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JSON Statham
@json-statham.bsky.social
Frontend Software Engineer. Suffering Evertonian.

Need any Web/Software Development advice, just holla.

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Yeah madness that I think. But I'm not a photos person.

One way you could maybe get it down is trying to find a photography student or something. Maybe not as high quality, but id imagine you'd shave 1500 off that for some cash in hand.
December 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
It was decent to be fair. He's not a performer really, but did his bit well and looked to be belting out the songs so that's all you can ask.

Plays aren't everyone's cup of tea and certainly weren't mine 😅
December 9, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Washed down with a lovely can I Skol.
December 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
He would've kept Dyche as manager. So his opinion (and anyone else who thinks we should've kept Dyche) can be safely filed under "Bullshit"
December 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Alan Stubbs next to him trying to keep a straight face 😂
December 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Need to get a pissed up Rod Stewart doing more cup draws.
December 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
He was superb today
December 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM