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Johnny Downtown
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Artist. Army Vet. We fucking told you so. Independents & Leftists are collaborators. Guns are for fear-based dumb dumbs. FUCK Bernie Sanders and his bastard son, David Hogg.
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He can always go back to living in that tree and baking cookies. Fckr.
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I’ve never seen the appeal of Kevin Smith’s pretentious schtick. Really not funny.
“The Little Movie That Couldn’t”: ‘Mallrats’ Turns 30
In the fall of 1995, Kevin Smith’s second film was a box office humiliation. Now, it’s become an embarrassment of riches. We chat with Smith about the movie and how it forever altered his career.
www.theringer.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
So are the National Guard troops going to set up defensive positions and send out combat patrols now?
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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I had to see it... AGAIN... so now you do, too 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
COBBLER TRIGGER WARNING FOR NEWBIES

Decided to share on TikTok just so more of the social media world can know the existence of the worst cobbler ever made
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Charlie Brown don’t surf!
Frankly, Charlie Brown, I don't give a damn.
Forget it, Charlie Brown, it's Chinatown
November 24, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Felching cures Covid. Pass it on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Mandami is even more craven and cynical than we thought. What an absolute asshole. You all have been bamboozled.
I still can't get over this photo.
November 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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😏😏😏
November 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
lol. It’s called “identity politics”
and the “progressive party” (sic) has made it very clear that they hate that sort of thing.

See also: Vagina voters.
I don't think you should be allowed to argue that [x category of people that I don't belong to] aren't able to win elections for the progressive party.

It's decisive until suddenly it isn't.

We had a Black President already and he won two terms.

Clinton and Harris both only barely lost.
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Mamdani going to the White House to meet with the racist, rapist, felon Trump is peak DSA brand fuckery.
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Forget impeachment. There is no such thing as impeachment anymore. Jesus.
November 22, 2025 at 7:30 PM
“So we’re not intafadaing now?”
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
“Catering” Lol. He bent the knee. Sorry about your affordable revolution and return of the Global Intafada, etc.
November 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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So Mamdani went to the White House and let Donald Trump answer questions for him.
Yikes.

You know who would never? Chuck Schumer. Hakeem Jeffries. Kamala Harris. Joe Biden. Hillary Clinton.

Sad.
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Indeed. He’s acting like one now, meeting with Trump just days after his calling for the assassination of political rivals. So sad.
Apparently one of Zohran Mamdani's skills is playing a narcissist like a fiddle.
November 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Mamdani was seen at a Chik-fil-a.
November 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Mamdani’s going to make a disco album.
November 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Blue city mayors: Fuck off Trump.

Mamdani to Trump: Howdilly Do, Mr. President!
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Mamdani is NOT A COLLABORATOR SELL OUT YOU GUYS!
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
lol. You fucked up, NYC.
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
“Unpeach!”
If threatening to hang members of Congress isn't impeachable, WTF is???
November 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Dude threatened to execute Democrats, what, 3 days ago? But a photo op is a photo opp!
November 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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“ tHe DeMoCrAtS nEeD bEtTeR mEsSaGiNg”
The opposition message: “ We Want To Hang You”
I’m suddenly thinking about all the people who’ve been demanding that elected Democrats put their lives on the line to fight Trump when those same people couldn’t be bothered to fill in a fucking bubble on a piece of paper a year ago to prevent all of this.
Earlier this morning, President Trump threatened me and a group of service and veteran Members of Congress with arrest, trial, and death by hanging.

Here’s my response:
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM