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This is written like the victim was the equivalent of a banana peel that threw itself in Gaetz's path for him to have an unfortunate slip. The level of engineering and creativity that goes into constructing the English language like this is as impressive as it is disgusting.
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
This is written like the victim was the equivalent of a banana peel that threw itself in Gaetz's path for him to have an unfortunate slip. The level of engineering and creativity that goes into constructing the English language like this is as impressive as it is disgusting.
One must imagine Cuomo happy.
Cuomo living out his years as a political Sisyphus, but the elections get both smaller and more difficult each time
Him eating shit in increasingly lesser elections would be amazing
November 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
One must imagine Cuomo happy.
I'd love to hear @illconceivedpodcast.com discuss the framing of population decline by grouping countries by GDP. As if the GDP of those top 15 countries isn't buoyed significantly by the exploitation of the bottom countries.
Family size around the world is dropping. That choice by couples is triggering a population shift that's sending shock waves through economies.
People are having fewer kids. Their choice is transforming the world's economy
Family size around the world is dropping. That choice by couples is triggering a population shift that's sending shock waves through economies.
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November 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I'd love to hear @illconceivedpodcast.com discuss the framing of population decline by grouping countries by GDP. As if the GDP of those top 15 countries isn't buoyed significantly by the exploitation of the bottom countries.
I want to see Trump's clock drawing. It's probably the second most disturbing drawing he has made since the Epstein birthday card.
This is the test Trump is referring to, the Montreal cognitive assessment. It is used to assess brain functioning impairment (such as after strokes or in Alzheimer’s en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montrea...)
Why would they administer this test to Trump.
Why would they administer this test to Trump.
October 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I want to see Trump's clock drawing. It's probably the second most disturbing drawing he has made since the Epstein birthday card.
The ones that aren't out there shooting dogs or kidnapping random brown people are just too cowardly to do it themselves, so they have to settle for simply enabling those acts. In years prior some could have been described as the banality of evil but now every member is just as complicit.
Look, maybe not *all* ICE and CBP agents are bloodthirsty psychopaths, but there are plenty of stories like this one and the rest of them sure as shit don't seem to mind, so ...
CBP agents knocked on an El Paso home at 7:15 a.m.
The owner asked to secure his Rottweiler, Chop, in the bathroom.
While he got his ID, agents opened the door and shot Chop.
The family tried to save him as he bled out on the kitchen floor.
The owner asked to secure his Rottweiler, Chop, in the bathroom.
While he got his ID, agents opened the door and shot Chop.
The family tried to save him as he bled out on the kitchen floor.
October 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The ones that aren't out there shooting dogs or kidnapping random brown people are just too cowardly to do it themselves, so they have to settle for simply enabling those acts. In years prior some could have been described as the banality of evil but now every member is just as complicit.
Dude. It's so October.
October 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Dude. It's so October.
I always hope people like Charlie Kirk would die but not in a targeted way. Car accidents, perforated colon from an enema gone wrong, de-orbited Starlink to the dome, slipping on a banana peel they themselves tossed on the ground. The kind of thing normal people laugh at and the right ignores.
September 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I always hope people like Charlie Kirk would die but not in a targeted way. Car accidents, perforated colon from an enema gone wrong, de-orbited Starlink to the dome, slipping on a banana peel they themselves tossed on the ground. The kind of thing normal people laugh at and the right ignores.
By Kavanaugh's reasoning, cops should have the right to enter any home where a man is with children he knows or is familiar with because most CSA is done in home by men that the children know. And it would only be a "brief encounter" with no harm or inconvenience!
Only Justice Kavanaugh even bothers to write anything to justify this horrifying action.
And it is not in any way reassuring.
And it is not in any way reassuring.
![Here, those circumstances include: that there is an extremely high number and percentage of illegal immigrants in the Los Angeles area; that those individuals tend to gather in certain locations to seek daily work; that those individuals often work in certain kinds of jobs, such as day labor, landscaping, agriculture, and construction, that do not require paperwork and are therefore especially attractive to illegal immigrants; and that many of those illegally in the Los Angeles area come from Mexico or Central America and do not speak much English. Cf.
Brignoni-Ponce, 422 U.S., at 884-885 (listing "[a]ny number of factors" that contribute to reasonable suspicion of illegal presence). To be clear, apparent ethnicity alone cannot furnish reasonable suspicion; under this Court's case law regarding immigration stops, however, it can be a](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:36eqtmzysqf7wsslczw4uxcd/bafkreifgfmq7p7tyrinjm5duehmap4bn63brcma57itj7bvm34m3rsup4q@jpeg)
September 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
By Kavanaugh's reasoning, cops should have the right to enter any home where a man is with children he knows or is familiar with because most CSA is done in home by men that the children know. And it would only be a "brief encounter" with no harm or inconvenience!
Both Dog Mode and FSD are so dangerous because they are designed and marketed more to be convenient and trustworthy than reliable. When a failure results in death or injury, we can only blame Tesla as the users were simply taking them at their word.
@milesklee.bsky.social 😩 Tesla dog mode failed and killed a dog trainer's dog
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September 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Both Dog Mode and FSD are so dangerous because they are designed and marketed more to be convenient and trustworthy than reliable. When a failure results in death or injury, we can only blame Tesla as the users were simply taking them at their word.
Wearing glasses for the first time in months and anytime someone points it out I look at them with concern and say "Buddy. I wear glasses *every* day."
July 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Wearing glasses for the first time in months and anytime someone points it out I look at them with concern and say "Buddy. I wear glasses *every* day."
Willy and Banana Nut subtly telling me it is bed time.
July 4, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Willy and Banana Nut subtly telling me it is bed time.
This is just a setup to another mea culpa video in a few weeks, right? There's no other explanation for making a 20 minute video about how AI is making people dumber sponsored by an AI news aggregator. It's too on the nose for anything else.
AI is making you dumber - here's what you can do about it:
youtu.be/G-cdVurdoeA
youtu.be/G-cdVurdoeA
AI Is Making You Dumber
YouTube video by Adam Conover
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June 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
This is just a setup to another mea culpa video in a few weeks, right? There's no other explanation for making a 20 minute video about how AI is making people dumber sponsored by an AI news aggregator. It's too on the nose for anything else.
ACAB includes Ando the retired explosives detection dog.
This is Ando. He's been a high-risk explosives detection dog for 6 years, and last week he celebrated his final day on the job. His coworkers threw him a surprise retirement party by showering him with dummies, a special reward that detection dogs are trained to love. 14/10 congratulations Ando
June 24, 2025 at 6:37 AM
ACAB includes Ando the retired explosives detection dog.
Number one reason I will never be able to go back to working in an office.
May 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Number one reason I will never be able to go back to working in an office.
Got a new floor fan so I could hopefully use my AC less. Thought it was kind of loud but moved a lot of air so I was okay with it. I just realized it was on low the entire time and setting it to high makes me feel like the metal cage isn't enough to contain the demonic spirit within.
May 21, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Got a new floor fan so I could hopefully use my AC less. Thought it was kind of loud but moved a lot of air so I was okay with it. I just realized it was on low the entire time and setting it to high makes me feel like the metal cage isn't enough to contain the demonic spirit within.
A single paragraph in this p̶r̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶r̶e̶l̶e̶a̶s̶e̶article alludes to how past prejudice is baked into the model without any explanation as to how Mastercard is trying to fix this. Just "It might be racist/sexist because of the biased decisions in the training data." then onto the next subject.
May 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
A single paragraph in this p̶r̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶r̶e̶l̶e̶a̶s̶e̶article alludes to how past prejudice is baked into the model without any explanation as to how Mastercard is trying to fix this. Just "It might be racist/sexist because of the biased decisions in the training data." then onto the next subject.
Kinda crazy that popes are elected by 2/3 majority. Is God telling the other 1/3 to vote for a different guy to make them feel dumb?
May 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Kinda crazy that popes are elected by 2/3 majority. Is God telling the other 1/3 to vote for a different guy to make them feel dumb?
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holy shit I was right
May 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
holy shit I was right
Going through @worstpossible.world's back catalog and @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world's Duke Nukem is the second best impersonation I've heard, right behind @lgr-yt.bsky.social.
May 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Going through @worstpossible.world's back catalog and @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world's Duke Nukem is the second best impersonation I've heard, right behind @lgr-yt.bsky.social.
It's irresponsible for WTYP to have a live show in Philadelphia. How am I supposed to go back to the suburbs of Cincinnati after experiencing functional public transportation, train lines, and lively atmosphere? I'll feel like the kids returning from Narnia. I blame @donoteat.bsky.social.
May 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
It's irresponsible for WTYP to have a live show in Philadelphia. How am I supposed to go back to the suburbs of Cincinnati after experiencing functional public transportation, train lines, and lively atmosphere? I'll feel like the kids returning from Narnia. I blame @donoteat.bsky.social.
How about publishers stop announcing release dates years in advance? There is no benefit to the public and they almost always get pushed back. Just announce a game is being made and give a date when it's reasonably certain to be met.
Grand Theft Auto VI delayed to May 26, 2026 www.rockstargames.com/newswire/art...
May 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
How about publishers stop announcing release dates years in advance? There is no benefit to the public and they almost always get pushed back. Just announce a game is being made and give a date when it's reasonably certain to be met.
Planes, Trains, and Tunnelmobiles: My trip to Philly so far.
May 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Planes, Trains, and Tunnelmobiles: My trip to Philly so far.
It's crazy that a guy who lived such a dangerous life is 132 years old. Bro had so many near-death experiences, he built up an immunity.
Harold Lloyd was born 132 years ago today, on April 20, 1893
April 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
It's crazy that a guy who lived such a dangerous life is 132 years old. Bro had so many near-death experiences, he built up an immunity.
Did I learn how to dump the textures from a PSX for an argument on the internet? Yes. Was it worth it? Yes. It's an internet argument.
April 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Did I learn how to dump the textures from a PSX for an argument on the internet? Yes. Was it worth it? Yes. It's an internet argument.
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Trans week of HELSTORM ROCKET BATTERY
April 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Trans week of HELSTORM ROCKET BATTERY