Jubrand
@jubrand.bsky.social
I can’t be summarized
#SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦
Hawks/Cubs/Bears/IU
#SlavaUkraini 🇺🇦
Hawks/Cubs/Bears/IU
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🔥 From @statuscoupnews.bsky.social : “This is nuts. What the fuck is going on? I’ve never protested in my life… they tell you it’s immigrants — it’s fucking anybody. They’re just trying to scare people. I’m not paid to be here. I have to work in the morning. This is wrong.”
January 15, 2026 at 1:59 PM
🔥 From @statuscoupnews.bsky.social : “This is nuts. What the fuck is going on? I’ve never protested in my life… they tell you it’s immigrants — it’s fucking anybody. They’re just trying to scare people. I’m not paid to be here. I have to work in the morning. This is wrong.”
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Rightwing influencers are so bad at interpreting source material that they can only do it correctly by accident, when they're trying to make a joke
January 12, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Rightwing influencers are so bad at interpreting source material that they can only do it correctly by accident, when they're trying to make a joke
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Bears fans preparing to riot but the stadium puts Serengeti's "Dennehy" on the PA and they all calm down instantly and begin milling about harmlessly. "Keep the juice in your chops," they mutter to each other, absently if still somewhat warmly. "Keep the juice in your brats."
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Bears fans preparing to riot but the stadium puts Serengeti's "Dennehy" on the PA and they all calm down instantly and begin milling about harmlessly. "Keep the juice in your chops," they mutter to each other, absently if still somewhat warmly. "Keep the juice in your brats."
Fuck these clowns
Right after Renée Good’s disgusting murder, a ICE goon was filmed kicking her memorial candles.
Absolutely vile.
Absolutely vile.
January 8, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Fuck these clowns
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Wrote a piece for @slate.com explaining that states have a long history of prosecuting federal officers when they allegedly use excessive force. Federal officers are only immune from such prosecutions when they act reasonably in carrying out lawful duties.
Minnesota Could Prosecute the ICE Shooter. Trump Can’t Pardon Him.
Shortly after an ICE officer shot and killed a woman in Minneapolis, city leaders began looking into whether the officer had violated state criminal law.
slate.com
January 7, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Wrote a piece for @slate.com explaining that states have a long history of prosecuting federal officers when they allegedly use excessive force. Federal officers are only immune from such prosecutions when they act reasonably in carrying out lawful duties.
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Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"
January 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"
A man goes to the newsstand, glances at the papers, doesn't buy one, and leaves. He does this every morning.
The store owner finally asks him what he's looking for.
An obituary, he replies.
The store owner tells him, obituaries are in the back of the newspapers.
The man replies, this one won't be.
The store owner finally asks him what he's looking for.
An obituary, he replies.
The store owner tells him, obituaries are in the back of the newspapers.
The man replies, this one won't be.
January 6, 2026 at 5:56 PM
A man goes to the newsstand, glances at the papers, doesn't buy one, and leaves. He does this every morning.
The store owner finally asks him what he's looking for.
An obituary, he replies.
The store owner tells him, obituaries are in the back of the newspapers.
The man replies, this one won't be.
The store owner finally asks him what he's looking for.
An obituary, he replies.
The store owner tells him, obituaries are in the back of the newspapers.
The man replies, this one won't be.
How ‘bout them Hoosiers?! blueralts.com/2026/01/02/h...
How ‘bout them Hoosiers?!
College football? On MY blog? Is this dude crazy? (I’m actually really emotional):
blueralts.com
January 3, 2026 at 3:50 AM
How ‘bout them Hoosiers?! blueralts.com/2026/01/02/h...
I actually got this for Christmas in 1986. Knowledge is half the battle!
We're being governed by children.
We're being governed by children.
December 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I actually got this for Christmas in 1986. Knowledge is half the battle!
We're being governed by children.
We're being governed by children.
What sort of Bears are these?
December 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
What sort of Bears are these?
Not a difficult prediction.
If all the Republicans (sans Clay Higgins, who I guess can't even pretend to not support a pedophile) voted to release the files, you know they're up to some performative bullshit and these files will be sanitized to high heaven before we see them.
December 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Not a difficult prediction.
Are any of our elected representatives going to do anything about this or nah?
Yet again I implore any attorney not working for Trump to pull any of this in a case and see what happens.
Yet again I implore any attorney not working for Trump to pull any of this in a case and see what happens.
December 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Are any of our elected representatives going to do anything about this or nah?
Yet again I implore any attorney not working for Trump to pull any of this in a case and see what happens.
Yet again I implore any attorney not working for Trump to pull any of this in a case and see what happens.
Throw Blanche in jail until they're all released. That's what would happen to anyone else pulling this shit. thehill.com/policy/natio...
thehill.com
December 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Throw Blanche in jail until they're all released. That's what would happen to anyone else pulling this shit. thehill.com/policy/natio...
What the actual fuck?
The university bought Claude AI for students to use.
Here it is at work, denying that the East Wing of the White House has been demolished.
Great stuff, academia.
Here it is at work, denying that the East Wing of the White House has been demolished.
Great stuff, academia.
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
What the actual fuck?
So says the Golgothan.
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
So says the Golgothan.
Right to the trash heap where you belong, Marge.
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Right to the trash heap where you belong, Marge.
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Keep this story in the news.
"Man Detained by ICE Found Dead, Hanging With Hands and Feet Tied—Attorney"
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
"Man Detained by ICE Found Dead, Hanging With Hands and Feet Tied—Attorney"
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
Man detained by ICE found dead, hanging with hands and feet tied—attorney
The Chinese national died in Pennsylvania in August, but his family's requests for answers from DHS have gone unmet.
www.newsweek.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Keep this story in the news.
"Man Detained by ICE Found Dead, Hanging With Hands and Feet Tied—Attorney"
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
"Man Detained by ICE Found Dead, Hanging With Hands and Feet Tied—Attorney"
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
If all the Republicans (sans Clay Higgins, who I guess can't even pretend to not support a pedophile) voted to release the files, you know they're up to some performative bullshit and these files will be sanitized to high heaven before we see them.
November 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
If all the Republicans (sans Clay Higgins, who I guess can't even pretend to not support a pedophile) voted to release the files, you know they're up to some performative bullshit and these files will be sanitized to high heaven before we see them.
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All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days
August 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
All of my political views and policy ideas have basically collapsed to "Punish the Villains" and I mumble it to myself every time I see a news article these days
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Gov. Pritzker after Trump calls for him to be jailed: “I will not back down… what else is left on the path to full-blown authoritarianism?”
October 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Gov. Pritzker after Trump calls for him to be jailed: “I will not back down… what else is left on the path to full-blown authoritarianism?”
Gee I wonder how our joke of a SCOTUS will rule on this one someday.
JUST IN: A new class action lawsuit challenges ICE's warrantless immigration arrests in Washington, D.C., which they say are occuring without probable cause and based largely on perceived ethnicity.
www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
September 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Gee I wonder how our joke of a SCOTUS will rule on this one someday.
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Charlie Kirk Sept 27 2024: "Just so we're clear, the Haitians that are in Huntsville that are raping your women and hunting you down at night - it's only gonna get worse - unless Donald Trump wins
There will be hundreds of thousands of Haitians brought into Alabama and they will become your masters"
There will be hundreds of thousands of Haitians brought into Alabama and they will become your masters"
September 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Charlie Kirk Sept 27 2024: "Just so we're clear, the Haitians that are in Huntsville that are raping your women and hunting you down at night - it's only gonna get worse - unless Donald Trump wins
There will be hundreds of thousands of Haitians brought into Alabama and they will become your masters"
There will be hundreds of thousands of Haitians brought into Alabama and they will become your masters"
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Watching all these centrist pundits stress the “civility” of Charlie Kirk’s style without addressing the ugliness of his substance is giving me a renewed appreciation of how the civil, polite White Citizens’ Councils conned the same crowd into thinking they were distinct from the cruder Klan.
September 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Watching all these centrist pundits stress the “civility” of Charlie Kirk’s style without addressing the ugliness of his substance is giving me a renewed appreciation of how the civil, polite White Citizens’ Councils conned the same crowd into thinking they were distinct from the cruder Klan.