JSON Statham
@json-statham.bsky.social
Frontend Software Engineer. Suffering Evertonian.
Need any Web/Software Development advice, just holla.
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Trevor Lawrence sat on my FF bench For my playoff game 😂. It's going pretty well despite that though, so hopefully still get though.
December 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Trevor Lawrence sat on my FF bench For my playoff game 😂. It's going pretty well despite that though, so hopefully still get though.
Step 1 complete...
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Step 1 complete...
Never felt more like singing the Blues, Everton win 3-1, and Liverpool lose 3-1 (and Ipswich and Luton)
Ohhhhh Everton, you hopefully got me singing the Blues (and £70k)
Ohhhhh Everton, you hopefully got me singing the Blues (and £70k)
December 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Never felt more like singing the Blues, Everton win 3-1, and Liverpool lose 3-1 (and Ipswich and Luton)
Ohhhhh Everton, you hopefully got me singing the Blues (and £70k)
Ohhhhh Everton, you hopefully got me singing the Blues (and £70k)
Jesus. $200 a pop for the France v Senegal game I want too 😅
Get the feeling this WC will end up similar to the CWC where tickets are basically free nearer the time.
Get the feeling this WC will end up similar to the CWC where tickets are basically free nearer the time.
December 12, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Jesus. $200 a pop for the France v Senegal game I want too 😅
Get the feeling this WC will end up similar to the CWC where tickets are basically free nearer the time.
Get the feeling this WC will end up similar to the CWC where tickets are basically free nearer the time.
Been looking forward to my bed all day 😴
Hangover has taken it out of me!
Hangover has taken it out of me!
December 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Been looking forward to my bed all day 😴
Hangover has taken it out of me!
Hangover has taken it out of me!
Moody double rainbow over Leeds. I'm too hungover to be awake in reality 😅
December 10, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Moody double rainbow over Leeds. I'm too hungover to be awake in reality 😅
Off to Leeds today for work and Christmas meal.
But first my eldest's Nativity at school.
Hopefully more successful than previous years 😂
But first my eldest's Nativity at school.
Hopefully more successful than previous years 😂
December 9, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Off to Leeds today for work and Christmas meal.
But first my eldest's Nativity at school.
Hopefully more successful than previous years 😂
But first my eldest's Nativity at school.
Hopefully more successful than previous years 😂
At the Panto this morning. Nursing a 4/10 hangover. Could've been worse, but stopped drinking early and got a kebab.
Can't beat a day at the footy when 3 points are gained and my boy Barry scores 💙
Can't beat a day at the footy when 3 points are gained and my boy Barry scores 💙
December 7, 2025 at 8:16 AM
At the Panto this morning. Nursing a 4/10 hangover. Could've been worse, but stopped drinking early and got a kebab.
Can't beat a day at the footy when 3 points are gained and my boy Barry scores 💙
Can't beat a day at the footy when 3 points are gained and my boy Barry scores 💙
League table looks good waking up this morning 🤘
December 7, 2025 at 7:01 AM
League table looks good waking up this morning 🤘
Fuck off you scab bastards 💙 and Dyche you scotch egg fucker 💙
December 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Fuck off you scab bastards 💙 and Dyche you scotch egg fucker 💙
I hate to say it but ...
Just looking at some stats around Barry.
He has started 7 games this season. Everton have won 5, drawn 1 and lost 1.
Yes he hasn't scored, but the team is definitely better when he plays, and results on the pitch show that.
Goal incoming on Saturday 🟦🤍
He has started 7 games this season. Everton have won 5, drawn 1 and lost 1.
Yes he hasn't scored, but the team is definitely better when he plays, and results on the pitch show that.
Goal incoming on Saturday 🟦🤍
December 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I hate to say it but ...
Unsure how you forget your jacket and shoes, but 🤷
December 6, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Unsure how you forget your jacket and shoes, but 🤷
Back down the Hill Dickinson after missing the last couple of matches.
Hopefully we can get the win and really push into that European football mix.
On the Chorley Toffees fun bus too which should be fun. Probably bladdered by kick off.
Hopefully we can get the win and really push into that European football mix.
On the Chorley Toffees fun bus too which should be fun. Probably bladdered by kick off.
December 6, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Back down the Hill Dickinson after missing the last couple of matches.
Hopefully we can get the win and really push into that European football mix.
On the Chorley Toffees fun bus too which should be fun. Probably bladdered by kick off.
Hopefully we can get the win and really push into that European football mix.
On the Chorley Toffees fun bus too which should be fun. Probably bladdered by kick off.
Rio Ferdinand - Man of the People 🤢
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Rio Ferdinand - Man of the People 🤢
15th June - 20th June.
Could do with South American teams and USA/Canada not having games around the East Coast.
Probably hope no Scotland games either. Not sure I wanna be listening to bagpipes for a week in New York.
Take Eng, Ireland, Norn or Wales games. Or Germany / Netherlands. 🤞
Could do with South American teams and USA/Canada not having games around the East Coast.
Probably hope no Scotland games either. Not sure I wanna be listening to bagpipes for a week in New York.
Take Eng, Ireland, Norn or Wales games. Or Germany / Netherlands. 🤞
December 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
15th June - 20th June.
Could do with South American teams and USA/Canada not having games around the East Coast.
Probably hope no Scotland games either. Not sure I wanna be listening to bagpipes for a week in New York.
Take Eng, Ireland, Norn or Wales games. Or Germany / Netherlands. 🤞
Could do with South American teams and USA/Canada not having games around the East Coast.
Probably hope no Scotland games either. Not sure I wanna be listening to bagpipes for a week in New York.
Take Eng, Ireland, Norn or Wales games. Or Germany / Netherlands. 🤞
KDH been excellent in our last 3 wins. Even ok against Newcastle, and scored a belting goal.
The Premier League Player of the Month nominees for November.
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
KDH been excellent in our last 3 wins. Even ok against Newcastle, and scored a belting goal.
Just looking at some stats around Barry.
He has started 7 games this season. Everton have won 5, drawn 1 and lost 1.
Yes he hasn't scored, but the team is definitely better when he plays, and results on the pitch show that.
Goal incoming on Saturday 🟦🤍
He has started 7 games this season. Everton have won 5, drawn 1 and lost 1.
Yes he hasn't scored, but the team is definitely better when he plays, and results on the pitch show that.
Goal incoming on Saturday 🟦🤍
December 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Just looking at some stats around Barry.
He has started 7 games this season. Everton have won 5, drawn 1 and lost 1.
Yes he hasn't scored, but the team is definitely better when he plays, and results on the pitch show that.
Goal incoming on Saturday 🟦🤍
He has started 7 games this season. Everton have won 5, drawn 1 and lost 1.
Yes he hasn't scored, but the team is definitely better when he plays, and results on the pitch show that.
Goal incoming on Saturday 🟦🤍
Love the fact I can now get an alcohol free Corona as part of my One Stop meal deal.
Game changer 😂
Game changer 😂
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Love the fact I can now get an alcohol free Corona as part of my One Stop meal deal.
Game changer 😂
Game changer 😂
No fullback really is killing us isn't it. Just seeing Newcastle with 2 average premier league fullback whipping balls in getting assists. Myko is shite and JOB is a CB.
Would be throwing whatever is in the coffees at that in Jan.
Would be throwing whatever is in the coffees at that in Jan.
November 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
No fullback really is killing us isn't it. Just seeing Newcastle with 2 average premier league fullback whipping balls in getting assists. Myko is shite and JOB is a CB.
Would be throwing whatever is in the coffees at that in Jan.
Would be throwing whatever is in the coffees at that in Jan.