Josh Kettles 🤙🏼
@joshkettles.bsky.social
🏝️ I just really like Survivor
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HAVE YET TO BE SMITED.
STILL FIRST PLACE IN ALL THREE. 😤
STILL FIRST PLACE IN ALL THREE. 😤
I will surely lose every matchup for the rest of the season I after I post this, but…
I am in first place in all three of my #fantasyfootball leagues.
I am in first place in all three of my #fantasyfootball leagues.
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December 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
HAVE YET TO BE SMITED.
STILL FIRST PLACE IN ALL THREE. 😤
STILL FIRST PLACE IN ALL THREE. 😤
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#Survivor49 votes with the Jury
At this point, 𝑆𝑎𝑔𝑒 is in the most favourable position with the Jury with the highest number of expected votes from the jury (white stars, according to the numbers).
If she gets to the FTC with Rizo and Savannah, I think 𝑆𝑎𝑔𝑒 wins.
#Survivor
At this point, 𝑆𝑎𝑔𝑒 is in the most favourable position with the Jury with the highest number of expected votes from the jury (white stars, according to the numbers).
If she gets to the FTC with Rizo and Savannah, I think 𝑆𝑎𝑔𝑒 wins.
#Survivor
December 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
#Survivor49 votes with the Jury
At this point, 𝑆𝑎𝑔𝑒 is in the most favourable position with the Jury with the highest number of expected votes from the jury (white stars, according to the numbers).
If she gets to the FTC with Rizo and Savannah, I think 𝑆𝑎𝑔𝑒 wins.
#Survivor
At this point, 𝑆𝑎𝑔𝑒 is in the most favourable position with the Jury with the highest number of expected votes from the jury (white stars, according to the numbers).
If she gets to the FTC with Rizo and Savannah, I think 𝑆𝑎𝑔𝑒 wins.
#Survivor
Underreported Fun Fact:
This was the first New Era season with no Shot in the Darks played.
#survivor #survivor49
This was the first New Era season with no Shot in the Darks played.
#survivor #survivor49
December 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Underreported Fun Fact:
This was the first New Era season with no Shot in the Darks played.
#survivor #survivor49
This was the first New Era season with no Shot in the Darks played.
#survivor #survivor49
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December 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
It has been foretold that Rizo’s idol will finally be played at the next tribal council.
Next week’s final six vote will be Rizo‘s seventh tribal council without playing his immunity idol.
The 6–7 Prophecy will be fulfilled.
#Survivor
Next week’s final six vote will be Rizo‘s seventh tribal council without playing his immunity idol.
The 6–7 Prophecy will be fulfilled.
#Survivor
December 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It has been foretold that Rizo’s idol will finally be played at the next tribal council.
Next week’s final six vote will be Rizo‘s seventh tribal council without playing his immunity idol.
The 6–7 Prophecy will be fulfilled.
#Survivor
Next week’s final six vote will be Rizo‘s seventh tribal council without playing his immunity idol.
The 6–7 Prophecy will be fulfilled.
#Survivor
December 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Steven: “If I can save my BAV until F6, I can make a big move to guarantee myself F5.”
Sophi: “If I can save my KIP until F6, I can make a big move to guarantee myself F5.”
Rizo: “If I can save my idol until F6, I can make a big move to guarantee myself F5.”
#survivor
Sophi: “If I can save my KIP until F6, I can make a big move to guarantee myself F5.”
Rizo: “If I can save my idol until F6, I can make a big move to guarantee myself F5.”
#survivor
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December 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Steven: “If I can save my BAV until F6, I can make a big move to guarantee myself F5.”
Sophi: “If I can save my KIP until F6, I can make a big move to guarantee myself F5.”
Rizo: “If I can save my idol until F6, I can make a big move to guarantee myself F5.”
#survivor
Sophi: “If I can save my KIP until F6, I can make a big move to guarantee myself F5.”
Rizo: “If I can save my idol until F6, I can make a big move to guarantee myself F5.”
#survivor
Sophi just has to ask either for an advantage or idol — doesn’t have to specify which advantage it is if she’s asking for an advantage and if they have >1 advantage the person can select which to give to her
Has it been clarified if she has to name his specific advantage to steal it? Like what if he had it on him tonight without having used it and she said “hey Steven give me your advantage” - would she have to say “give me your block a vote”?
December 4, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Sophi just has to ask either for an advantage or idol — doesn’t have to specify which advantage it is if she’s asking for an advantage and if they have >1 advantage the person can select which to give to her
Younghoe whiffed so bad, ESPN & Sleeper are currently not crediting him with a missed FG attempt because he never technically touched the ball 😂
That “kick”….
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Younghoe whiffed so bad, ESPN & Sleeper are currently not crediting him with a missed FG attempt because he never technically touched the ball 😂
December 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Listen to find out who we think has “Final Girl” energy in this horror movie that is Survivor 49.
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#survivor
December 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Listen to find out who we think has “Final Girl” energy in this horror movie that is Survivor 49.
🏝️ futurepastsurvivor.com
🍎 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/f...
🟢 open.spotify.com/episode/56hn...
#survivor
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🍎 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/f...
🟢 open.spotify.com/episode/56hn...
#survivor
Your boy took on @robcesternino.bsky.social in TWISH this week on @robhasapodcast.bsky.social!
I feel like @jordankalish.bsky.social served up a particularly difficult quiz this week. Let me know how you all would have done with these questions!
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#RHAP #Survivor
I feel like @jordankalish.bsky.social served up a particularly difficult quiz this week. Let me know how you all would have done with these questions!
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#RHAP #Survivor
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Your boy took on @robcesternino.bsky.social in TWISH this week on @robhasapodcast.bsky.social!
I feel like @jordankalish.bsky.social served up a particularly difficult quiz this week. Let me know how you all would have done with these questions!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...
#RHAP #Survivor
I feel like @jordankalish.bsky.social served up a particularly difficult quiz this week. Let me know how you all would have done with these questions!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...
#RHAP #Survivor
Just ran into Angelina and Kara Kay at the SD Zoo.
We chatted for kind of a while off and on while our kids were all playing in the same area — they couldn’t have been nicer!
We chatted for kind of a while off and on while our kids were all playing in the same area — they couldn’t have been nicer!
November 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Just ran into Angelina and Kara Kay at the SD Zoo.
We chatted for kind of a while off and on while our kids were all playing in the same area — they couldn’t have been nicer!
We chatted for kind of a while off and on while our kids were all playing in the same area — they couldn’t have been nicer!
KETTLERS OF CATAN: REDEMPLE TEMPLE
November 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
KETTLERS OF CATAN: REDEMPLE TEMPLE
Reposted by Josh Kettles 🤙🏼
#Survivor49 network
That trio definitely looks powerful! I'm looking forward to Sophi playing her KIP, taking Rizo's idol, playing for Sage, and sending Savannah or Rizo to the jury.
It's in the trio's best interest not to sit next to each other at the end, so let's see what happens.
That trio definitely looks powerful! I'm looking forward to Sophi playing her KIP, taking Rizo's idol, playing for Sage, and sending Savannah or Rizo to the jury.
It's in the trio's best interest not to sit next to each other at the end, so let's see what happens.
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
#Survivor49 network
That trio definitely looks powerful! I'm looking forward to Sophi playing her KIP, taking Rizo's idol, playing for Sage, and sending Savannah or Rizo to the jury.
It's in the trio's best interest not to sit next to each other at the end, so let's see what happens.
That trio definitely looks powerful! I'm looking forward to Sophi playing her KIP, taking Rizo's idol, playing for Sage, and sending Savannah or Rizo to the jury.
It's in the trio's best interest not to sit next to each other at the end, so let's see what happens.
SETTLERS OF KETTLAN
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
SETTLERS OF KETTLAN
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Happy Thanksgiving — and Happy One Year Anniversary to my smartest, least wrong take of all time!
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Happy Thanksgiving — and Happy One Year Anniversary to my smartest, least wrong take of all time!
Reposted by Josh Kettles 🤙🏼
#Survivor49 Predictions
With Jawan gone, it's really put Sage in a less favourable position. The top 3 are now:
🔴 Savannah
🔵 Sophi and
🔴 Rizo
with Savannah increasing her chances to 1-in-3! If Savannah doesn't make it to the end, eyes on Sophi.
#Survivor
With Jawan gone, it's really put Sage in a less favourable position. The top 3 are now:
🔴 Savannah
🔵 Sophi and
🔴 Rizo
with Savannah increasing her chances to 1-in-3! If Savannah doesn't make it to the end, eyes on Sophi.
#Survivor
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 AM
#Survivor49 Predictions
With Jawan gone, it's really put Sage in a less favourable position. The top 3 are now:
🔴 Savannah
🔵 Sophi and
🔴 Rizo
with Savannah increasing her chances to 1-in-3! If Savannah doesn't make it to the end, eyes on Sophi.
#Survivor
With Jawan gone, it's really put Sage in a less favourable position. The top 3 are now:
🔴 Savannah
🔵 Sophi and
🔴 Rizo
with Savannah increasing her chances to 1-in-3! If Savannah doesn't make it to the end, eyes on Sophi.
#Survivor
Reposted by Josh Kettles 🤙🏼
#Survivor49 votes with the jury
This is one of my favourite charts. A juror is 1.6x more likely to vote for the finalist they voted with the most - their main alliance. This shows who has voted with whom and who may get their vote. Another data point to infer the position of the remaining players
This is one of my favourite charts. A juror is 1.6x more likely to vote for the finalist they voted with the most - their main alliance. This shows who has voted with whom and who may get their vote. Another data point to infer the position of the remaining players
November 27, 2025 at 11:24 AM
#Survivor49 votes with the jury
This is one of my favourite charts. A juror is 1.6x more likely to vote for the finalist they voted with the most - their main alliance. This shows who has voted with whom and who may get their vote. Another data point to infer the position of the remaining players
This is one of my favourite charts. A juror is 1.6x more likely to vote for the finalist they voted with the most - their main alliance. This shows who has voted with whom and who may get their vote. Another data point to infer the position of the remaining players
It’s the 6-7 prophecy. He will hold his idol for nor more and no less than 6 to 7 tribal councils.
#survivor
#survivor
#Survivor49 I didn't think Rizo could show more gall after not playing a very public idol for 3 weeks straight.
Then he did this.
Then he did this.
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 AM
It’s the 6-7 prophecy. He will hold his idol for nor more and no less than 6 to 7 tribal councils.
#survivor
#survivor