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Uncanny Valley Girl
@jolietoomajan.bsky.social
Horror Writer & Angry, Downwardly Mobile English PhD & Hye-Brid & Queer & Shirley Jackson Award Winner & Brave, New, and Weird & EiC @ CHM
She was also diagnosed with "lumpy." I was sitting there like this 😐
December 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
We match.

(I have 0 shame in my old age)
December 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I'm in, I'll be in your DMs like a bored soldier by tomorrow
December 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
With the shit that we read and write all day, we're going to be playing this game like bored old men. Just waving cigarettes "Eh, I read this when I 16."
December 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I full on dropped my phone.
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I was a latecomer to VPR (Scandoval got me), but I recall she was fired for like a racialized crime and...no ma'am.

I 🏴‍☠️ so it's not like I'm giving it financial support but still. Bad vibes.
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Not here for the Chase redemption arc, either
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Layla "did you pay Jessi to rent the house for the hour?"

SAY IT, SIS

I died
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
If I looked like a douche compared to *Marciano*, I'd be in therapy the next day.
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I'm only on episode 5 and all of Dadtok can go right in the garbage. Like you look like a whole foot and all you have to do is be nice to your stunningly beautiful millionaire of a wife who just wants to have your babies and hand you money and you can't fucking manage that???
November 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I don't like that man and I don't know why. I have a visceral reaction to him. He's like uncanny valley for me (which should be a net positive but it's not)
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
She went from being the first one to call out sexist garbage to the meanest person you have ever met and I am still baffled.
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Every time something minor goes wrong in my life I'm like "MOMTOK IS IN SHAMBLES RIGHT NOW"

I love them so much for dropping every episode at once. Give the people what they need.
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 AM