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Jono Zalay
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Goof on the loose.
ARE THE CLIPPERS TOO OLD?
We sat down with their starting guard who is having hip surgery…
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Democrats are only releasing the Epstein files to distract from the fact they don’t have enough power and money to be pedophiles.
November 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Can’t wait for Taylor Sheridans’s latest spin off…
King of Mayorstown
October 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Reposted by Jono Zalay
It really says something that a judge has to order federal agents to not hunt down children on Halloween
Ellis: Agents should stay far away from children on Halloween.

"Know that it is day where people will be out and about."

"I am simply asking that they keep the day in mind and keep it in context."

Lawyers for the government: "Understood, your honor."
October 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This guy is worth a billion bucks and still looks like Dennis Quaid’s wax figure was left in the sun for too long.
October 29, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Dodgers and Blue Jays should call it even and share the championship. Win the Nobel peace prize instead.
October 28, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I want to live in a city with good enough politics that the worst 25% promise they’ll leave.
October 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Curtis Sliwa always looks like he’s about to fight Jean-Claude Van Damme
October 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
AI friends?! A REAL friend would never let you cheat on your essay.
October 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
What are your plans for the White House?
TRUMP:
October 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Let them eat ballroom
October 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Worst part of the Louvre jewelry heist is now I can’t wear around my sapphire tiara without looking like some kind of criminal.
October 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Katie Porter had an awkward exchange after she called out a bad question.

In a not at all related story: the Attorney General refused to say under oath whether she’d seen a photo of Trump with minors in the Epstein files.
October 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The overlap in the Venn diagram of comics performing in Saudi Arabia and those who toured continuously through the height of the pandemic is circle labeled NO LIVES MATTER
October 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Hegseth is an alcoholic but telling everyone “GET IN HERE, i have ideas for a new dress code” is more of a coke thing to do.
October 1, 2025 at 7:17 AM
HEGSETH: Gather the top brass.

WOMAN ASSISTANT: But sir… that would be a security nightmare, and cost millions?!

HEGSETH: I don’t care! I’ve just seen a T-shirt that will change the course of military history.
September 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I don’t know what an “ombudsman” is and I hope to God I never know.
September 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Welp. I guess now we know why Hegseth drinks.
September 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
People genuinely saying things like “Charlie Kirk wasn’t racist! He just DISAGREED that black people had the mental capacity to have good jobs.”
September 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Nobody:

My bank transfer:
September 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I suppose this would be a good time to promote my new Custom Bullet Engraving Etsy Store
September 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Before all these right wing snitches try to get everyone fired for being happy that a fascist piece of shit is dead, they should really think about next month’s jobs report. 😬
September 13, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Is there a way to fly a flag at DOUBLE mast?
September 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Careful everyone. You kill one Charlie Kirk and 20 more will pop up to debate you
September 11, 2025 at 7:49 AM
RIP any work that needed to get done today.
September 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM