John Reimann
@johnnyrimes.bsky.social
Big nerd stuff fan. Co-Host of the Screamplay podcast on the Gamefully Unemployed network
Getting close to 50k words written in the book I’m working on. Kind of proud of myself.
January 23, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Getting close to 50k words written in the book I’m working on. Kind of proud of myself.
Fox News can’t even fucking spell “Smith Denies Politics Played ROLL in Trump Probes” fucking dumbass MAGA dipshits
January 22, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Fox News can’t even fucking spell “Smith Denies Politics Played ROLL in Trump Probes” fucking dumbass MAGA dipshits
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If you're a soldier in the 11th Airborne Division being ordered to prep for deployment to Minnesota or Greenland, remember that you have the right to apply for conscientious objector status.
Call the GI Bill Rights hotline: 1-877-447-4487
Call the GI Bill Rights hotline: 1-877-447-4487
January 19, 2026 at 7:23 PM
If you're a soldier in the 11th Airborne Division being ordered to prep for deployment to Minnesota or Greenland, remember that you have the right to apply for conscientious objector status.
Call the GI Bill Rights hotline: 1-877-447-4487
Call the GI Bill Rights hotline: 1-877-447-4487
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- Doctor, I'm sad.
- The solution is simple: you must go and see Pawgliacci, the clown with the juiciest ass you've ever seen. Staring at that gargantuan gyatt will surely cheer you right up.
- *standing up and making a sound like God bowling when my cheeks clap into each other* But doctor...
- The solution is simple: you must go and see Pawgliacci, the clown with the juiciest ass you've ever seen. Staring at that gargantuan gyatt will surely cheer you right up.
- *standing up and making a sound like God bowling when my cheeks clap into each other* But doctor...
October 22, 2025 at 8:32 AM
- Doctor, I'm sad.
- The solution is simple: you must go and see Pawgliacci, the clown with the juiciest ass you've ever seen. Staring at that gargantuan gyatt will surely cheer you right up.
- *standing up and making a sound like God bowling when my cheeks clap into each other* But doctor...
- The solution is simple: you must go and see Pawgliacci, the clown with the juiciest ass you've ever seen. Staring at that gargantuan gyatt will surely cheer you right up.
- *standing up and making a sound like God bowling when my cheeks clap into each other* But doctor...
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I think every country has every right to be anti-American but at the same time if you’re tut-tutting that Americans aren’t doing enough to overthrow their government while your own government is happily facilitating and supporting what the US is doing…maybe also do something about that?
January 19, 2026 at 12:15 PM
I think every country has every right to be anti-American but at the same time if you’re tut-tutting that Americans aren’t doing enough to overthrow their government while your own government is happily facilitating and supporting what the US is doing…maybe also do something about that?
Really great how we’re on the road to World War 3 because of the tantrums of a dementia ridden, near 80 pile of rancid feces
January 17, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Really great how we’re on the road to World War 3 because of the tantrums of a dementia ridden, near 80 pile of rancid feces
Just in case anyone needs to hear this, I love you and you matter. Things are pretty bad right now, but take heart in that we persevere.
January 7, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Just in case anyone needs to hear this, I love you and you matter. Things are pretty bad right now, but take heart in that we persevere.
To finish off your holiday season
Wrestlemoviea - Santa With Muscles
Podcast Episode · Gamefully Unemployed · 01/06/2026 · 1h 33m
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January 6, 2026 at 3:16 PM
To finish off your holiday season
Watching a sweet @arrowvideo.bsky.social edition of An American Werewolf in London for this Wolf Moon
January 4, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Watching a sweet @arrowvideo.bsky.social edition of An American Werewolf in London for this Wolf Moon
We’re just kidnapping foreign leaders now, huh? I thought you would need, you know, permission from Congress (you know, who represent the people who elected you) in order to declare war. That’s what this is. An act of war. Trump is a dictator and a disgrace
January 3, 2026 at 4:06 PM
We’re just kidnapping foreign leaders now, huh? I thought you would need, you know, permission from Congress (you know, who represent the people who elected you) in order to declare war. That’s what this is. An act of war. Trump is a dictator and a disgrace
Ho, ho, HO?
Wrestlemoviea - Walking Tall
Podcast Episode · Gamefully Unemployed · 12/23/2025 · 1h 8m
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December 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Ho, ho, HO?
Mulder be like “This mother fucker ain’t going to bed when I want”
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Mulder be like “This mother fucker ain’t going to bed when I want”
Warhammer 40K is the fucking best. It’s as if a British dude in the 80s did four lines of coke then scribbled down what came to his mind while screaming “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!”
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Warhammer 40K is the fucking best. It’s as if a British dude in the 80s did four lines of coke then scribbled down what came to his mind while screaming “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!”
JJ McCarthy leaving the stadium today
November 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
JJ McCarthy leaving the stadium today
James Bond needs to go full Roger Moore again in terms of tone.
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
James Bond needs to go full Roger Moore again in terms of tone.
@thelogantrent.bsky.social and I find ourselves on the wrong side of a bad movie
Wrestlemoviea - Wrong Side of Town
Podcast Episode · Gamefully Unemployed · 10/28/2025 · 1h 2m
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November 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
@thelogantrent.bsky.social and I find ourselves on the wrong side of a bad movie
He’s not Henry Cavill, but Liam Hemsworth does fine as Geralt in the new season of the Witcher. I DID forget about the part of the story where Ciri runs with the “cool kids.” A part I didn’t really like. I don’t like the cool kid teen thieves that got it all figured out trope.
October 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
He’s not Henry Cavill, but Liam Hemsworth does fine as Geralt in the new season of the Witcher. I DID forget about the part of the story where Ciri runs with the “cool kids.” A part I didn’t really like. I don’t like the cool kid teen thieves that got it all figured out trope.
Writers, how do you push through the thoughts of “this is stupid” or “no one will like this?” Is it just keeping your nose to the grindstone?
October 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Writers, how do you push through the thoughts of “this is stupid” or “no one will like this?” Is it just keeping your nose to the grindstone?
Caleb had a bad game, but I’m happy with the direction the Bears are going. We’re not a playoff team, but Ben has been awesome and I know Caleb will get better.
October 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Caleb had a bad game, but I’m happy with the direction the Bears are going. We’re not a playoff team, but Ben has been awesome and I know Caleb will get better.
Anime update: Watched Spy Family with my son and we like it a lot! Super fun
October 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Anime update: Watched Spy Family with my son and we like it a lot! Super fun
I tried, y’all, but Borderlands 4 is a wet bucket of butts. They just made a destiny clone with a Borderlands skin, and it doesn’t do anything new. The writing is terrible and your character only speaks in corny dad jokes and WON’T. SHUT. UP.
October 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I tried, y’all, but Borderlands 4 is a wet bucket of butts. They just made a destiny clone with a Borderlands skin, and it doesn’t do anything new. The writing is terrible and your character only speaks in corny dad jokes and WON’T. SHUT. UP.
Anime update: based on my son’s recommendation, started Gachiakuta. It’s ok. I think all my son watches are shonen, so they get kind of repetitive.
October 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Anime update: based on my son’s recommendation, started Gachiakuta. It’s ok. I think all my son watches are shonen, so they get kind of repetitive.
Sorry if you’re a fan, but the Dodgers in their current form are bad for baseball. A salary cap is LONG overdue.
October 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Sorry if you’re a fan, but the Dodgers in their current form are bad for baseball. A salary cap is LONG overdue.