Cake or Death
johngcole.bsky.social
Cake or Death
@johngcole.bsky.social
WV born in AZ half the year, veteran, hillbilly, cat servant.

Have a 22 year old blog: https://www.balloon-juice.com
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November 27, 2025 at 6:27 AM
i don't care where this is it makes me feel proud to be an american if you know what I mean
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 AM
no google them I love their podcast I szw Matteo Lane do a show in phoenix
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
realized later I was wearing my "this is my second rodeo" shirt, flip flops, and one of my short pockets was hanging out just so you get the whole picture on top of the me just looking like me a lumbering half Hagrid
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I didn't think it was too heavy handed. The last film sure was.
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I should also add that I solved this problem for the first 43 years of my life by drinking heavily so here we are
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
you HAVE to watch Solo. it's in my top five star wars movies. Donald Glover is so good as Lando, the whole vibe of it gave it a playful feel like the og trilogy, and Alden Ehrenreich was awesome as Solo and totally believable by the end. First time Erin Kellyman popped on my radar, too.
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I think this is coming up now because Thanksgiving is so triggering no I can't fucking relax I'm in uncomfortable clothes with a bunch of people watching a stupid detroit lions game making small talk I will relax when you leave and I am with my gf's mom washing dishes drinking the good wine
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
in the army it was called hurry up and wait which is what we did 95% of the time in combat arms
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
that's the perfect description because it is exactly the same trapped feeling as being in an airport lobby my whole fucking life is just on hold until this plane arrives and takes off
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
you can sit at my tables as long as we mainly avoid eye contact and primarily communicate by nodding and texting each other memes and tiktok videos
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I try to not to make it an issue for other people and not make it a deal for joelle and she knows and is ok with it, but it's just how I am wired. If I have an appointment at 4 pm I will start checking the time at noon and check every five minutes and there is no way I can take a nap
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
and yes I know that is psychotic and yes if the uber is scheduled to arrive at 5:30 we need to be at the curb at 5:20 and look I don't make the fucking rules this is just how it is
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
it's why I try to always schedule as many appointments and obligations on the same day because I don't want to "ruin" the other days and be able to focus on actually getting some shit done. Or schedule shit first thing in the morning.
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM