John Dantzler
@johnmdantzler.bsky.social
FB, Tweetland refugee, leukemia survivor, lost and outnumbered in the land of Bless Yore Heaaaarrrt, smart aleck. Profanity is not unlikely.
Oh boy! Linen cereal!
Part of this complete breakfast!
Part of this complete breakfast!
November 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Oh boy! Linen cereal!
Part of this complete breakfast!
Part of this complete breakfast!
Speaking as a notary, I can’t say that I approve.
November 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Speaking as a notary, I can’t say that I approve.
Rick Scott: as good at unintended irony as he is at growing hair:
October 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Rick Scott: as good at unintended irony as he is at growing hair:
Leaping to the very top of the ever-lengthening “what were the OTHER names you considered?” list:
August 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Leaping to the very top of the ever-lengthening “what were the OTHER names you considered?” list:
SpeeDee, I’m just not into you like that.
August 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
SpeeDee, I’m just not into you like that.
Duuuuuuude! (1-20W exit from I-26W)
July 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Duuuuuuude! (1-20W exit from I-26W)
Was I in Sartre’s Supermarket or Schrödinger’s?
June 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Was I in Sartre’s Supermarket or Schrödinger’s?
Hell, if you fix the fucking pepper mill, I’ll pay full price.
June 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Hell, if you fix the fucking pepper mill, I’ll pay full price.
Costco mockingbird. I was really expecting a package of five.
May 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Costco mockingbird. I was really expecting a package of five.
The new raisin-dealing anthropomorphic sunburst on raisin bran boxes looks like he’s on drugs. On the other hand, I believe he previously wore sunglasses (in spite of being, you know, THE SUN) so maybe he just isn’t on the down low anymore.
May 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The new raisin-dealing anthropomorphic sunburst on raisin bran boxes looks like he’s on drugs. On the other hand, I believe he previously wore sunglasses (in spite of being, you know, THE SUN) so maybe he just isn’t on the down low anymore.
Note to Apple: get this shit off the weather app:
April 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Note to Apple: get this shit off the weather app: