Josh "Halloween" Average
@joshaverage.itch.io
Masked YouTuber Guy | The mind behind "Implausibly Average" | May '94, Latinx, He/Him | https://implausiblyjosh.carrd.co/
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haha what if you sent me a little something through ko-fi and that let you get a funny drawings. wouldn't that be something?
Ko-fi sketches from Josh Average are OPEN!
ko-fi.com/implausiblya...
Ko-fi sketches from Josh Average are OPEN!
ko-fi.com/implausiblya...
Feelin’ Free
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Feelin’ Free
A friend said it looked like I was full of potatoes
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
A friend said it looked like I was full of potatoes
The Current Vibe
November 19, 2025 at 5:28 AM
The Current Vibe
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i dont know what a blue balls is but we have an orange ball running the country. i can't remember a time in my life where the government didn't fuck and suck its constituents. hashtag not my president hashtag isis
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
i dont know what a blue balls is but we have an orange ball running the country. i can't remember a time in my life where the government didn't fuck and suck its constituents. hashtag not my president hashtag isis
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Sirius had to go to the vet today ($79)
Phone got smashed ($99)
Bill needs to get paid today ($40)
The hits shrimply keep coming. You could help the hits hurt less, and you get a funny drawing!
Phone got smashed ($99)
Bill needs to get paid today ($40)
The hits shrimply keep coming. You could help the hits hurt less, and you get a funny drawing!
haha what if you sent me a little something through ko-fi and that let you get a funny drawings. wouldn't that be something?
Ko-fi sketches from Josh Average are OPEN!
ko-fi.com/implausiblya...
Ko-fi sketches from Josh Average are OPEN!
ko-fi.com/implausiblya...
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Sirius had to go to the vet today ($79)
Phone got smashed ($99)
Bill needs to get paid today ($40)
The hits shrimply keep coming. You could help the hits hurt less, and you get a funny drawing!
Phone got smashed ($99)
Bill needs to get paid today ($40)
The hits shrimply keep coming. You could help the hits hurt less, and you get a funny drawing!
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 4 codes for Tomb Raider Definitive Edition for Nintendo Switch 2 (NA eShop Code) courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway closes on Nov 21st, 6 PM PT.
Game is out now on Nintendo Switch & Switch 2 (no upgrade paths)
Game is out now on Nintendo Switch & Switch 2 (no upgrade paths)
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 4 codes for Tomb Raider Definitive Edition for Nintendo Switch 2 (NA eShop Code) courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway closes on Nov 21st, 6 PM PT.
Game is out now on Nintendo Switch & Switch 2 (no upgrade paths)
Game is out now on Nintendo Switch & Switch 2 (no upgrade paths)
Sirius had to go to the vet today ($79)
Phone got smashed ($99)
Bill needs to get paid today ($40)
The hits shrimply keep coming. You could help the hits hurt less, and you get a funny drawing!
Phone got smashed ($99)
Bill needs to get paid today ($40)
The hits shrimply keep coming. You could help the hits hurt less, and you get a funny drawing!
haha what if you sent me a little something through ko-fi and that let you get a funny drawings. wouldn't that be something?
Ko-fi sketches from Josh Average are OPEN!
ko-fi.com/implausiblya...
Ko-fi sketches from Josh Average are OPEN!
ko-fi.com/implausiblya...
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Sirius had to go to the vet today ($79)
Phone got smashed ($99)
Bill needs to get paid today ($40)
The hits shrimply keep coming. You could help the hits hurt less, and you get a funny drawing!
Phone got smashed ($99)
Bill needs to get paid today ($40)
The hits shrimply keep coming. You could help the hits hurt less, and you get a funny drawing!
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my phone fucking beefed it and damaged the outer screen and needs to get replaced ($99), meanwhile I've got a charge coming up tomorrow I'm trying to get taken care of ($40).
Any help would be appreciated AND you get a cool drawing out of it!!
Any help would be appreciated AND you get a cool drawing out of it!!
haha what if you sent me a little something through ko-fi and that let you get a funny drawings. wouldn't that be something?
Ko-fi sketches from Josh Average are OPEN!
ko-fi.com/implausiblya...
Ko-fi sketches from Josh Average are OPEN!
ko-fi.com/implausiblya...
November 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
my phone fucking beefed it and damaged the outer screen and needs to get replaced ($99), meanwhile I've got a charge coming up tomorrow I'm trying to get taken care of ($40).
Any help would be appreciated AND you get a cool drawing out of it!!
Any help would be appreciated AND you get a cool drawing out of it!!
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long day of uploading videos to tubi that i'm not sure whether we actually have the rights to or not. i ask our lawyer if it's okay for me to just host these kissanime rips of The Robonic Stooges. he does not even look in my direction as he gives me a thumbs up before lighting his 3rd cigarette.
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
long day of uploading videos to tubi that i'm not sure whether we actually have the rights to or not. i ask our lawyer if it's okay for me to just host these kissanime rips of The Robonic Stooges. he does not even look in my direction as he gives me a thumbs up before lighting his 3rd cigarette.
my phone fucking beefed it and damaged the outer screen and needs to get replaced ($99), meanwhile I've got a charge coming up tomorrow I'm trying to get taken care of ($40).
Any help would be appreciated AND you get a cool drawing out of it!!
Any help would be appreciated AND you get a cool drawing out of it!!
haha what if you sent me a little something through ko-fi and that let you get a funny drawings. wouldn't that be something?
Ko-fi sketches from Josh Average are OPEN!
ko-fi.com/implausiblya...
Ko-fi sketches from Josh Average are OPEN!
ko-fi.com/implausiblya...
November 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
my phone fucking beefed it and damaged the outer screen and needs to get replaced ($99), meanwhile I've got a charge coming up tomorrow I'm trying to get taken care of ($40).
Any help would be appreciated AND you get a cool drawing out of it!!
Any help would be appreciated AND you get a cool drawing out of it!!
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Kirby Men's and Big Men's Print Resort Shirt, Sizes S-3XL is $6.92 at Walmart buff.ly/88RVB1R #ad
November 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Kirby Men's and Big Men's Print Resort Shirt, Sizes S-3XL is $6.92 at Walmart buff.ly/88RVB1R #ad
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Me after eating a yummy meal :)
August 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Me after eating a yummy meal :)
RIP Clearsky lol
The funniest thing about bluesky having the "detach quote" button is that blocks are public. Bluesky, as a platform, provides the ability to have a public-facing Getting Blocked High Score List, but also you have a "remove context" button on someone else's post.
November 17, 2025 at 6:22 AM
RIP Clearsky lol
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EXTREMELY GOOD VHS FIND!
November 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
EXTREMELY GOOD VHS FIND!
What if they released a new Nintendo GameCube game now, in 2025. A Star Fox 2 situation, but for the GameCube
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
What if they released a new Nintendo GameCube game now, in 2025. A Star Fox 2 situation, but for the GameCube
EXTREMELY GOOD VHS FIND!
November 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
EXTREMELY GOOD VHS FIND!
had more cigarette smoking dreams recently.
to reiterate, i have never in my life smoked a cigarette lmao
to reiterate, i have never in my life smoked a cigarette lmao
A reoccurring thing in my dreams is that I will be smoking a cigarette, or needing a cigarette. It will be plot relevant to my dreams pretty often.
I've never smoked a cigarette in my life.
I've never smoked a cigarette in my life.
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 AM
had more cigarette smoking dreams recently.
to reiterate, i have never in my life smoked a cigarette lmao
to reiterate, i have never in my life smoked a cigarette lmao
going through a VHS tape
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
going through a VHS tape
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One time I got temporarily suspended from the Bob Ross twitch livestream for saying I'd let him spit in my mouth.
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
One time I got temporarily suspended from the Bob Ross twitch livestream for saying I'd let him spit in my mouth.
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i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
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like i said. a lot of people simply don't see anything wrong with what happened.
Would you believe me if I told you it got so much worse from there
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
like i said. a lot of people simply don't see anything wrong with what happened.
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I got Re:CoM on in the background as I'm cozied up in bed listening to my gfs and the traverse town theme is playing. Genuinely maybe one of the coziest songs ever made
November 15, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I got Re:CoM on in the background as I'm cozied up in bed listening to my gfs and the traverse town theme is playing. Genuinely maybe one of the coziest songs ever made
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Some of you are being very dramatic about that NPC in Metroid Prime 4.
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Some of you are being very dramatic about that NPC in Metroid Prime 4.