Uncanny Valley Girl
@jolietoomajan.bsky.social
Horror Writer & Angry, Downwardly Mobile English PhD & Hye-Brid & Queer & Shirley Jackson Award Winner & Brave, New, and Weird & EiC @ CHM
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So you want to read my mean stories about terrible people. (🧵)
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"Elizabeth Frankenstein Is the Saddest Girl on Earth"
Black Static 80/81
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"Elizabeth Frankenstein Is the Saddest Girl on Earth"
Black Static 80/81
TTA Press
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I got to take a fun trip to the emergency vet last night where my dog was diagnosed with "old" and "fat."
December 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I got to take a fun trip to the emergency vet last night where my dog was diagnosed with "old" and "fat."
Is HORROR GAME BANNED FROM STEAM enough to get me to buy "Horses?"
Yeah, it probably is. I'm very easy.
Yeah, it probably is. I'm very easy.
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Is HORROR GAME BANNED FROM STEAM enough to get me to buy "Horses?"
Yeah, it probably is. I'm very easy.
Yeah, it probably is. I'm very easy.
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December 2, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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BUY INDIE🖤☠️
For:
HAUNTED HOUSE fans who are pretty sure they've worn the genre out?
Try:
POSTHASTE MANOR by @jolietoomajan.bsky.social & @carsonwinter.bsky.social
DEHISCENT by Ashley Deng
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For:
HAUNTED HOUSE fans who are pretty sure they've worn the genre out?
Try:
POSTHASTE MANOR by @jolietoomajan.bsky.social & @carsonwinter.bsky.social
DEHISCENT by Ashley Deng
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November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
BUY INDIE🖤☠️
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HAUNTED HOUSE fans who are pretty sure they've worn the genre out?
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POSTHASTE MANOR by @jolietoomajan.bsky.social & @carsonwinter.bsky.social
DEHISCENT by Ashley Deng
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HAUNTED HOUSE fans who are pretty sure they've worn the genre out?
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POSTHASTE MANOR by @jolietoomajan.bsky.social & @carsonwinter.bsky.social
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Happy holidays and safe travels from the team at CHM!
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Happy holidays and safe travels from the team at CHM!
Hades 2: I swear to God, my reward for beating this damn game better be the ability to pet that fucking dog.
November 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Hades 2: I swear to God, my reward for beating this damn game better be the ability to pet that fucking dog.
I was on The Night Librarian Podcast talking about the women of Weird Tales and what I think makes a successful story.
Nerding out and shit
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Nerding out and shit
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Jolie Toomajan (Posthaste Manor,Aseptic and Faintly Sadistic: An Anthology of Hysteria Fiction,CHM) The Night Librarian Podcast Season 1 Episode 10
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November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I was on The Night Librarian Podcast talking about the women of Weird Tales and what I think makes a successful story.
Nerding out and shit
🪼
open.spotify.com/episode/5Ce4...
Nerding out and shit
🪼
open.spotify.com/episode/5Ce4...
Conner is exempt from this. Protect Conner at all costs.
I'm only on episode 5 and all of Dadtok can go right in the garbage. Like you look like a whole foot and all you have to do is be nice to your stunningly beautiful millionaire of a wife who just wants to have your babies and hand you money and you can't fucking manage that???
November 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Conner is exempt from this. Protect Conner at all costs.
Can we talk about this cover, too?
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The November issue is out now! Any favorite stories?
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November 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Can we talk about this cover, too?
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Free horror stories on the CHM website!
Check out "Growing Daffodils" by Anne Wilkins here: https://bit.ly/43kGPrf
Check out "Growing Daffodils" by Anne Wilkins here: https://bit.ly/43kGPrf
November 12, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Free horror stories on the CHM website!
Check out "Growing Daffodils" by Anne Wilkins here: https://bit.ly/43kGPrf
Check out "Growing Daffodils" by Anne Wilkins here: https://bit.ly/43kGPrf
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What did everyone think of Del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN?
November 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
What did everyone think of Del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN?
Apparently I'm only happy watching Mormon women scream at each other.
November 14, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Apparently I'm only happy watching Mormon women scream at each other.
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Out sister magazine—Goblins and Galaxies—just came out with issue #1!
Get your sword and sorcery on here: https://bit.ly/49IRpfy
Get your sword and sorcery on here: https://bit.ly/49IRpfy
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Out sister magazine—Goblins and Galaxies—just came out with issue #1!
Get your sword and sorcery on here: https://bit.ly/49IRpfy
Get your sword and sorcery on here: https://bit.ly/49IRpfy
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We up! In a day FULL of stellar releases to celebrate, behold our latest issue of FIYAH! Gods and Monsters. Six stories. Three poems. All we're missing are your grabby hands! 🥰
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fiyahlitmag.com/shop/issues/...
October 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
We up! In a day FULL of stellar releases to celebrate, behold our latest issue of FIYAH! Gods and Monsters. Six stories. Three poems. All we're missing are your grabby hands! 🥰
fiyahlitmag.com/shop/issues/...
fiyahlitmag.com/shop/issues/...
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Looking for some Halloween creepiness? We have single issues on our website here: https://bit.ly/4gWsFCg
October 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Looking for some Halloween creepiness? We have single issues on our website here: https://bit.ly/4gWsFCg
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Check out this recording of our latest QuickRead featuring six women and nonbinary authors of science fiction, fantasy, and horror!
Strong Women-Strange Worlds QuickRead AUGUST 1, 2025
6 authors * 8 minutes each!
Let our slate of women and nonbinary authors of science fiction, fantasy, and horror delight and amaze you. Every Strong Women - Strange Worlds QuickRead is like Forrest Gump's box of chocolates - you never know what you're going to get!
This SWSW QuickRead features:
-Tabitha Potts
-N.V. Haskell
-Mar Romasco-Moore
-Penelope Flynn
-Marguerite Sheffer
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-with Elaine Isaak as host/emcee and support from authors Terri Bruce, Anne Nydam, and Kendra Leonard.
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October 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Check out this recording of our latest QuickRead featuring six women and nonbinary authors of science fiction, fantasy, and horror!
And it's so freaking good
Goblins and Galaxies is our sister magazine specializing in sword and sorcery! Issue #1 is coming soon.
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Subscribe here: https://bit.ly/4lkbRpN
October 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
And it's so freaking good
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COVER REVEAL AND RELEASE
WE WILL SPEAK AGAIN OF THE RED TOWER is a tribute anthology of stories inspired by Thomas Ligotti’s “The Red Tower” and it’s out NOW: dl.bookfunnel.com/zum1k2dg9b
WE WILL SPEAK AGAIN OF THE RED TOWER is a tribute anthology of stories inspired by Thomas Ligotti’s “The Red Tower” and it’s out NOW: dl.bookfunnel.com/zum1k2dg9b
October 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
COVER REVEAL AND RELEASE
WE WILL SPEAK AGAIN OF THE RED TOWER is a tribute anthology of stories inspired by Thomas Ligotti’s “The Red Tower” and it’s out NOW: dl.bookfunnel.com/zum1k2dg9b
WE WILL SPEAK AGAIN OF THE RED TOWER is a tribute anthology of stories inspired by Thomas Ligotti’s “The Red Tower” and it’s out NOW: dl.bookfunnel.com/zum1k2dg9b
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I know I'm supposed to be a visible presence but I have no idea how to live in the present world and then come here and be like "I had tea."
October 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I know I'm supposed to be a visible presence but I have no idea how to live in the present world and then come here and be like "I had tea."
I know I'm supposed to be a visible presence but I have no idea how to live in the present world and then come here and be like "I had tea."
October 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I know I'm supposed to be a visible presence but I have no idea how to live in the present world and then come here and be like "I had tea."
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Tuesdays are as good a day as any for some free short horror. Check out "Footprints in the Sand" by Melissa Leigh right here: https://bit.ly/3VNoWNJ
October 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Tuesdays are as good a day as any for some free short horror. Check out "Footprints in the Sand" by Melissa Leigh right here: https://bit.ly/3VNoWNJ
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Our Halloween bingo has been going great this season. So far, these are the best and worst new-to-me flicks I've seen so far. Guess which is which.
October 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Our Halloween bingo has been going great this season. So far, these are the best and worst new-to-me flicks I've seen so far. Guess which is which.
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I had the pleasure of reading frequent CHM author D. Matthew Urban's collection, SHAKY PICTURES OF VANISHED FACES. Tight prose and imaginative stories. Highly recommended for fans of weird fiction.
https://bit.ly/485sF0h
https://bit.ly/485sF0h
October 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I had the pleasure of reading frequent CHM author D. Matthew Urban's collection, SHAKY PICTURES OF VANISHED FACES. Tight prose and imaginative stories. Highly recommended for fans of weird fiction.
https://bit.ly/485sF0h
https://bit.ly/485sF0h
A dream to work with. I would know!
I’ll cut to the chase: just like all your favorite authors, I’m offering editing and writing coach services. So yeah, pitch incoming!
But first I wanted to talk a bit about my writing journey and WHY these services can help. (THREAD)
But first I wanted to talk a bit about my writing journey and WHY these services can help. (THREAD)
September 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
A dream to work with. I would know!