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Oblivion Loading Screens
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Fake screenshots from Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.
Account run by @chrisofthedead.bsky.social
(You can call me Chris.)
Not officially affiliated with Elder Scrolls or Bethesda.

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Sexily deceive Vaermina, knowing that this could change everything
January 26, 2026 at 5:30 AM
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Once again, Blau is one of my best friends, and occasionally helps with some the jokes on this account.
Any help would be appreciated, even reposts.
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January 26, 2026 at 5:29 AM
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Would you still love me if I was a Morrowind Loading Screen?
🥺
January 26, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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A bandit in Tainted Grail just shouted, "Tis' but a flesh wound!".
I know that is the lowest possible hanging fruit for a fantasy game, and as a reference/quote joke, has been done to death for over a decade, but it still got a chuckle out of me. xD
January 26, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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Instead of taking the Amulet of Kings to Jauffre, try taking it to The Copious Coinpurse. They'll probably give you a lot of gold for it.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
May 9, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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It is considered a crime to attack anyone for liking pineapple on pizza. It is, however, not a crime to cast Flame Bolt on someone who hates others for their pizza preferences.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
May 10, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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It is believed that when you fail at crafting a potion, Zenithar has a mild aneurysm.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
May 17, 2024 at 5:41 PM
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The enchanted item does not have enough batteries to emit cool flashing lights and sounds.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player sneaking up and attacking a goblin at night. The player is wielding a Daedric sword, and they are near some Ayleid (ancient Elvish) ruins in a wooded area.
May 17, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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You failed to separate your recycling.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player being attacked by the town guard in Skingrad. There is one guard right in front of the player, slashing at them with a bloodied swords, and two more up on a hill with bows aimed at the player.
May 23, 2024 at 6:09 PM
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Epic Jarl's Aggressive Clogs equipped to Knuckles
January 25, 2026 at 10:30 AM
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Provocative Horse of Napping
January 25, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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Prove your loyalty to The Dawnguard by hauling your unibrow
January 25, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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Average Dragonbone Pants
January 25, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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Mara's Blessing of Dabbing
January 25, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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Steal the Comfortable Book from Lord Drad's Estate
January 25, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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"mehrunes dagon's aggressive takeover of tamriel is starting to make some crimson dawn cultists uneasy" –us news media
January 25, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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You have contracted A New Fetish.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player witnessing a massive fight breaking out, in the white stone architecture of the Imperial City Market District, between the citizens and guards, and a horde of underwear clad Argonians (lizard people) wielding daggers. Many of the citizens are fighting with only their fists, but a few have drawn swords, with guards in the back distance aiming bows and arrows into the crowd.
January 23, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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I feel like I give off "Town blacksmith" vibes. I'll forge you a sword, and give you a discount if you sit down with me for a bite to eat.
But anywho. It me.
January 23, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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Destruction magic has powerful spells that can destroy things.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
October 29, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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The disembodied spirits of Morrowind players have breached containment.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player witnessing an attack by multiple Will-o'-the-Wisps (Glowing yellow circular clouds of energy that emit lightning) in the Imperial City market district in one of the back gardens next to a well. There are several dead guards and citizens, while some are still putting up a meaningless fight against the spirits, prolonging their inevitable dooms.
July 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Martin Septim:
"Before we finish this, can I interest you in a crab cake? There’s nothing suspicious about it. It’s just a perfectly normal crab cake. Don’t be weird about it."
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
A screenshot of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion, of the player looking at Martin Septim at the very end of the main quest. Martin, who is voiced by Sean Bean, is wearing the emperor's robes and is standing in the Temple of the One in the Imperial city, which is bathed in red light from the assault by Mehrunes Dagon. His eyes are looking off to the side, mid-animation of eyes looking around, but as a still image, appear to be avoiding eye contact.
July 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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It is not considered a crime to force bandits to watch M. Night Shyamalan’s The Last Airbender.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
July 24, 2024 at 5:42 PM
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Fargoth on the floor from an Imperial Guard
January 25, 2026 at 5:34 AM
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Alright. It's Saturday night. I have no date (😭), I've got my ice water and playing Hytale with the squad.
... Let's rock.
January 25, 2026 at 6:05 AM
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Mehrunes Dagon was initially going to besiege Anvil first, but saw a non-Daedric spider in Kvatch, screamed like a child, and decided to raze it to the ground.
#TheElderScrolls #Oblivion
August 19, 2024 at 5:21 PM