jon "rude yes, but how about second rude?" schuster
@jschuster.bsky.social
Former IT drudge.
He/him
Cis-het white dude. Or, as the philosoper once said: "lowest possible difficulty setting" (h/t John Scalzi)
He/him
Cis-het white dude. Or, as the philosoper once said: "lowest possible difficulty setting" (h/t John Scalzi)
Which is what an apple pie mac-n-cheese sender would say!
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Which is what an apple pie mac-n-cheese sender would say!
100% his goal here.
Coincidentally, the figure 100% also represents the amount of your premium going to "administrative overhead". That leaves the amount available for paying claims at...
elevendy million billion percents!
Coincidentally, the figure 100% also represents the amount of your premium going to "administrative overhead". That leaves the amount available for paying claims at...
elevendy million billion percents!
November 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
100% his goal here.
Coincidentally, the figure 100% also represents the amount of your premium going to "administrative overhead". That leaves the amount available for paying claims at...
elevendy million billion percents!
Coincidentally, the figure 100% also represents the amount of your premium going to "administrative overhead". That leaves the amount available for paying claims at...
elevendy million billion percents!
...and yes it would be "pressed" twice
November 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
...and yes it would be "pressed" twice
Well, it might also be:
Gelatin, emulsifiers, FDC Blue, FDC Yellow, artificial flavors, stabilizers, high fructose corn syrup, brominated coconut oil, denatured ethanol and xanthan gum - pressed, chopped, pressed and shredded.
Hypothetically.
Gelatin, emulsifiers, FDC Blue, FDC Yellow, artificial flavors, stabilizers, high fructose corn syrup, brominated coconut oil, denatured ethanol and xanthan gum - pressed, chopped, pressed and shredded.
Hypothetically.
November 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Well, it might also be:
Gelatin, emulsifiers, FDC Blue, FDC Yellow, artificial flavors, stabilizers, high fructose corn syrup, brominated coconut oil, denatured ethanol and xanthan gum - pressed, chopped, pressed and shredded.
Hypothetically.
Gelatin, emulsifiers, FDC Blue, FDC Yellow, artificial flavors, stabilizers, high fructose corn syrup, brominated coconut oil, denatured ethanol and xanthan gum - pressed, chopped, pressed and shredded.
Hypothetically.
Lime zest. I'm gonna go with that.
Not some unholy, factory made, artificially flavored, "lime* type sprinkles" *contains no citrus
Not some unholy, factory made, artificially flavored, "lime* type sprinkles" *contains no citrus
November 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Lime zest. I'm gonna go with that.
Not some unholy, factory made, artificially flavored, "lime* type sprinkles" *contains no citrus
Not some unholy, factory made, artificially flavored, "lime* type sprinkles" *contains no citrus
Adding:
At least glance at your route ahead time. Plan ahead and prevent the sudden "oh shit, that road exits to the LEFT!" kind of abrupt lane changes.
Corallary: expect that every other jerk on the road will NOT do this and will panic lane change at any moment!
At least glance at your route ahead time. Plan ahead and prevent the sudden "oh shit, that road exits to the LEFT!" kind of abrupt lane changes.
Corallary: expect that every other jerk on the road will NOT do this and will panic lane change at any moment!
November 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Adding:
At least glance at your route ahead time. Plan ahead and prevent the sudden "oh shit, that road exits to the LEFT!" kind of abrupt lane changes.
Corallary: expect that every other jerk on the road will NOT do this and will panic lane change at any moment!
At least glance at your route ahead time. Plan ahead and prevent the sudden "oh shit, that road exits to the LEFT!" kind of abrupt lane changes.
Corallary: expect that every other jerk on the road will NOT do this and will panic lane change at any moment!
"no heat for father. no heat for father for One Thousand Years!"
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
"no heat for father. no heat for father for One Thousand Years!"
Done and done!
November 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Done and done!
Is this a sub skeet?
November 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Is this a sub skeet?
Maybe a new squeaky toy if he finishes his sandwich early, and has some spare time...
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Maybe a new squeaky toy if he finishes his sandwich early, and has some spare time...
Kip...
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Kip...
His first case as lead counsel! He's gonna do great! ♥️♥️♥️
November 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
His first case as lead counsel! He's gonna do great! ♥️♥️♥️
Necks are a scam
November 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Necks are a scam
Reposted by jon "rude yes, but how about second rude?" schuster
So not only do they need to label rooms to help him remember where he is, but they don't think they're going to need to do so for much longer.
November 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
So not only do they need to label rooms to help him remember where he is, but they don't think they're going to need to do so for much longer.
Are their brains outputting chatgpt? What the hell is surfing in the least amount of water?
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Are their brains outputting chatgpt? What the hell is surfing in the least amount of water?
Eventually just shoves all the items onto the floor and stomps on them. Tells everyone that he's paying for their groceries today. Leaves without paying.
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Eventually just shoves all the items onto the floor and stomps on them. Tells everyone that he's paying for their groceries today. Leaves without paying.
"We're taking away your ability to afford food, and we're taking away your ability to afford food"
Great system we've got here...
Great system we've got here...
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
"We're taking away your ability to afford food, and we're taking away your ability to afford food"
Great system we've got here...
Great system we've got here...
A slice.
Pepperoni.
With a fold.
Pepperoni.
With a fold.
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
A slice.
Pepperoni.
With a fold.
Pepperoni.
With a fold.
Thank you for the additional information. Full funding is good news, congrats!
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Thank you for the additional information. Full funding is good news, congrats!