Jordan
jordanclock.bsky.social
Jordan
@jordanclock.bsky.social
Just a dude looking to tell people about his rad cats.

He/him
I'm in a second floor apartment and there are lights like the first one across the street that are at just the right height for peak brightness to be my eye level when sitting or getting out of bed. They don't even illuminate the road very well and sidewalks don't exist in the Midwest!
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The meteor is going away, okay? It's going away. Very smart, very good people are making it go away. We have very large rockets, beautiful rockets, filled with the best materia. By the way, only Midgar makes materia this good. Wutai materia is junk, couldn't stop a child.
November 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Will thinks I should be happy that between me and Bill Gates, we have an average net worth of $50B.
November 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
That's 99% of the content on Rhodipedia.
November 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
It worked for Nvidia, it can work for you!
November 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
They did. He's a Muslim socialist from Africa and it turns out that is even cooler than Fox News made it sound when Obama was in office.
November 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I did! It was only for county stuff, but I went out anyways.
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
A disturbing number of US military members are salivating at the chance of living out their Selous Scout fantasies.
November 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I inadvertently locked my high school out of the attendance system by revoking all read/write rights to a specific network drive. The school's admin was the wrestling coach and they were travelling for matches so teachers had to take attendance on paper for almost a week.
October 31, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It does coincide with a real thing David Ellison has said. Unfortunately AI localization isn't as easy to distill down to one infuriating video clip, so it remains to be seen if there is as much backlash to that bullshit.

All the more reason to link to sources instead of just screen caps.
The actual Paramount license of Higgsfield AI is indeed showing up mostly in potentially dodgy AI specific pubs and aggregators but the intent to engage in AI-driven “localization at scale” is, sadly, blueprinted in David Ellison’s open letter to Par stakeholders

www.paramount.com/news/david-e...
October 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
As far as I can find, it is a project on a platform called "PLUS1". It seems to be an organization that runs the funds for celebrities.
October 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I would expect the bigger CPU cost is parsing JSON itself. Between the structure and verbosity, there's a lot of formatting overhead to be processed just to use the data.
October 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
My track record as a king in CK3 just further demonstrates the harms of having kings.
October 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
While his understanding of what "AI" is might be a bit fanciful, this is yet another example of the damage caused by calling machine learning models "AI"; People are genuinely thinking LLMs are intelligences instead of hyper-complex next-word prediction.
October 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Their innovative new strategy is to sell $20 bills for a nickel. Experts are shocked at this bold advancement as many believe that selling dimes for a nickel was as far as anyone could go. But with enough volume, any revenue can become profit.
October 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I'm well aware of the situation. It is just flatly wrong to say ID verification is required to log on in affected states/countries.
October 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I'm in Ohio, one of the states that requires ID verification for adult material, and I have intentionally not provided verification. As you can see, I am still able to log on just fine. The only difference is I don't see "adult" media.
October 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
They just really needed a job and Acid Vat Operational Specialist was the only position available after Wal-Mart put the local fascism outlet out of business. It's not like they wanted to work for the Department of Fascism but who can turn down a 30-pieces-of-silver signing bonus in this economy?!
October 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The US government would never lose something as important as records about Amelia Earhart in paperclips. They take them very seriously and even put a great deal of effort into acquiring them at the end of WW2.
October 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I think they added me because I posted that Charlie Kirk should have died in a boring way so no one would talk about him. Incredible!
October 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM