John Dantzler
@johnmdantzler.bsky.social
FB, Tweetland refugee, leukemia survivor, lost and outnumbered in the land of Bless Yore Heaaaarrrt, smart aleck. Profanity is not unlikely.
Needs to buy a vowel?
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Needs to buy a vowel?
Um. Steve? They know that.
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Um. Steve? They know that.
Make America Gilead Again
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Make America Gilead Again
3/3
Hail to the thief
As we lock up all the silver
Always the Kremlin’s
Employee of the month
Hail to the thief
As we lock up all the silver
Always the Kremlin’s
Employee of the month
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
3/3
Hail to the thief
As we lock up all the silver
Always the Kremlin’s
Employee of the month
Hail to the thief
As we lock up all the silver
Always the Kremlin’s
Employee of the month
2/3
Yours is the aim
To have the first golden diaper
This you will do
Since gold is all you can see
Hail to the one
The one called pussy grabber
Hail to the criminal
Hail to the thief
Hail to the thief
Who defiled our teenage children
Hail to the thief
We despise him one and all
Yours is the aim
To have the first golden diaper
This you will do
Since gold is all you can see
Hail to the one
The one called pussy grabber
Hail to the criminal
Hail to the thief
Hail to the thief
Who defiled our teenage children
Hail to the thief
We despise him one and all
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
2/3
Yours is the aim
To have the first golden diaper
This you will do
Since gold is all you can see
Hail to the one
The one called pussy grabber
Hail to the criminal
Hail to the thief
Hail to the thief
Who defiled our teenage children
Hail to the thief
We despise him one and all
Yours is the aim
To have the first golden diaper
This you will do
Since gold is all you can see
Hail to the one
The one called pussy grabber
Hail to the criminal
Hail to the thief
Hail to the thief
Who defiled our teenage children
Hail to the thief
We despise him one and all
Like the Manhattan Project in that it could lead to everything blowing up.
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Like the Manhattan Project in that it could lead to everything blowing up.
5/5
So Virginia, believe in Santa Claus or don’t believe in Santa Claus. There are two sides to every story, even when only one side is right. You can’t go wrong trying to appeal to the widest range of clicks and eyeballs. Just remember Virginia, never trust the Tooth Fairy. That bitch is SKEEVY!
So Virginia, believe in Santa Claus or don’t believe in Santa Claus. There are two sides to every story, even when only one side is right. You can’t go wrong trying to appeal to the widest range of clicks and eyeballs. Just remember Virginia, never trust the Tooth Fairy. That bitch is SKEEVY!
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
5/5
So Virginia, believe in Santa Claus or don’t believe in Santa Claus. There are two sides to every story, even when only one side is right. You can’t go wrong trying to appeal to the widest range of clicks and eyeballs. Just remember Virginia, never trust the Tooth Fairy. That bitch is SKEEVY!
So Virginia, believe in Santa Claus or don’t believe in Santa Claus. There are two sides to every story, even when only one side is right. You can’t go wrong trying to appeal to the widest range of clicks and eyeballs. Just remember Virginia, never trust the Tooth Fairy. That bitch is SKEEVY!
4/5
may be correct in listening to them.
Other Iowa hayseeds believe that Santa represents kindness, the spirit of giving, love, happiness and the kind of childish credulity that will lead you to believing in just anything and voting for the worst human in the world because he says what he thinks.
may be correct in listening to them.
Other Iowa hayseeds believe that Santa represents kindness, the spirit of giving, love, happiness and the kind of childish credulity that will lead you to believing in just anything and voting for the worst human in the world because he says what he thinks.
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
4/5
may be correct in listening to them.
Other Iowa hayseeds believe that Santa represents kindness, the spirit of giving, love, happiness and the kind of childish credulity that will lead you to believing in just anything and voting for the worst human in the world because he says what he thinks.
may be correct in listening to them.
Other Iowa hayseeds believe that Santa represents kindness, the spirit of giving, love, happiness and the kind of childish credulity that will lead you to believing in just anything and voting for the worst human in the world because he says what he thinks.
3/5
hearing is this:
Some of your little friends may have heard from the people who think that Santa is just a made up figure designed to help the liberal elite and Hollywood stars kidnap children for adenochrome. These people are sincere in their deeply held beliefs and your little friends
hearing is this:
Some of your little friends may have heard from the people who think that Santa is just a made up figure designed to help the liberal elite and Hollywood stars kidnap children for adenochrome. These people are sincere in their deeply held beliefs and your little friends
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
3/5
hearing is this:
Some of your little friends may have heard from the people who think that Santa is just a made up figure designed to help the liberal elite and Hollywood stars kidnap children for adenochrome. These people are sincere in their deeply held beliefs and your little friends
hearing is this:
Some of your little friends may have heard from the people who think that Santa is just a made up figure designed to help the liberal elite and Hollywood stars kidnap children for adenochrome. These people are sincere in their deeply held beliefs and your little friends
2/5
The award-winning Times reporting team has sampled a wide range of opinion regarding the existence of Santa Claus, from drive-ins in Davenport to diners in Dubuque. To be honest, Virginia, we’re sick af of scattered, smothered and covered expense account vouchers, but what our reporters are
The award-winning Times reporting team has sampled a wide range of opinion regarding the existence of Santa Claus, from drive-ins in Davenport to diners in Dubuque. To be honest, Virginia, we’re sick af of scattered, smothered and covered expense account vouchers, but what our reporters are
November 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
2/5
The award-winning Times reporting team has sampled a wide range of opinion regarding the existence of Santa Claus, from drive-ins in Davenport to diners in Dubuque. To be honest, Virginia, we’re sick af of scattered, smothered and covered expense account vouchers, but what our reporters are
The award-winning Times reporting team has sampled a wide range of opinion regarding the existence of Santa Claus, from drive-ins in Davenport to diners in Dubuque. To be honest, Virginia, we’re sick af of scattered, smothered and covered expense account vouchers, but what our reporters are
We used to call DOJ the Just Us Department but now it’s the Just Him Department.
November 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
We used to call DOJ the Just Us Department but now it’s the Just Him Department.
2/2
Chester Arthur on Steamship One? Definitely not.
Warren Harding on Mistress One? Possibly.
Nixon on Air Force One? Only if the reporter questioned his play-calling ability.
But Nero at the Vomitorium gaggle? Definitely
Chester Arthur on Steamship One? Definitely not.
Warren Harding on Mistress One? Possibly.
Nixon on Air Force One? Only if the reporter questioned his play-calling ability.
But Nero at the Vomitorium gaggle? Definitely
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
2/2
Chester Arthur on Steamship One? Definitely not.
Warren Harding on Mistress One? Possibly.
Nixon on Air Force One? Only if the reporter questioned his play-calling ability.
But Nero at the Vomitorium gaggle? Definitely
Chester Arthur on Steamship One? Definitely not.
Warren Harding on Mistress One? Possibly.
Nixon on Air Force One? Only if the reporter questioned his play-calling ability.
But Nero at the Vomitorium gaggle? Definitely
There’s no credible information that Kash Patel knows his ass from a hole in the ground.
November 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
There’s no credible information that Kash Patel knows his ass from a hole in the ground.
All expunged now, are you?
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
All expunged now, are you?