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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️

@apopularmonster.bsky.social

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The "ActualPopularMonster" from 🧵 Born to Battle Taco Tits the Dick-Tator. Wife of a Gremlin, Mother of Demons, Green Witch, hairdresser, hooker (of yarn 🧶) Ready to fuck shit up for the greater good. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 🚫MAGA🚫 🚫NO DM'S!🚫 She/Her/Madam 😈

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · Jul 20

I posted on Threads about what it's like to have moderate/severe Depression.

I feel like it might be useful to the audience here as well:

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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 3h

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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 3h

Sadly spot on cartoon from Mike Luckovich.

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 3h

Now I gotta leave a tiny bottle out there for him. I might have some Jack Daniel's left.

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 3h

And I thought mine hung low 😏

😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 4h

What in the fuck is he talking about?

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 4h

Stupid people with too much money.

😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 4h

I'm still trying to find the amount of weed that puts me out like a light.

I might need to get higher dose troches than 50mg.

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 4h

Hey @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app

Boo! 🤣🤣🤣

Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 4h

😳

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 4h

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 14h

I left peanuts out for the squirrels, and this intrepid little one is finding them all, and proceeding to bury them in my flowerbed and the neighbors flowerbed.

#SquirrelSky #Squirrels #Naturesky

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 4h

Alexa, how do unread something?

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 4h

I mean, I wouldn't mind seeing him suffer a little more. Or, a LOT more.

😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 4h

This one is good at it.

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 4h

Meanwhile, the birds in the trees are like

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 5h

I thought it was fake, but its right there on the front fucking page!

😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 5h

No!

I thought it was fake, and it's NOT!

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 5h

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 5h

I need gallows humor, or I will starve.

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That's HEDLEY! @hedleylamarr23.bsky.social · 5h

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 5h

Productive little guy! He's all set for Winter!

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 5h

It's okay. Frog knows know to fry them up and make them taste just like chicken.

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 5h

Abuse of women isn't serious to Republicans. They'll find any excuse to dismiss it outright.

One of these days, they're gonna learn.

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 10h

He gives $20 Billion of OUR dollars to bailout Argentina without consulting Congress or the American people. Does that seem like the actions of a KING to you?

Join us & let him know just what you think about that this Saturday, 10/18

#NoThronesNoCrownsNO_KINGS 👑

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 5h

Yay!!!!

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 5h

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