Jordan
@jordanclock.bsky.social
Just a dude looking to tell people about his rad cats.
He/him
He/him
I see a connection here. I wonder if he could spot the same one.
August 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I see a connection here. I wonder if he could spot the same one.
And I'm not even joking.
August 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
And I'm not even joking.
Asking Netanyahu tough questions like "where are you going to get all the meat grinders?" and "what's the secret to keeping your face looking so ghoulish?" in between ads for gold and a (somehow) worse ChatGPT.
August 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Asking Netanyahu tough questions like "where are you going to get all the meat grinders?" and "what's the secret to keeping your face looking so ghoulish?" in between ads for gold and a (somehow) worse ChatGPT.
Willy and Banana Nut subtly telling me it is bed time.
July 4, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Willy and Banana Nut subtly telling me it is bed time.
Number one reason I will never be able to go back to working in an office.
May 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Number one reason I will never be able to go back to working in an office.
"Fear" and "favor" are common typos for "spine" and "a clue". Super easy mistake. Also, accountability is literally just accounting without making any inferences on intent or impact.
May 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
"Fear" and "favor" are common typos for "spine" and "a clue". Super easy mistake. Also, accountability is literally just accounting without making any inferences on intent or impact.
A single paragraph in this p̶r̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶r̶e̶l̶e̶a̶s̶e̶article alludes to how past prejudice is baked into the model without any explanation as to how Mastercard is trying to fix this. Just "It might be racist/sexist because of the biased decisions in the training data." then onto the next subject.
May 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
A single paragraph in this p̶r̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶r̶e̶l̶e̶a̶s̶e̶article alludes to how past prejudice is baked into the model without any explanation as to how Mastercard is trying to fix this. Just "It might be racist/sexist because of the biased decisions in the training data." then onto the next subject.
The second citation listed is titled "404 Not Found" because the linked page doesn't exist and that's what their citation software got back. They couldn't even bother to check their citations and we're supposed to believe this was a thorough review?
May 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The second citation listed is titled "404 Not Found" because the linked page doesn't exist and that's what their citation software got back. They couldn't even bother to check their citations and we're supposed to believe this was a thorough review?
Look at this guy. Look! Why does he hold his face? Does he know how cute it looks?
March 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Look at this guy. Look! Why does he hold his face? Does he know how cute it looks?
This guy gets a bit wheezy sometimes when he's sleeping. I think it's basically snoring? It also happens if he starts purring too hard, which is when I know he is officially Pumped™.
March 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This guy gets a bit wheezy sometimes when he's sleeping. I think it's basically snoring? It also happens if he starts purring too hard, which is when I know he is officially Pumped™.
He's like the anti-Buckley, but just as terribly cringe.
February 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
He's like the anti-Buckley, but just as terribly cringe.
Anyone else have a cat that gets so excited about food that they wheeze from the intensity of their purring or is mine just an exceptional glutton?
February 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Anyone else have a cat that gets so excited about food that they wheeze from the intensity of their purring or is mine just an exceptional glutton?
I think aye-aye eyes look rather nice, actually.
January 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I think aye-aye eyes look rather nice, actually.
Banana Nut is not a morning cat.
January 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Banana Nut is not a morning cat.
When the dog whistle is a fog horn with a giant glowing sign saying "Nazi" but the supposedly neutral press is looking around asking what sound is everyone talking about.
January 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
When the dog whistle is a fog horn with a giant glowing sign saying "Nazi" but the supposedly neutral press is looking around asking what sound is everyone talking about.
I knew I joined early-ish but I'm surprised I made it in before a million.
September 22, 2024 at 6:23 PM
I knew I joined early-ish but I'm surprised I made it in before a million.
I've been working with one hand for the last half hour because Banana Nut decided to cuddle up and nap like this. Baron is annoyed that the hand he usually gets midday stitches from is taken.
September 26, 2023 at 6:22 PM
I've been working with one hand for the last half hour because Banana Nut decided to cuddle up and nap like this. Baron is annoyed that the hand he usually gets midday stitches from is taken.
The best part of waking up is Banana Nut in my face.
September 26, 2023 at 5:55 PM
The best part of waking up is Banana Nut in my face.
Banana Nut is still working out how to lay in the new cat bed.
August 30, 2023 at 11:14 PM
Banana Nut is still working out how to lay in the new cat bed.
Baron asked me to send you this because apparently you left him on read when he texted it earlier. Are things okay with you two?
July 27, 2023 at 10:21 PM
Baron asked me to send you this because apparently you left him on read when he texted it earlier. Are things okay with you two?
Willy and I are hungry but Banana Nut is sleeping on my arm. I guess we'll just starve.
July 26, 2023 at 8:11 PM
Willy and I are hungry but Banana Nut is sleeping on my arm. I guess we'll just starve.
I hope this app adds video support soon because I want to share some of my cats. For now, here is some Banana Nut.
July 26, 2023 at 2:59 AM
I hope this app adds video support soon because I want to share some of my cats. For now, here is some Banana Nut.
Hi. These are my cats. Baron, Willy, and Banana Nut.
July 25, 2023 at 1:01 AM
Hi. These are my cats. Baron, Willy, and Banana Nut.