Uncanny Valley Girl
@jolietoomajan.bsky.social
Horror Writer & Angry, Downwardly Mobile English PhD & Hye-Brid & Queer & Shirley Jackson Award Winner & Brave, New, and Weird & EiC @ CHM
We match.
(I have 0 shame in my old age)
(I have 0 shame in my old age)
December 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
We match.
(I have 0 shame in my old age)
(I have 0 shame in my old age)
I got to take a fun trip to the emergency vet last night where my dog was diagnosed with "old" and "fat."
December 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I got to take a fun trip to the emergency vet last night where my dog was diagnosed with "old" and "fat."
I full on dropped my phone.
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I full on dropped my phone.
It's a little gremlin!
August 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It's a little gremlin!
This is who runs this account
August 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This is who runs this account
Uncle Leon, everyone.
August 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Uncle Leon, everyone.
Defense mechanism "I'm Just A Wittle Baby" activate.
...these are so stupid. So. So. Stupid.
...these are so stupid. So. So. Stupid.
June 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Defense mechanism "I'm Just A Wittle Baby" activate.
...these are so stupid. So. So. Stupid.
...these are so stupid. So. So. Stupid.
Forgot to feed Ebby before we went out and came home to the world's most dramatic rendition of Macbeth.
May 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Forgot to feed Ebby before we went out and came home to the world's most dramatic rendition of Macbeth.
I only have one question and that question is how fucking dare you
April 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I only have one question and that question is how fucking dare you
I'm here, you fuckass bitch
March 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I'm here, you fuckass bitch
How your email finds me:
March 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
How your email finds me:
Which anxiety disorder did you guys get? I got the one where I only stop screaming when I spend several hours gluing tiny little beads onto things.
February 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Which anxiety disorder did you guys get? I got the one where I only stop screaming when I spend several hours gluing tiny little beads onto things.
What I bought vs. what I got
February 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
What I bought vs. what I got
...Oh no. Oh...oh no.
January 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
...Oh no. Oh...oh no.
Fix your hearts or die.
January 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Fix your hearts or die.
Who is styling Cynthia for the Wicked tour, because every time I see her she looks like my ideal self.
January 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Who is styling Cynthia for the Wicked tour, because every time I see her she looks like my ideal self.
Thank you, very helpful.
December 23, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Thank you, very helpful.
All I want for Christmas is you (threatening)
December 19, 2024 at 12:33 AM
All I want for Christmas is you (threatening)
Getting her warms
December 16, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Getting her warms
The energy I am bringing to 2025
November 25, 2024 at 2:58 PM
The energy I am bringing to 2025
Advertise your account with one image
November 25, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Advertise your account with one image
"Just something I did in my notebook during a meeting"
November 24, 2024 at 6:00 AM
"Just something I did in my notebook during a meeting"