, even olives shove cucumbers up their arse

I'm very proud to announce I have come second for Midsumma's Pearl Prize 🥈
This year's theme was artificial intelligence and I write queer scifi, so had to partake!

#Writing #QueerWriting #SciFi #QueerSciFi #ShortStory #Midsumma #PearlPrize #MidsummaPearlPrize #WritingContest

I thought it was just reserved parking for Barney the dinosaur

@politico.eu ran a caption competition on the start of the Belgian presidency of the European Union and I won 🏆
www.politico.eu/article/decl...