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But it was shared in free speech champion Elmo's communications slurry pit, so it must be true... surely?

That rattling noise is in fact Farage's tombstone teeth.

They must have been so annoyed when he got back in touch.

"I have in my hand a piece of paper.... (rest is drowned out by applause from Daily Mail readers)."

If quantity surveyor Tice is speaking so confidently about how things didn't happen, when he wasn't there, and it turns out the person who did them admits they did happen, does that mean we should exercise caution over his equally confident pronouncements about autistic school children?

So what were they uttered with, enthusiasm?

Just in time for panto season: "Where's your career, Liz? IT'S BEHIND YOU.... OH YES IT BLOODY IS."
Please, for everyone's sake, someone make her stop.

www.theguardian.com/politics/201...

"Hello, I am mad."

Richard Curtis is probably already working on the second draft of a delightfully twee screenplay starring Tom Conti and Imelda Staunton as the council planning official and the campaigner who find love in the unlikely surroundings of Sheringham Bus Stop.

You've got to take the rough with the smooth.

The Doing Timelord, amirite folks??