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George Karl yells at me sometimes.

I could build a rocket ship to Mars before mastering grammar.

If you won't reskeet yourself who's going to ever reskeet you

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OK, I know I said this before but with TOS limitations and all of the heavy push of the season I wasn’t able to do it, but I’m really really really really going to start trying posting over here. Just like the Kings and Keegan Murray we will eventually get this done!
Is Keegan Murray the guy for the Kings? 👀
Can you trust him to deliver for Fantasy Basketball?
His role and usage might tell the whole story. 🏀🔥

#NBA #FantasyBasketball #KeeganMurray #Kings #FantasyHoops
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
see, absolutely not.
I just spent 20 min talking about the early 2000s Kings with our solar guy because I had on a Kings jacket 😂
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Also, coolest nickname in sports history.
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Don’t take another step.
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Wore Niners gear to the zoo one time and an employee walking the opposite direction said “Go Niners” as he passed and my response was “thank you” lol
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I was a kid, so my father was taking me to see Dr. J.

I saw Irving, Johnson, Bird, Jordan, and everyone from the 70s/80s/90s, really, after which I lost interest in basketball.

Thanks for reminding me of some great memories.
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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I mean, in person you'd have to look someone in the eye and tell them that you're a Kings superfan. That, I think, is too much to ask of a mortal man.
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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I saw Dr. J play in the ABA. It was glorious.

Totally agree that he should be seen as the GOAT, certainly of that era.
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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As a child of the 70's who didn't touch a basketball back then, I can confirm that Doc was a hero in the streets. The people's champ for real. He WAS basketball in my young eyes
Dr J is arguably more important to the game of basketball than Michael Jordan and without him the entire game of basketball probably isn't what it is today. Without him the ABA doesnt scare the NBA in to buying the ABA

Jordan took Dr. J's game and globalized it

Thank you for joining my Ted talk
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Like people will yell this to me while I'm walking down the street and I just freeze like a fucking deer. like I've never spoken the English language before. I'll just make sounds at people sometimes and walk away feeling like an idiot
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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The only thing that scared the owners of the NBA more than Black millionaires was losing money.
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I'm the kind of socially awkward that sometimes doesn't wear Sacramento Kings gear in public because I don't want random people to talk to me about the Kings

And yes, I'm fully aware this gets more funny when you factor in that I talk to strangers about the Kings all day on here
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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If we’re keeping it 💯:
Spencer Haywood begat Julius Erving begat Magic and Larry begat Michael
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Dr J is arguably more important to the game of basketball than Michael Jordan and without him the entire game of basketball probably isn't what it is today. Without him the ABA doesnt scare the NBA in to buying the ABA

Jordan took Dr. J's game and globalized it

Thank you for joining my Ted talk
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
JB Pritzker should say he got an EKG and his heart age came in at a much lower age than Trump's

(because this isnt a real thing the medical field actually does or can do so itll be funny to hear them argue that it cant be true)
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Also, between this comment and his orange ass face without contouring makes me think Donald Trump owns exactly zero(0) mirrors
Trump on Pritzker: "The governor is a big fat slob"
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I feel like watching Donald Trump trying to ride a bike may be the funniest thing to ever exist on the internet. We know his parents hated him, there's no way they ever taught him. It would be gold
Trump on Pritzker: "The governor is a big fat slob"
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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KINGS WIN.
Everyone misspeaks - even @deucemason.bsky.social 😭😂

Watch postgame podcast HERE:
www.youtube.com/live/z8xq4lh...
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The funniest part about Stephen A Smith running for any public office will be when he finally sees how many of us think he's an absolute ding dong
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Need extra fans for exhaust.
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Heard if you run around in them too much a massive red ring shows up and the shoe breaks
Xbox Crocs are up at Dick's ($80) buff.ly/vKHYCag
Crocs buff.ly/mEhT14G #ad
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Those turkey's are lucky they didn't look like this or else they'd have been sent off to a foreign country
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
A #Verzuz that never happened, but probably should have...

Damien Lillard vs. Marvin Bagley
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Malik Monk with the Matrix move
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM