Watching NICK OF TIME, which was released 30 years ago this very day. I don’t treat my own wedding anniversary with this much reverence.

This jagoff in two hats was repeatedly filming Liev Schreiber scenes in THE DAYTRIPPERS at The Paris Theater today. When a kindly old man politely asked him to stop, he spent the rest of the film flipping him off & whispering obscenities at him. Obvious “Ray Donovan” fan. One hat is enough, asshole.

My wife got us tickets to URINETOWN for my birthday, but due to a stomach bug I got this week, this ended up being my most essential present of the night for entirely different reasons. “Freedom” isn’t the only thing that has been a run-runna-runna-running around here. #Urinetown

Wait a second. Jimmy Carter is dead at 100… AND Tom Brokaw is gay???? What an exciting day!

Got.

Jack Black's character in THE HOLIDAY is a Hollywood #MeToo case just waiting to happen. He gives Kate Winslet multiple unsolicited kisses and makes "whoopsie" jokes when he "accidentally" grazes her boob. He's basically John Lassiter without the Hawaiian shirts.

I wish I had your strength.

I’m trying to process the implications of the song “Silent Night” being featured in “The Smurf’s’ Christmas Special.”

“The assignment was ‘What Is Peace?’”

Haynes, Portman, and Moore positively slaying it on opening night of The 61st New York Film Festival. #NYFF61 #MayDecember

For those posting pictures of Dumbledore today, THIS is the only acceptable photo to accompany a proper Michael Gambon obituary. Rest in peace, you filthy cannibal. Looks like Helen Mirren finally got you. #HatTrick #MichaelGambon

Samantha Died on the Way Back to Her Home Planet. #AndJustLikeThat

Great. Looks like my wife saw BARBIE this afternoon.

Exciting afternoon in Union Square yesterday. Just another chapter in the neighborhood’s history.

“Vladimir Putin to Contribute to Viral Marketing Campaign for ‘Oppenheimer.’”

Con Edison: “Try to conserve energy this weekend during NYC’s sweltering heat wave.”

Also Con Edison: “It’s 3:00 AM and the rats in our building need light that they can read by!”

#ConEd #Conned