@Julianshea.bsky.social
@julianshea.bsky.social
More of the same middle aged ranting/dad jokes as on the old place, really, but less rising to the political bait. Springsteen, West Ham, Europe-type stuff. 🇪🇺🇮🇪🇧🇦
Speaking about yourself in the third person - always a winning tactic. Imagine wanting to draw attention to the fact that yes, you are the worst prime minister in the country’s history, and the easiest pub quiz question. Is she entirely well?
December 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Speaking about yourself in the third person - always a winning tactic. Imagine wanting to draw attention to the fact that yes, you are the worst prime minister in the country’s history, and the easiest pub quiz question. Is she entirely well?
Anyway, here's a real draw.
December 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Anyway, here's a real draw.
Ronaldo is the one footballer Trump has heard of. His Saudi paymasters are hosting the next World Cup. You know what would be a perfect end to his career and a perfect start to their hosting? 🤔🤔🤔🧐🧐🧐
December 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Ronaldo is the one footballer Trump has heard of. His Saudi paymasters are hosting the next World Cup. You know what would be a perfect end to his career and a perfect start to their hosting? 🤔🤔🤔🧐🧐🧐
The winner of the FIFA Football Peace Prize, everyone.
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The winner of the FIFA Football Peace Prize, everyone.
This just in from our Ignorance is Strength correspondent.
December 5, 2025 at 10:34 AM
This just in from our Ignorance is Strength correspondent.
"Hello, I am mad."
December 4, 2025 at 12:57 PM
"Hello, I am mad."
Is now a good time to bring this up again?
December 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Is now a good time to bring this up again?
Another BBC legend disgraced, I see.
December 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Another BBC legend disgraced, I see.
I'm not entirely convinced the headline needed that level of geographic precision.
December 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I'm not entirely convinced the headline needed that level of geographic precision.
My take would be 'a lot, and most of it, not much fun'.
December 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
My take would be 'a lot, and most of it, not much fun'.
I don't think people actually need Columbus's permission to cross the Atlantic these days.
December 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I don't think people actually need Columbus's permission to cross the Atlantic these days.
This shows the importance of knowing how to use an apostrophe correctly.
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
This shows the importance of knowing how to use an apostrophe correctly.
This just in from our Everything Most Wretched About Modern Sport Summed Up desk.
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This just in from our Everything Most Wretched About Modern Sport Summed Up desk.
ITV News has a weekly podcast about the royal family.
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 AM
ITV News has a weekly podcast about the royal family.
And five years on, I'm relieved to say he's been as good as his word.
December 3, 2025 at 7:52 AM
And five years on, I'm relieved to say he's been as good as his word.
'President Trump will be our greatest ally after Brexit' - Jacob Rees Mogg, May 1, 2018.
'The world was safer and more stable under President Trump' - Boris Johnson, February 22, 2024.
'Britain needs its own Trump' - Liz Truss, November 18, 2024.
I could go on, but you get the picture.
'The world was safer and more stable under President Trump' - Boris Johnson, February 22, 2024.
'Britain needs its own Trump' - Liz Truss, November 18, 2024.
I could go on, but you get the picture.
December 3, 2025 at 7:50 AM
'President Trump will be our greatest ally after Brexit' - Jacob Rees Mogg, May 1, 2018.
'The world was safer and more stable under President Trump' - Boris Johnson, February 22, 2024.
'Britain needs its own Trump' - Liz Truss, November 18, 2024.
I could go on, but you get the picture.
'The world was safer and more stable under President Trump' - Boris Johnson, February 22, 2024.
'Britain needs its own Trump' - Liz Truss, November 18, 2024.
I could go on, but you get the picture.
(Looks around all that is wrong in the world right now. Looks back at camera).
December 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
(Looks around all that is wrong in the world right now. Looks back at camera).
Very pleased to have had a last minute free ticket for this tonight, but had I paid face value £99 for a ticket, I would have questions, and I'm amazed by how many people who did pay £99 then spent the whole evening standing at the bar talking through the whole thing, paying £8 a pint. #coyi ⚒️
December 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Very pleased to have had a last minute free ticket for this tonight, but had I paid face value £99 for a ticket, I would have questions, and I'm amazed by how many people who did pay £99 then spent the whole evening standing at the bar talking through the whole thing, paying £8 a pint. #coyi ⚒️
It's nice to see the left doesn't have a monopoly on ludicrous egotistical political vanity projects.
December 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It's nice to see the left doesn't have a monopoly on ludicrous egotistical political vanity projects.
The Two Ronnies have just convened an emergency scriptwriters' meeting.
December 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The Two Ronnies have just convened an emergency scriptwriters' meeting.
🎶 They won't be there for you... 🎶
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
🎶 They won't be there for you... 🎶
FIFA. Still as great and as morally upstanding a bunch of lads as they were 15 years ago today.
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
FIFA. Still as great and as morally upstanding a bunch of lads as they were 15 years ago today.
Not the most obvious of people for the England cricket team to look to for advice, but then again, why not?
December 2, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Not the most obvious of people for the England cricket team to look to for advice, but then again, why not?