She was also diagnosed with "lumpy." I was sitting there like this 😐

We match.

(I have 0 shame in my old age)

I'm in, I'll be in your DMs like a bored soldier by tomorrow

With the shit that we read and write all day, we're going to be playing this game like bored old men. Just waving cigarettes "Eh, I read this when I 16."

I full on dropped my phone.

I was a latecomer to VPR (Scandoval got me), but I recall she was fired for like a racialized crime and...no ma'am.

I 🏴‍☠️ so it's not like I'm giving it financial support but still. Bad vibes.

Not here for the Chase redemption arc, either

Layla "did you pay Jessi to rent the house for the hour?"

SAY IT, SIS

I died

If I looked like a douche compared to *Marciano*, I'd be in therapy the next day.

I'm only on episode 5 and all of Dadtok can go right in the garbage. Like you look like a whole foot and all you have to do is be nice to your stunningly beautiful millionaire of a wife who just wants to have your babies and hand you money and you can't fucking manage that???

I don't like that man and I don't know why. I have a visceral reaction to him. He's like uncanny valley for me (which should be a net positive but it's not)

She went from being the first one to call out sexist garbage to the meanest person you have ever met and I am still baffled.

Every time something minor goes wrong in my life I'm like "MOMTOK IS IN SHAMBLES RIGHT NOW"

I love them so much for dropping every episode at once. Give the people what they need.