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John | Rage | Platform Product Management
@johnnycsparkles.bsky.social
Product Manager working on identity platforms.
The thing that everyone is forgetting in this argument is that Tarantino's movies are mostly bad and his opinion counts for shit
My view on the Matthew Lillard thing (Tarantino insulting him) is basically this:

1) Tarantino is wrong. Lillard's live action interpretation of Shaggy is inarguably one of the greatest cartoon-to-live transfers in cinema history.
2) Lillard appears to be a nice guy, and I care about that more.
December 9, 2025 at 8:46 AM
That's a nice way of saying they are idiots
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 12d
Rockstar co-founder and former Grand Theft Auto writer Dan Houser has likened AI to mad cow disease, and claimed that humanity is being pulled in a direction “by a certain group of people who maybe aren't fully rounded humans.” https://bit.ly/4pDEfoN
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 AM
So #auspol government is going to go with business lobby recommendations to do light regulation on AI because nothing could possibly go wrong when you do that
December 2, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen

Tool (2002, 2006, 2007, 2011)
Melvins (too many times to remember)
Faith no More (2011 x3, 2015)
Rage against the machine (2008)
Mars Volta (2004, several other times I can't remember)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Weird Al Yankovic
G3 (Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Kenny Wayne Shepherd)
Ben Folds (Five) (x5)
Nine Inch Nails
Regina Spektor
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

B.B. King
James McMurtry
Aerosmith
Judas Priest
Bonnie Raitt
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I've turned it off except for my inbox that I only use for real estate agents sucked in google
Google defaulting all Gmail users to a setting that enables Google to harvest all your emails into chatbot training is straight-up evil and invasive.

www.huffpost.com/entry/opt-ou...
If You Use Gmail, You're Going To Want To Turn Off This 1 Automatic Setting ASAP
Plus: a quick guide to the two-step process for opting out.
www.huffpost.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 AM
My local bakery has been enshitified and I've never been more angry at tech bros and MBAs
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Post a gaming picture that gives you video game anxiety.
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 AM
while I agree with everyone pointing out AI is garbage because it doesn't know if what it's saying is right or wrong I do wonder if this argument isn't working because most people don't know if what they themselves are saying is right or wrong
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Someone either needs to cut him off the ketamine or triple his dose
Become a trillionaire so you can get the best AI girlfriend money can buy.
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I just realised that all of my male friends who've gone a bit maga are balding and there's only myself and one other that haven't gone a bit maga and we still have all our hair
Collecting TikTok avatars of ppl telling me New York will be under sharia law in six months
November 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Really tired of seeing these company signs asking me not to abuse their worked. WHY DON'T YOU NOT ABUSE YOUR WORKERS?
November 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
So when is Andrew moving into the white house?
October 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
So King Charlie sausage fingers is going to meet the pope for advice on covering for pedophiles? Is next stop the white house?
October 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I really want to make this a thing
Semantic Versioning is so passé, today I'm all about Nostalgic Versioning, which is when each version number is a star date mentioned in Star Trek ordered by when the episode/movie first aired.
October 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Hey is there a switch somewhere to get everyone to stop doing stupid shit books warned us about?
In the Trump era, this is terrifying. Apparently criticising capitalism 🥴🤣 is terrorism now in the US.
#Auspol
October 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Now that everyone has seen sora can we please commence the butlerian jihad?
October 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
How are delivery companies allowed to take orders and refuse refunds when they don't have any delivery drivers in the area to deliver your food?
October 3, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Why are you meeting a violent dictator @albomp.bsky.social?

#auspol
Trump wraps up a speech to military leaders that represented a major escalation of his effort to weaponize the armed forces into a tool he can use to violently quash domestic dissent. Hard to imagine how anyone with a shred of dignity can keep serving after this, which of course is the point.
October 1, 2025 at 9:00 AM
National Accelerating Corruption Commission

#auspol
Commissioner Brereton told the public and parliament that his position with Defence was entirely honourary, now we know that is not true, that he is part of a chain of advice to Ministers and Defence.
September 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
On a scale of 1-10 how much will @albomp.bsky.social simp to Trump at the white house?

#auspol
September 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
If the great replacement is replacing all the dumb Nazis we should let it happen
August 31, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Your product sense gets better as you make mistakes

#ProductManagement
August 30, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I wonder what the overlap is between MAGAs and people who think Tony Soprano didn't die
August 25, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I used to have a boss that would lie to me confidently every day and double down on his lies when caught and this was the worst and I can't understand how people are happy using LLMs
August 25, 2025 at 8:06 AM
If LLMs are sycophants I'm going to differentiate myself as a Product Manager by telling people their ideas are dumb

Please reach out if you'd like me to join your product team
August 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM