Johnny Pomatto
@johnnypomatto.bsky.social
Film Collector and Historian. Sometimes Actor, Sometimes Writer. Available to Officiate Your Wedding.
I would like to come out in support… of Quentin Tarantino, who I feel did not go far enough. Sure, we all know that Paul Dano has always been a terrible actor, but let’s not forget his horrible directing career as well! Does everyone remember “Wildlife?” You bet you don’t!
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I would like to come out in support… of Quentin Tarantino, who I feel did not go far enough. Sure, we all know that Paul Dano has always been a terrible actor, but let’s not forget his horrible directing career as well! Does everyone remember “Wildlife?” You bet you don’t!
Ben Mankiewicz just baked a fresh batch of cookies and is now putting a few drops of arsenic on each one before solemnly serving them to the Turner Classic Movies staff. #TCM #WarnerBros #Netflix #ItsOver
December 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Ben Mankiewicz just baked a fresh batch of cookies and is now putting a few drops of arsenic on each one before solemnly serving them to the Turner Classic Movies staff. #TCM #WarnerBros #Netflix #ItsOver
Watching NICK OF TIME, which was released 30 years ago this very day. I don’t treat my own wedding anniversary with this much reverence.
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Watching NICK OF TIME, which was released 30 years ago this very day. I don’t treat my own wedding anniversary with this much reverence.
Today is my wife's birthday. And my best friend's birthday. And the birthday of 7 more of my friends.
You all need to face the fact that your parents were having nasty unprotected sex on Valentine's Day.
You all need to face the fact that your parents were having nasty unprotected sex on Valentine's Day.
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Today is my wife's birthday. And my best friend's birthday. And the birthday of 7 more of my friends.
You all need to face the fact that your parents were having nasty unprotected sex on Valentine's Day.
You all need to face the fact that your parents were having nasty unprotected sex on Valentine's Day.
Might have permanently severed ties with a parent today. Never thought it would happen to me. Absolutely exhausting to be in a blood feud. Really wish we could settle this like the end of “Barry Lyndon.” I wouldn’t mind losing the fight. Just ready to stop thinking about it.
September 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Might have permanently severed ties with a parent today. Never thought it would happen to me. Absolutely exhausting to be in a blood feud. Really wish we could settle this like the end of “Barry Lyndon.” I wouldn’t mind losing the fight. Just ready to stop thinking about it.
Watching the pilot for “Silver Spoons” at 3:30 AM. Things are going just fine for me.
September 1, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Watching the pilot for “Silver Spoons” at 3:30 AM. Things are going just fine for me.
Remember the joy you’d get when you’d watch the 75th Anniversary Universal Pictures logo? The one that ends with "Universal" circling around the globe? I just put on a movie that by all accounts is bad, but that logo was enough to rev me up for the next… 144 minutes??? God damn it, Sydney Pollack!
August 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Remember the joy you’d get when you’d watch the 75th Anniversary Universal Pictures logo? The one that ends with "Universal" circling around the globe? I just put on a movie that by all accounts is bad, but that logo was enough to rev me up for the next… 144 minutes??? God damn it, Sydney Pollack!
Hulk Hogan not gonna be too happy to have to share Heaven with Malcolm-Jamal Warner. (as if they were both sent to the same place)
July 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Hulk Hogan not gonna be too happy to have to share Heaven with Malcolm-Jamal Warner. (as if they were both sent to the same place)
We need more family movies that end with a child having to shoot his own dog. Teach these kids what the world has in store for them when they grown up.
a young boy is crying in a dark room while holding a bottle .
ALT: a young boy is crying in a dark room while holding a bottle .
media.tenor.com
June 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
We need more family movies that end with a child having to shoot his own dog. Teach these kids what the world has in store for them when they grown up.
“Luca?”
“Elio?”
Is PIXAR just making movies about Italian children now?
Coming next summer… “Giuseppe!”
He’s a personified pool noodle who learns the true meaning of friendship.
Pixar is out of ideas.
“Elio?”
Is PIXAR just making movies about Italian children now?
Coming next summer… “Giuseppe!”
He’s a personified pool noodle who learns the true meaning of friendship.
Pixar is out of ideas.
June 18, 2025 at 5:34 AM
“Luca?”
“Elio?”
Is PIXAR just making movies about Italian children now?
Coming next summer… “Giuseppe!”
He’s a personified pool noodle who learns the true meaning of friendship.
Pixar is out of ideas.
“Elio?”
Is PIXAR just making movies about Italian children now?
Coming next summer… “Giuseppe!”
He’s a personified pool noodle who learns the true meaning of friendship.
Pixar is out of ideas.
I see @cnn.com is going ahead with broadcasting a play about the importance of news media & journalistic integrity while other networks presumably are covering today’s ICE protests, along with their vehicular assaults as they sped away in their van. We could all use a bit of “Good Luck.” Good Night.
June 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I see @cnn.com is going ahead with broadcasting a play about the importance of news media & journalistic integrity while other networks presumably are covering today’s ICE protests, along with their vehicular assaults as they sped away in their van. We could all use a bit of “Good Luck.” Good Night.
Just like how it was revealed that Trump watched ESCAPE FROM ALCATRAZ the night before he announced that the prison would be reopening, I’m waiting for confirmation that he watched DEMOLITION MAN prior to demanding James Comey be questioned over his Instagram post. #3Seashells
May 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Just like how it was revealed that Trump watched ESCAPE FROM ALCATRAZ the night before he announced that the prison would be reopening, I’m waiting for confirmation that he watched DEMOLITION MAN prior to demanding James Comey be questioned over his Instagram post. #3Seashells
Met Gala Night. The one night of the year when I start to think “Ya know, maybe Trump has a point.”
Keep on fiddling, you hypocritical bourgeois fucks.
Keep on fiddling, you hypocritical bourgeois fucks.
May 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Met Gala Night. The one night of the year when I start to think “Ya know, maybe Trump has a point.”
Keep on fiddling, you hypocritical bourgeois fucks.
Keep on fiddling, you hypocritical bourgeois fucks.
Has anyone heard from Pat McCormack and Buck Henry? They still haven’t come home from work today.
April 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Has anyone heard from Pat McCormack and Buck Henry? They still haven’t come home from work today.
“I simply must tell you about this new actor I just discovered! I think he’s gonna be big. His name is… Walton Goggins!”
-All of Our Parents Right Now
(sometimes they call him “Walter”)
#WhiteLotus
#WhiteNOtus
-All of Our Parents Right Now
(sometimes they call him “Walter”)
#WhiteLotus
#WhiteNOtus
March 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
“I simply must tell you about this new actor I just discovered! I think he’s gonna be big. His name is… Walton Goggins!”
-All of Our Parents Right Now
(sometimes they call him “Walter”)
#WhiteLotus
#WhiteNOtus
-All of Our Parents Right Now
(sometimes they call him “Walter”)
#WhiteLotus
#WhiteNOtus
“Another Simple Favor” just premiered at SXSW after getting announced 9 months ago. Is that how long it takes to make a movie? Ok. Next question. Is that how long it takes to make a GOOD movie? This rushed smokescreen has the stank of AI all over it. #SXSW
March 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“Another Simple Favor” just premiered at SXSW after getting announced 9 months ago. Is that how long it takes to make a movie? Ok. Next question. Is that how long it takes to make a GOOD movie? This rushed smokescreen has the stank of AI all over it. #SXSW
I live in a Manhattan high rise but I almost bought a garden hose off an infomercial because Richard Karn told me to.
March 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I live in a Manhattan high rise but I almost bought a garden hose off an infomercial because Richard Karn told me to.
Exactly 50 years ago, Ingrid Bergman won a Best Supporting Actress Oscar for what really just amounted to one good scene in “Murder on the Orient Express.”
I think it’s worth keeping in mind tonight that… she has a daughter.
#Oscars #Rossellini
I think it’s worth keeping in mind tonight that… she has a daughter.
#Oscars #Rossellini
March 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Exactly 50 years ago, Ingrid Bergman won a Best Supporting Actress Oscar for what really just amounted to one good scene in “Murder on the Orient Express.”
I think it’s worth keeping in mind tonight that… she has a daughter.
#Oscars #Rossellini
I think it’s worth keeping in mind tonight that… she has a daughter.
#Oscars #Rossellini
Happy Birthday, Leap Year Babies!
Just kidding. You can all go fuck yourselves for another 3 years. Welcome to March, assholes.
Just kidding. You can all go fuck yourselves for another 3 years. Welcome to March, assholes.
March 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Happy Birthday, Leap Year Babies!
Just kidding. You can all go fuck yourselves for another 3 years. Welcome to March, assholes.
Just kidding. You can all go fuck yourselves for another 3 years. Welcome to March, assholes.
This jagoff in two hats was repeatedly filming Liev Schreiber scenes in THE DAYTRIPPERS at The Paris Theater today. When a kindly old man politely asked him to stop, he spent the rest of the film flipping him off & whispering obscenities at him. Obvious “Ray Donovan” fan. One hat is enough, asshole.
February 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM
This jagoff in two hats was repeatedly filming Liev Schreiber scenes in THE DAYTRIPPERS at The Paris Theater today. When a kindly old man politely asked him to stop, he spent the rest of the film flipping him off & whispering obscenities at him. Obvious “Ray Donovan” fan. One hat is enough, asshole.
Nothing like seeing a high school production of “MAMMA MIA!” to make you say “Damn, but that Pierce Brosnan sure can sing!”
February 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Nothing like seeing a high school production of “MAMMA MIA!” to make you say “Damn, but that Pierce Brosnan sure can sing!”
No Horatio Sanz at the SNL 50 show? Just his friends and cast members who were fully aware and accepting of his quasi relationship with a teenager 20 years ago? Tina, Tracy, Will, etc. Seems like she was a regular fixture among them. Meanwhile, I hear Jerry Seinfeld is there! #Hypocrisy
February 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
No Horatio Sanz at the SNL 50 show? Just his friends and cast members who were fully aware and accepting of his quasi relationship with a teenager 20 years ago? Tina, Tracy, Will, etc. Seems like she was a regular fixture among them. Meanwhile, I hear Jerry Seinfeld is there! #Hypocrisy
Millions of men across the country are waiting to hear if Trump got Melania flowers, with the hopes that they'll be let off the hook so as to not follow his lead.
February 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Millions of men across the country are waiting to hear if Trump got Melania flowers, with the hopes that they'll be let off the hook so as to not follow his lead.
The people are powerless and our elected representatives are spineless. They hold their promises hostage while they string us along with the assurance that our financial support will make them more capable leaders. The system is broken. All three branches of government need a “King Ralph” photo-op.
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
February 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The people are powerless and our elected representatives are spineless. They hold their promises hostage while they string us along with the assurance that our financial support will make them more capable leaders. The system is broken. All three branches of government need a “King Ralph” photo-op.