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Josh Kettles 🤙🏼
@joshkettles.bsky.social
🏝️ I just really like Survivor
🔥 Strategy Pod http://FuturePastSurvivor.com
🎙️ Contributor @silentpodcasts.bsky.social
Tag me in #Survivor #Bluey #LOTR memes
SETTLERS OF KETTLAN
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
What exactly is going on here?

#survivor
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
What a tribal we got — but also what a tribal we ALMOST got…

#survivor #survivor49
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I made the same joke last week, but CALLING him “Rizcod” is absolutely 10x funnier 😂
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Had a great time talking public idols, knowledge is power loopholes, the New Era meta, and hair care tips with Andy this week.

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#survivor #survivor49
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
lol
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
@minakimes.bsky.social how do we meet you???

We’re one of the 200 people here at the game 😂
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Let’s go dawgs!
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 AM
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Excited to discuss the strategy and gameplay of this week’s episode with Andy Rueda!

Let us know you have any questions!

#survivor
November 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
No one in the New Era has won after winning two immunities by Final 8.

Will Savannah break the curse?

Here’s how many additional votes players survived after second immunity win (w/o additional immunity):

Ricard ➡️ 1 *
Tori ➡️ 0
Frannie ➡️ 0
Bruce ➡️ 0
Charlie ➡️ 4
Kyle 47 ➡️ 1 *
Joe ➡️ 2 *

#survivor
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Interstates killed Route 66. BIG SAD. Not talked about enough
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 AM
The president has basically become our groundhog when it comes to putting up our Christmas Tree.

In the Biden years we waited until after Thanksgiving, but these past two Novembers have arrived and both times we’ve felt we needed a little Christmas cheer & magic sooner than that.
November 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Not @chubicki.bsky.social saying Shot with a Chaser 🥹

#survivor
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Thinking about the plan Sophie shared with MC to split on Jawan in case of Rizo’s idol (that MC blew up) — that doesn’t actually work right (even if all goes according to her plan)?

First Vote:
3 votes Rizo (nullified by idol)
Rizo votes Sophie
Sophie votes Jawan

1/2

#survivor
November 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Savannah — boy do I have some bad news for you as someone who has a traumatic history with people getting mad at you for feeling like you took someone’s spot. 😬

#survivor
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Two missed Shot with an Idol Chaser opportunities:

Last week with 7-4 vote, MC could’ve employed SWIAC to suss if she needed to play or keep idol.

This week with 4-1 vote, Rizo could’ve used SWIAC to similarly gauge if he needed to use his.

#survivor
November 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Jawan, Sophie, and Sage could deduce Savannah didn’t vote at this tribal because Jeff only read 3 votes for MC and 1 for Sophie.

Stopping after reading 4 votes betrays there were only 5 people voting (since hypothetically the remaining 2 votes for Sophie could cause a tie).

#survivor #survivor49
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 AM
✊🏼😂
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
November 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
One week of PTO has rewired my brain*
November 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Everything reminds me of her
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
November 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM