John Dumbleton
@johndumbleton.bsky.social
I have very wild dreams.
Block 98, North Bank.
Block 98, North Bank.
It appears the Barclays has well and truly gone to the head of Liam Rosenior.
February 6, 2026 at 11:25 AM
It appears the Barclays has well and truly gone to the head of Liam Rosenior.
Such is the spread.
2025-26 Goal involvements (Goals+Assists) all comps:
13 Trossard (7+6) Gyökeres (11+2)
12 Saka (7+5) Martinelli (10+2)
11 Rice 4+7
9 Merino 6+3
8 Eze, Zubimendi 5+3
7 Gabriel & Madueke (4+3), Timber (3+4)
6 Ødegaard 1+5
5 Jesus 4+1
4 Calafiori (1+3) Lewis-Skelly (0+4)
3 White (1+2) Havertz (2+1)
13 Trossard (7+6) Gyökeres (11+2)
12 Saka (7+5) Martinelli (10+2)
11 Rice 4+7
9 Merino 6+3
8 Eze, Zubimendi 5+3
7 Gabriel & Madueke (4+3), Timber (3+4)
6 Ødegaard 1+5
5 Jesus 4+1
4 Calafiori (1+3) Lewis-Skelly (0+4)
3 White (1+2) Havertz (2+1)
February 4, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Such is the spread.
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HAHAHA HAVE THAT YOU CUNTS
February 3, 2026 at 9:56 PM
HAHAHA HAVE THAT YOU CUNTS
Professional.
In a game where a clean sheet meant victory, Arsenal didn't concede an open play shot from inside the box from the 7th minute until the 97th minute.
February 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Professional.
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In a game where a clean sheet meant victory, Arsenal didn't concede an open play shot from inside the box from the 7th minute until the 97th minute.
February 3, 2026 at 10:03 PM
In a game where a clean sheet meant victory, Arsenal didn't concede an open play shot from inside the box from the 7th minute until the 97th minute.
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I don’t want to get carried away, but I think Jaden Dixon could turn out to be the greatest signing in the history of Arsenal Football Club.
February 2, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I don’t want to get carried away, but I think Jaden Dixon could turn out to be the greatest signing in the history of Arsenal Football Club.
Imagine being sat next to George Chesterton tonight.
February 3, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Imagine being sat next to George Chesterton tonight.
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Corners per game - league average 4.9
6.6 Newcastle
6.2 Arsenal
5.9 Chelsea
5.6 Liverpool
5.6 Man City
Corners per goal scored - league average 20.1
10.2 Spurs
10.6 Arsenal
14.7 Man Utd
14.9 Fulham
15.0 Palace
6.6 Newcastle
6.2 Arsenal
5.9 Chelsea
5.6 Liverpool
5.6 Man City
Corners per goal scored - league average 20.1
10.2 Spurs
10.6 Arsenal
14.7 Man Utd
14.9 Fulham
15.0 Palace
Do you have the numbers for corners won by Arsenal in the Premier League vs. rest of the division?
February 1, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Corners per game - league average 4.9
6.6 Newcastle
6.2 Arsenal
5.9 Chelsea
5.6 Liverpool
5.6 Man City
Corners per goal scored - league average 20.1
10.2 Spurs
10.6 Arsenal
14.7 Man Utd
14.9 Fulham
15.0 Palace
6.6 Newcastle
6.2 Arsenal
5.9 Chelsea
5.6 Liverpool
5.6 Man City
Corners per goal scored - league average 20.1
10.2 Spurs
10.6 Arsenal
14.7 Man Utd
14.9 Fulham
15.0 Palace
Quality delivery from Madueke.
January 31, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Quality delivery from Madueke.
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Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
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Myles Lewis-Skelly is for sale.
December 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Myles Lewis-Skelly is for sale.
I am a believer of Kai Havertz in midfield.
January 28, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I am a believer of Kai Havertz in midfield.
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We need more from our captain.
January 17, 2026 at 6:23 PM
We need more from our captain.
Legend has it that Ben White is still trying to take a throw-in.
January 26, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Legend has it that Ben White is still trying to take a throw-in.
Okay maybe we should have.
You probably can’t look past 8 days rest for Martin Ødegaard today.
January 25, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Okay maybe we should have.
Are we not due a trip to Dubai?
January 25, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Are we not due a trip to Dubai?
You probably can’t look past 8 days rest for Martin Ødegaard today.
January 25, 2026 at 11:35 AM
You probably can’t look past 8 days rest for Martin Ødegaard today.
Liverpool captain Virgil van Dijk blames the wind.
January 24, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Liverpool captain Virgil van Dijk blames the wind.
My brain is telling me this is a great opportunity but my heart is telling me I hate it. It appears Arteta is the driving force behind the move and who am I to argue with the psychopath? From a sentimental standpoint, I just wish he could remain in and around the squad during this important period.
🚨 Ethan Nwaneri travelling to France after Arsenal authorised 18yo to complete Marseille move. #AFC attacking midfielder will undergo medical & seal #OM loan until end of season (no buy option) + development fee decided by minutes played 🚨
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Arsenal’s Ethan Nwaneri travelling to complete Marseille loan move
The north London club hope that the 18-year-old will travel to France on Wednesday to complete the deal.
www.nytimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:20 PM
My brain is telling me this is a great opportunity but my heart is telling me I hate it. It appears Arteta is the driving force behind the move and who am I to argue with the psychopath? From a sentimental standpoint, I just wish he could remain in and around the squad during this important period.
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We seem to have normalised the Premier League's inability to conclude the Manchester City case. The years this thing has taken is pathetic. The longer it has taken the more people have forgotten the magnitude of the alleged offences. Time passing has had a kind of watering down affect on allegations
January 19, 2026 at 3:24 PM
We seem to have normalised the Premier League's inability to conclude the Manchester City case. The years this thing has taken is pathetic. The longer it has taken the more people have forgotten the magnitude of the alleged offences. Time passing has had a kind of watering down affect on allegations
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A team shouldn't be able to just walk off the field to protest against a decision, delay the restart then come back on and win the game.
January 18, 2026 at 10:00 PM
A team shouldn't be able to just walk off the field to protest against a decision, delay the restart then come back on and win the game.
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As frustrated as I am about yesterday, It’s also possible we’ve all massively underrated the PL strength top to bottom & are in a new paradigm where anyone can take points off anyone & the goal is to win the battle of attrition. We’ve actually gained ground over the last 5 games
January 18, 2026 at 6:26 PM
As frustrated as I am about yesterday, It’s also possible we’ve all massively underrated the PL strength top to bottom & are in a new paradigm where anyone can take points off anyone & the goal is to win the battle of attrition. We’ve actually gained ground over the last 5 games
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I really enjoy seeing Emi Martinez do shit things.
February 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I really enjoy seeing Emi Martinez do shit things.
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There’s little worse than the ref stopping a quick free kick for no reason. He didn’t even speak to the player
January 18, 2026 at 3:51 PM
There’s little worse than the ref stopping a quick free kick for no reason. He didn’t even speak to the player