Joebotnik
@josephbotnik.bsky.social
Writer @ Boss Rush Mode, voice actor @ Observable Radio, Frequent Wham City caller, comedian, creator of Toaster Hands: The Most Marketable Cryptid!
Cinema has always been cool
January 18, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Cinema has always been cool
In my defence yoohoo weehoo sounds exactly like something Maroon 5 would say
He actually thought this was maroon 5 and he doesn’t know ANYTHING about maroon 5
I believe it was Akon who once said "Yoohoo weehoo"
January 18, 2026 at 7:59 PM
In my defence yoohoo weehoo sounds exactly like something Maroon 5 would say
I'm bringing back the era of brightly coloured animal video game mascot. Still in the workshopping stages but stay tuned
January 17, 2026 at 11:47 AM
I'm bringing back the era of brightly coloured animal video game mascot. Still in the workshopping stages but stay tuned
Horrible Dilbert Man gone
January 13, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Horrible Dilbert Man gone
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This is genuinely a good idea. We should do this. There should be a maximum wage, the same way there’s a minimum wage.
The multimillionaires and billionaires will not perceive any appreciable difference in their lifestyle at all, but millions of normal people would benefit daily.
The multimillionaires and billionaires will not perceive any appreciable difference in their lifestyle at all, but millions of normal people would benefit daily.
no one needs a billion dollars and that's why I will set the tax rate at 100% for everything over 100 million
January 10, 2026 at 8:07 PM
This is genuinely a good idea. We should do this. There should be a maximum wage, the same way there’s a minimum wage.
The multimillionaires and billionaires will not perceive any appreciable difference in their lifestyle at all, but millions of normal people would benefit daily.
The multimillionaires and billionaires will not perceive any appreciable difference in their lifestyle at all, but millions of normal people would benefit daily.
I love you too, Ancient Meteoric Ore Greatsword
January 9, 2026 at 11:33 AM
I love you too, Ancient Meteoric Ore Greatsword
well,
January 3, 2026 at 10:17 AM
well,
Can't believe the trailer for Odyssey spoiled that there were guys in that horse
December 31, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Can't believe the trailer for Odyssey spoiled that there were guys in that horse
God, the Bibo Incident was such a tragedy. Hopefully we can ensure nothing like that ever... Oh fuck. Oh, FUCK
December 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
God, the Bibo Incident was such a tragedy. Hopefully we can ensure nothing like that ever... Oh fuck. Oh, FUCK
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
Halloween idea: Resident Elvis
December 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Halloween idea: Resident Elvis
The claim that prince Andrew's request for "inappropriate friends" was in any way pedophilic is a complete lie. He just likes hanging out with rude guys. Ok? Case closed
December 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The claim that prince Andrew's request for "inappropriate friends" was in any way pedophilic is a complete lie. He just likes hanging out with rude guys. Ok? Case closed
In case you're missing it, Protomen Act III is now (fully?) available to listen to before it releases for real in January. It is incredible.
theprotomen.bandcamp.com/album/act-ii...
theprotomen.bandcamp.com/album/act-ii...
Act III: This City Made Us, by The Protomen
15 track album
theprotomen.bandcamp.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
In case you're missing it, Protomen Act III is now (fully?) available to listen to before it releases for real in January. It is incredible.
theprotomen.bandcamp.com/album/act-ii...
theprotomen.bandcamp.com/album/act-ii...
The only reason I watch the game awards is to see how many different size flutes this guy whips out
December 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The only reason I watch the game awards is to see how many different size flutes this guy whips out
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Reposted by Joebotnik
November 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Hershey's Kisses are a testament to mankind's disdain for God
November 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Hershey's Kisses are a testament to mankind's disdain for God
AAAAAAH I DON'T WANT TO BE AT WORK I WANT TO GO HOME AND PLAY HADES 2 AAAAAAAAAAAH
November 3, 2025 at 11:05 AM
AAAAAAH I DON'T WANT TO BE AT WORK I WANT TO GO HOME AND PLAY HADES 2 AAAAAAAAAAAH
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October 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Just FYI these are the real characters Musk and Robinson would be in this fuck-ass Lord of the Rings scenario
October 30, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Just FYI these are the real characters Musk and Robinson would be in this fuck-ass Lord of the Rings scenario
If you open a can of drink at the exact same time Hank does during the intro to King of the Hill, it will be really cool.
October 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If you open a can of drink at the exact same time Hank does during the intro to King of the Hill, it will be really cool.
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October 28, 1962. The whole world watches with bated breath. But they're looking in the wrong direction.
Supplemental Frequency 11: "The Crisis" is on every radio and TV. Just listen.
SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/49vR...
APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
TRANSCRIPT
Supplemental Frequency 11: "The Crisis" is on every radio and TV. Just listen.
SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/49vR...
APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
TRANSCRIPT
Supplemental Frequency 11: “The Crisis” — Observable Radio
The Crisis. The Phantom is fast, but I know my limits. The glow of missiles and moonlight. Mold has no claim to the apple. The Eleventh Supplemental Frequency from Observable Radio, a found footage...
www.observableradio.com
October 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
October 28, 1962. The whole world watches with bated breath. But they're looking in the wrong direction.
Supplemental Frequency 11: "The Crisis" is on every radio and TV. Just listen.
SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/49vR...
APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
TRANSCRIPT
Supplemental Frequency 11: "The Crisis" is on every radio and TV. Just listen.
SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/49vR...
APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
TRANSCRIPT
We all conveniently forget Gordon Shumway's actions on Melmac.
October 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
We all conveniently forget Gordon Shumway's actions on Melmac.