Jorb
@jorbstache.bsky.social
they/them || he/him
wnc musician || disc golfer || gamer
this will be a confusing amount of bad jokes, arsenal/bruins fandom, and #fungifriends content
wnc musician || disc golfer || gamer
this will be a confusing amount of bad jokes, arsenal/bruins fandom, and #fungifriends content
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First place (by minimum 6) after 25
85 point pace
Most goals scored (City game in hand caveat)
Fewest goals allowed
Are you not entertained?
85 point pace
Most goals scored (City game in hand caveat)
Fewest goals allowed
Are you not entertained?
February 7, 2026 at 9:39 PM
First place (by minimum 6) after 25
85 point pace
Most goals scored (City game in hand caveat)
Fewest goals allowed
Are you not entertained?
85 point pace
Most goals scored (City game in hand caveat)
Fewest goals allowed
Are you not entertained?
get you a person who looks at you the way Arteta looks at his first redemption arch masterpiece
February 7, 2026 at 11:59 PM
get you a person who looks at you the way Arteta looks at his first redemption arch masterpiece
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Oh, I'm not supposed to value the Carabao?
In English, 'Carabao,' if you split the word, it's Care About. And that's what we're doing here. We're caring about.
In English, 'Carabao,' if you split the word, it's Care About. And that's what we're doing here. We're caring about.
February 3, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Oh, I'm not supposed to value the Carabao?
In English, 'Carabao,' if you split the word, it's Care About. And that's what we're doing here. We're caring about.
In English, 'Carabao,' if you split the word, it's Care About. And that's what we're doing here. We're caring about.
That's the Garnacho I'm used to seeing.
Pinocchio blue steel looking ass.
Pinocchio blue steel looking ass.
February 3, 2026 at 10:06 PM
That's the Garnacho I'm used to seeing.
Pinocchio blue steel looking ass.
Pinocchio blue steel looking ass.
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You’d never know this from the way the team is talked about but Arsenal rank 2nd in goals scored in the Premier League and just finished the League Phase of the Champions League with the most goals scored.
January 30, 2026 at 1:38 PM
You’d never know this from the way the team is talked about but Arsenal rank 2nd in goals scored in the Premier League and just finished the League Phase of the Champions League with the most goals scored.
ICE's "handling" of Renee Good taught us that you can shoot a vehicle moving approximately in your direction due to the interpretation that it is an immediate threat on your life.
ICE's "handling" of Alex Pretti taught us that you can shoot a person in the back with a full magazine while they ...
ICE's "handling" of Alex Pretti taught us that you can shoot a person in the back with a full magazine while they ...
January 27, 2026 at 12:43 PM
ICE's "handling" of Renee Good taught us that you can shoot a vehicle moving approximately in your direction due to the interpretation that it is an immediate threat on your life.
ICE's "handling" of Alex Pretti taught us that you can shoot a person in the back with a full magazine while they ...
ICE's "handling" of Alex Pretti taught us that you can shoot a person in the back with a full magazine while they ...
Another murder. Execution, even, by emptying that MAGAzine.
All fucking 8 of those ICE agents will claim this one person all of their lives as they beat the shit out of him.
All fucking 8 of those ICE agents will claim this one person all of their lives as they beat the shit out of him.
January 24, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Another murder. Execution, even, by emptying that MAGAzine.
All fucking 8 of those ICE agents will claim this one person all of their lives as they beat the shit out of him.
All fucking 8 of those ICE agents will claim this one person all of their lives as they beat the shit out of him.
Inter haven't given up more than 2 goals in a loss at home since last February.
It's been 6 years before that.
Arsenal are massive.
It's been 6 years before that.
Arsenal are massive.
January 20, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Inter haven't given up more than 2 goals in a loss at home since last February.
It's been 6 years before that.
Arsenal are massive.
It's been 6 years before that.
Arsenal are massive.
I've missed Jesus.
Don't let my mom see this, she'll misread it.
Don't let my mom see this, she'll misread it.
January 20, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I've missed Jesus.
Don't let my mom see this, she'll misread it.
Don't let my mom see this, she'll misread it.
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That's a goal and assist for the failed striker Gyökeres
January 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
That's a goal and assist for the failed striker Gyökeres
None of the narrative seems to be about Slot making 0 changes on a sloppy rainy night and 90'+ in he had a player go down injured.
Martinelli didn't look good but his back was turned when Bradley went down. Ultimately this is all a symptom of the refs tolerating embellishment.
Learn from the NHL.
Martinelli didn't look good but his back was turned when Bradley went down. Ultimately this is all a symptom of the refs tolerating embellishment.
Learn from the NHL.
January 9, 2026 at 3:47 AM
None of the narrative seems to be about Slot making 0 changes on a sloppy rainy night and 90'+ in he had a player go down injured.
Martinelli didn't look good but his back was turned when Bradley went down. Ultimately this is all a symptom of the refs tolerating embellishment.
Learn from the NHL.
Martinelli didn't look good but his back was turned when Bradley went down. Ultimately this is all a symptom of the refs tolerating embellishment.
Learn from the NHL.
he can't even find the words
January 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
he can't even find the words
spursy
Small piece in the Mail today about Spurs being rejected in their offer for Santos left back Souza. He has an £87m release clause. They offered £8m.
January 5, 2026 at 12:20 PM
spursy
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Arsenal have gone 116 games in all competitions since they last conceded three goals in a game to any opponent - the best run by any team in the history of English football.
#BOUARS
#BOUARS
January 3, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Arsenal have gone 116 games in all competitions since they last conceded three goals in a game to any opponent - the best run by any team in the history of English football.
#BOUARS
#BOUARS
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Every recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize has invaded and kidnapped the president of a country. Really makes you think.
January 3, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Every recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize has invaded and kidnapped the president of a country. Really makes you think.
Happy New Year!
Good fucking riddance 2025.
May Trump go 6 feet under soon.
Good fucking riddance 2025.
May Trump go 6 feet under soon.
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Happy New Year!
Good fucking riddance 2025.
May Trump go 6 feet under soon.
Good fucking riddance 2025.
May Trump go 6 feet under soon.
Praise Be To He
December 31, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Praise Be To He
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Saka was an unused sub in the 2020 FA Cup final when he was two months older than Nwaneri is now.
Nwaneri will turn 19 in March and already has more Arsenal appearances (50) than Saka (42) when he turned 19.
Nwaneri has much more competition than Saka had.
There's nothing to be concerned about.
Nwaneri will turn 19 in March and already has more Arsenal appearances (50) than Saka (42) when he turned 19.
Nwaneri has much more competition than Saka had.
There's nothing to be concerned about.
December 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Saka was an unused sub in the 2020 FA Cup final when he was two months older than Nwaneri is now.
Nwaneri will turn 19 in March and already has more Arsenal appearances (50) than Saka (42) when he turned 19.
Nwaneri has much more competition than Saka had.
There's nothing to be concerned about.
Nwaneri will turn 19 in March and already has more Arsenal appearances (50) than Saka (42) when he turned 19.
Nwaneri has much more competition than Saka had.
There's nothing to be concerned about.
One of my favorite things about being an Arsenal fan on BlueSky is that some feeds have me guessing "is this a fan/team/player related post" vs. "is this someone who is just colloquially using 'arsenal' as a term?"
It's a fun game that persists, win or lose, and adds a sort of whimsy to the fandom.
It's a fun game that persists, win or lose, and adds a sort of whimsy to the fandom.
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
One of my favorite things about being an Arsenal fan on BlueSky is that some feeds have me guessing "is this a fan/team/player related post" vs. "is this someone who is just colloquially using 'arsenal' as a term?"
It's a fun game that persists, win or lose, and adds a sort of whimsy to the fandom.
It's a fun game that persists, win or lose, and adds a sort of whimsy to the fandom.
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Gabriel Martinelli has become the first Arsenal player to score in five games in a row in the European Cup/Champions League.
December 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Gabriel Martinelli has become the first Arsenal player to score in five games in a row in the European Cup/Champions League.
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Hard Mode: HER
Hard Mode: HER
December 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Hard Mode: HER
Hard Mode: HER
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
I'm going to say this qualifies as easy mode because Disney distributes this in my country.
HAAAAMMMM
I'm going to say this qualifies as easy mode because Disney distributes this in my country.
HAAAAMMMM
December 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
I'm going to say this qualifies as easy mode because Disney distributes this in my country.
HAAAAMMMM
I'm going to say this qualifies as easy mode because Disney distributes this in my country.
HAAAAMMMM
Game is gone
/s
/s
Arsenal have scored more headed goals than any other team in the Premier League this season (9).
#AVLARS
#AVLARS
December 6, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Game is gone
/s
/s
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If Infantino goes any further up Trump's arse, he's going to come out of his mouth.
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
If Infantino goes any further up Trump's arse, he's going to come out of his mouth.