JSON Statham
banner
json-statham.bsky.social
JSON Statham
@json-statham.bsky.social
Frontend Software Engineer. Suffering Evertonian.

Need any Web/Software Development advice, just holla.

.hair {
display: none;
}
Step 1 complete...
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Never felt more like singing the Blues, Everton win 3-1, and Liverpool lose 3-1 (and Ipswich and Luton)

Ohhhhh Everton, you hopefully got me singing the Blues (and £70k)
December 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Jesus. $200 a pop for the France v Senegal game I want too 😅

Get the feeling this WC will end up similar to the CWC where tickets are basically free nearer the time.
December 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Moody double rainbow over Leeds. I'm too hungover to be awake in reality 😅
December 10, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Phwoaar
December 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Washed down with a lovely can I Skol.
December 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Fuck off you scab bastards 💙 and Dyche you scotch egg fucker 💙
December 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
What a venue 💙
December 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Decent spec 💙
December 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Unsure how you forget your jacket and shoes, but 🤷
December 6, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Off we go 🚀
December 6, 2025 at 10:52 AM
December 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Love the fact I can now get an alcohol free Corona as part of my One Stop meal deal.

Game changer 😂
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
A lot of booing at this Eagles game. Sounds like Anfield.
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This doesn't even show me my band when I press on the link 🤔

If I don't get one this season that is me done paying that membership. £100 for me and the kid and getting fuck all for it
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Everton advertising the Perfect Draft. They already contribute to my high levels of alcohol intake, without pushing this too
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Tough second half
November 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Echo giving me all the latest news...

Allardyce's team news for Huddersfield away 😂

Ironically whilst I was reading team news for tonight Vs Man Utd
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Old School gaff Wigan Roller Rink
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Yer Da wears Fila Roller Blades
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Superb gig last night. Although £19 for a two pint pot. Makes HD feel cheap 😂
November 17, 2025 at 8:09 AM
They don't make them like this no more #TwistedMetal
November 16, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Bought some joggers (or what I thought were joggers - more like tights) from the Everton shop ages ago. Not really worn because they are like the aforementioned tights. Probably washed twice, and the badge is coming off.

Terrible quality. Like someones ironed it on in their ma's boxroom.
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 AM
🇧🇬
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM