Jordan
@jordansbrock.bsky.social
She/her. UglyDog, author, fangirl, dog mom, gamer, queer.
We’re all tired but still awake.
December 3, 2025 at 6:49 AM
We’re all tired but still awake.
50% chance of the BEST. BIRTHDAY. PRESENT. EVER!!!
December 3, 2025 at 3:03 AM
50% chance of the BEST. BIRTHDAY. PRESENT. EVER!!!
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The OG Komodogenesis cuff is back, with travertine accents that give off ancient varanid energy!
Check it out at Varanid Paradise!
www.varanidparadise.com/shop/p/gppjn...
Check it out at Varanid Paradise!
www.varanidparadise.com/shop/p/gppjn...
Komodogenesis Cuff in Travertine Glam and OG Snakeskin — Varanid Paradise Reptilian Atelier
The OG Komodogenesis colorway is back, and even better this time! Giant howlite dragon teeth make up the bulk of this jaw-dropping cuff. It is woven together with tough but flexible Wildfire thermal-...
www.varanidparadise.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The OG Komodogenesis cuff is back, with travertine accents that give off ancient varanid energy!
Check it out at Varanid Paradise!
www.varanidparadise.com/shop/p/gppjn...
Check it out at Varanid Paradise!
www.varanidparadise.com/shop/p/gppjn...
If you’re cold, the husky is cold. Let him enjoy his snow!
I'm never going to be able to keep him inside for any longer than it takes to have a snack. But he's cone free & rolling in snow & the happiest husky 🥰 #UglyDogs
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
If you’re cold, the husky is cold. Let him enjoy his snow!
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Wildlife tracking! I'm reposting things I made this past year. If you look closely at the deer tracks you'll see I added the hint that they're double registering (hind foot is stepping into the same spot as front foot).
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Wildlife tracking! I'm reposting things I made this past year. If you look closely at the deer tracks you'll see I added the hint that they're double registering (hind foot is stepping into the same spot as front foot).
I loved this book so much. At $2.99, you definitely want it!
Into the Drowning Deep by @seananmcguire.bsky.social is on sale for $2.99 digitally. It's one of my favorite books. It makes Mermaids horrifyingly fascinating!
Into the Drowning Deep
Amazon.com: Into the Drowning Deep eBook : Grant, Mira: Kindle Store
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December 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I loved this book so much. At $2.99, you definitely want it!
Turns out radiology, in building 9, cant put a line in my port. I had to call a wheelchair to take me to the far side of the next building over. Then another wheelchair back to radiology for my scan, and then another-another back to gyn onc to take the line out. 🙃
December 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Turns out radiology, in building 9, cant put a line in my port. I had to call a wheelchair to take me to the far side of the next building over. Then another wheelchair back to radiology for my scan, and then another-another back to gyn onc to take the line out. 🙃
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
In my desperate search for tolerable pizza, I ordered a couple different brands today. I’ve tried all the good ones with lo success, so I went bottom of the barrel.
Turns out I actually enjoyed the Ellio’s “pizza” (which barely even resembles pizza) more than any adult should. Sigh.
Turns out I actually enjoyed the Ellio’s “pizza” (which barely even resembles pizza) more than any adult should. Sigh.
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
In my desperate search for tolerable pizza, I ordered a couple different brands today. I’ve tried all the good ones with lo success, so I went bottom of the barrel.
Turns out I actually enjoyed the Ellio’s “pizza” (which barely even resembles pizza) more than any adult should. Sigh.
Turns out I actually enjoyed the Ellio’s “pizza” (which barely even resembles pizza) more than any adult should. Sigh.
She’s muddy, wet, and asking for snax. Specifically spicy steamed dumplings.
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
She’s muddy, wet, and asking for snax. Specifically spicy steamed dumplings.
My dad loved to tell the story of driving alone from NY to FL after retiring. He stopped at a bar, where everyone was super friendly and having fun. He said it took him a really long time to realize it was a gay bar, because he was having the time of his life with all the nice people.
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
My dad loved to tell the story of driving alone from NY to FL after retiring. He stopped at a bar, where everyone was super friendly and having fun. He said it took him a really long time to realize it was a gay bar, because he was having the time of his life with all the nice people.
New iPhone wtf: it changed my wallpaper/Lock Screen background. I tried changing it back, but it’ll only use my original background if it’s in sleep mode. If I turn off sleep mode, it reverts to the new wallpaper. Whyyy???
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
New iPhone wtf: it changed my wallpaper/Lock Screen background. I tried changing it back, but it’ll only use my original background if it’s in sleep mode. If I turn off sleep mode, it reverts to the new wallpaper. Whyyy???
I need an entire trilogy of books followed by a movie deal based on this descriptive, evocative alt text.
What we love about thanksgiving..,
Bleu with leftovers …
carrying his prize like it’s a Thanksgiving turkey he hunted himself…
#humor in the alt text
Bleu with leftovers …
carrying his prize like it’s a Thanksgiving turkey he hunted himself…
#humor in the alt text
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I need an entire trilogy of books followed by a movie deal based on this descriptive, evocative alt text.
Bad post-chemo recovery day, but Aleya is adorable. And muddy. Oh my god so much mud.
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Bad post-chemo recovery day, but Aleya is adorable. And muddy. Oh my god so much mud.
Everything I eat since Sunday morning has tasted like cardboard, including bottled water.
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Everything I eat since Sunday morning has tasted like cardboard, including bottled water.
We got cold cuts but forgot rolls, so it’s time to break glass in case of emergency. Or, rather, open book!
We don’t have lard, but I remembered I have bacon grease, so I’m trying that instead of butter. It’s currently softening to room temp. Progress report after I catch my breath snd ret lunch!
We don’t have lard, but I remembered I have bacon grease, so I’m trying that instead of butter. It’s currently softening to room temp. Progress report after I catch my breath snd ret lunch!
November 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
We got cold cuts but forgot rolls, so it’s time to break glass in case of emergency. Or, rather, open book!
We don’t have lard, but I remembered I have bacon grease, so I’m trying that instead of butter. It’s currently softening to room temp. Progress report after I catch my breath snd ret lunch!
We don’t have lard, but I remembered I have bacon grease, so I’m trying that instead of butter. It’s currently softening to room temp. Progress report after I catch my breath snd ret lunch!
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM