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Jono Zalay
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Goof on the loose.
Can’t wait for Taylor Sheridans’s latest spin off…
King of Mayorstown
October 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This guy is worth a billion bucks and still looks like Dennis Quaid’s wax figure was left in the sun for too long.
October 29, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Curtis Sliwa always looks like he’s about to fight Jean-Claude Van Damme
October 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
What are your plans for the White House?
TRUMP:
October 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
HEGSETH: Gather the top brass.

WOMAN ASSISTANT: But sir… that would be a security nightmare, and cost millions?!

HEGSETH: I don’t care! I’ve just seen a T-shirt that will change the course of military history.
September 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Nobody:

My bank transfer:
September 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Careful everyone. You kill one Charlie Kirk and 20 more will pop up to debate you
September 11, 2025 at 7:49 AM
LEAKED PHOTO: Trump has been put on a respirator
August 31, 2025 at 12:50 AM
First addition to the Vance Whitehouse
August 31, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Is this the sequel to ‘Challengers’?
July 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
It’s my first Fathers Day without my dad but I did spend several hours going through his boxes of the most random stuff on earth so it was almost like he was there.
June 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
June 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Didn’t even bother do his own research SMH.
May 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Crazy to think the only Biden that didn’t damage their legacy in the last year is Commander Biden. 🫡
May 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
SpongeBob and Patrick’s son
May 24, 2025 at 10:27 AM
'Friendship' is about male lonliness the same way 'Airplane' is about food poisoning.
May 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM
That’s not what we meant by improve the price of eggs!
April 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Calm down Eva Longoria it was just a temporary blackout.
April 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
CONFIRMED:
Jay Feely was inspired when he saw someone miss wide in crunch time
April 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
April 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Talk about dying for our sins!
April 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Big news from the wallet inspector.
April 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Have 200 of you seen your moms lately?
April 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
ME: No one is safe from the Leopards Eating Faces party.

MEL GIBSON:
April 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Val Kilmer can’t even have a day of mourning before Trump crashes the economy. Let God pound some Cunth. Yeesh!
April 4, 2025 at 9:08 AM