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Josh Bouland
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fan of most sports
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February 12, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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In Elmo’s World, behind the door that opens up to Mr. Noodle and his family, is a portrait of Elmo when he was three years old, and though Elmo himself has stopped aging, the portrait continues to fade and record every one of his sins.
It’s not a plot hole that Elmo has been 3 years old for 50 years. He was bitten by The Count, willingly. Elmo asked for the Dark Gift
February 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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It's impossible to imagine MLS and the American soccer landscape without Matt. I, personally, think the league is incredibly stupid, but hey! I don't get paid to make decisions
Fifteen years ago, I got my dream job writing for MLSsoccer. Last week, that came to an end.

I'm off on my own, and it's time to build something new – with a little help from all of you.
tacticsfreezone.ghost.io/an-end-to-my...
February 11, 2026 at 6:01 PM
What a massive misstep from MLS. More than happy to support my favorite soccer writer in his new endeavor!
Fifteen years ago, I got my dream job writing for MLSsoccer. Last week, that came to an end.

I'm off on my own, and it's time to build something new – with a little help from all of you.
tacticsfreezone.ghost.io/an-end-to-my...
February 11, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"
February 10, 2026 at 6:04 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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It is now baseball season
Oh it was pedro- RONALD ACUÑA JR??????
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Alright, time for the real reason we’re watching this putrid game
February 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
My brother found my Jan-Feb issue of @theonion.com and brought it out to the rest of Super Bowl party. Needless to say they just gained a couple of new print subscribers @bencollins.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Love to be a Falcons fan
February 8, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Damn, Wonder Man was fantastic. I really hope we get to see more Simon Williams in the MCU
February 7, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Holy hell I need this
IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS:

THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI
February 6, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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Area Serial Racist Posts Racist Meme But We’re Still Gonna Pretend Like Maybe He Didn’t Know It Was Racist - the New York Times
February 6, 2026 at 1:22 PM
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odd feature of our time in how many liberals and progressive are bog standard monogamous family types--Serwer, Bouie, Hayes, AOC, etc--and how many Traditional Family Values conservatives are fuckin drugged up perverts
February 6, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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There's exactly one normal man left on planet Earth.
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”

Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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my most right-wing take is loving my spouse, playing with my kids, and letting my favorite sportsball team make me suffer every weekend is a good life bsky.app/profile/nota...
excerpt from the keynote speech at the annual Rape Traffickers Convention
February 5, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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Sure, billionaires are monstrous amoral pedophiles who look at other human beings like disposable trash, but at least they contribute absolutely nothing of value to civilization and are actively contributing to the destruction of humanity
February 4, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I love it
February 4, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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It should be noted this drops the number of ICE agents in Minnesota from 3000 to a still alarming 2300. There were 80 in the state before the surge.
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/02...
Trump Administration Live Updates: Border Czar Plans to Pull 700 Agents From Minnesota
www.nytimes.com
February 4, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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But I know Sounders fans, and there's one thing I'm certain of: a bunch of you fuckers will still complain.
February 2, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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Some jawdropping CBP crime statistics here...
February 1, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I assume this is tongue in cheek but yeah, it’s actually predictable lol. City suck against Spurs
FT Tottenham 2, Man City 2 -- Yep. Absolutely saw this coming an hour ago. So utterly predictable, this sport.
February 1, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Can always count on PGMOL to fuck it up (complimentary)
February 1, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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People should be watching Tarrant County tonight. I grew up in the area and I am shocked by this result.
Hard to overstate how big a deal a Rehmet win would be. Tarrant County is the epicenter of Christian nationalism in Texas, an incubator for far-right policies, and nexus of billionaire Tim Dunn's network, which is riding hard for Wambsganss. Rehmet almost entirely funded by donations of $100 or less
‼️‼️ Still a lot TBD, but Rehmet is leading early vote count by **13 POINTS** in a district that Trump won by 17 points. I'll be updating in this thread throughout the night.
February 1, 2026 at 5:45 AM
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xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM