Johnathan
@johnathanperk.bsky.social
Black Higher Education lawyer | #TeamGracie forever | Philadelphia enthusiast | cancer survivor | Meghan Markle stan | posts are personal and DO NOT represent my employer’s views | posts are NEVER legal advice | University of Virginia School of Law
Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive
November 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive
It’s a cool, aloofness.
November 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It’s a cool, aloofness.
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Look. I had to go home sick ONCE after opening and serving a few tables.
And that was the last tequila ever saw of me…
And that was the last tequila ever saw of me…
November 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Look. I had to go home sick ONCE after opening and serving a few tables.
And that was the last tequila ever saw of me…
And that was the last tequila ever saw of me…
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Rex and his twin brother Koda—can you tell them apart?
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Rex and his twin brother Koda—can you tell them apart?
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Country road, take me home
To the place, where I belong
To the place, where I belong
November 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Country road, take me home
To the place, where I belong
To the place, where I belong
“Millennials would show up to work the next day, sweating out tequila like a busted humidifier”
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
“Millennials would show up to work the next day, sweating out tequila like a busted humidifier”
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I literally brought Pedialyte to work in my coffee mug — top Philly law firm 🤣😂
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I literally brought Pedialyte to work in my coffee mug — top Philly law firm 🤣😂
“Taking a drive,” a lost art.
November 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“Taking a drive,” a lost art.
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Yes, I absolutely I want to be given things because I’m Black.
Start with reparations.
Start with reparations.
November 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Yes, I absolutely I want to be given things because I’m Black.
Start with reparations.
Start with reparations.
Country road, take me home
To the place, where I belong
To the place, where I belong
November 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Country road, take me home
To the place, where I belong
To the place, where I belong
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This…is a personal attack.
November 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
This…is a personal attack.
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Here’s a Black Mail Carrier lady, chasing dogs back to their homes 😂🤣🙏🏽
November 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Here’s a Black Mail Carrier lady, chasing dogs back to their homes 😂🤣🙏🏽
Kendall’s 40th Birthday episode is one of my favorites. #Succession
November 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Kendall’s 40th Birthday episode is one of my favorites. #Succession
This…is a personal attack.
November 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
This…is a personal attack.
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USA! USA! 🇺🇸
November 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
USA! USA! 🇺🇸
USA! USA! 🇺🇸
November 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM
USA! USA! 🇺🇸
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Words cannot describe just how much I partook in this. Hell, there’s be days where the entire workforce went out the night before, got demolished & showed up to work letting everyone know something we would not be that day.
And that thing was “the one.”
And that thing was “the one.”
November 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Words cannot describe just how much I partook in this. Hell, there’s be days where the entire workforce went out the night before, got demolished & showed up to work letting everyone know something we would not be that day.
And that thing was “the one.”
And that thing was “the one.”
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‘It’s just allergies’ 💀💀💀💀💀
November 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
‘It’s just allergies’ 💀💀💀💀💀
I literally brought Pedialyte to work in my coffee mug — top Philly law firm 🤣😂
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I literally brought Pedialyte to work in my coffee mug — top Philly law firm 🤣😂
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It’s so accurate! Lmao
I remember barreling into work with a club wristband on, still lit, off 30m of sleep after partying all night. I was HURT, but I made it!!! 😭😭😭
I remember barreling into work with a club wristband on, still lit, off 30m of sleep after partying all night. I was HURT, but I made it!!! 😭😭😭
November 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
It’s so accurate! Lmao
I remember barreling into work with a club wristband on, still lit, off 30m of sleep after partying all night. I was HURT, but I made it!!! 😭😭😭
I remember barreling into work with a club wristband on, still lit, off 30m of sleep after partying all night. I was HURT, but I made it!!! 😭😭😭
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Bestie deadass broke her foot in the shower, went to the doctor, got it set, got crutches, and STILL hobbled her silly ass down to South Street Seaport to do her closing duties.
November 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Bestie deadass broke her foot in the shower, went to the doctor, got it set, got crutches, and STILL hobbled her silly ass down to South Street Seaport to do her closing duties.
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“If I get to sleep by 3 am I can function on 4 hours sleep”…and other lies I told myself.
November 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
“If I get to sleep by 3 am I can function on 4 hours sleep”…and other lies I told myself.
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Club stamp still on your hand
a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a field
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November 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Club stamp still on your hand
Here’s a Black Mail Carrier lady, chasing dogs back to their homes 😂🤣🙏🏽
November 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Here’s a Black Mail Carrier lady, chasing dogs back to their homes 😂🤣🙏🏽
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Don't care about being compared to Gen Z. Let them call out. But I can confirm that I was OUTSIDE on Bourbon St until 5am knowing I had to be at work at 7am. The good news? My job was right on the corner of Canal and Carondelet (IYKYK) and I would nap in my car right out front 😭
November 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Don't care about being compared to Gen Z. Let them call out. But I can confirm that I was OUTSIDE on Bourbon St until 5am knowing I had to be at work at 7am. The good news? My job was right on the corner of Canal and Carondelet (IYKYK) and I would nap in my car right out front 😭