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John Kreitlow
@john.kreitlow.rocks
Señor UX Engineer in big_tech, building web components and design systems. Game collector, vinyl collector, and hobbyist. Also a gay.

All opinions (especially the bad ones) are my own.
Pinned
Here's my mandate
You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock

@sparksofficial.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 6:28 AM
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
You can't just chop up stale bread and call it croutons
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
We've looped back around to this stage of de-evolution
a man wearing a white shirt and a mask says magnets how do they work
Alt: a man wearing a white shirt and a mask says magnets how do they work
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I spent my weekend organizing some of the physical media shelves
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
JavaScript things I don't know how to use:

• generators
• symbols
• buffers
November 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Sports!
Music and Sports! | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Adult Swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim Europe
youtu.be
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Reposted by John Kreitlow
happy baseball to all who celebrate
November 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Murder She Memo'd
November 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
What's going on with the background color being stuck between a few base layers here?
October 31, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Reposted by John Kreitlow
it's my birthday next week and i want your money

matching donations to NourishMKE, my local food pantry in Milwaukee, Wisconsin

pls and thanks

secure.givelively.org/donate/nouri...
secure.givelively.org
October 31, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I mean the show was awesome and all, and this Sparks-branded Rubik's Cube is coincidentally a great addition to my collection of cubes, but overall the VIP package could've been better 🤷🏻

@sparksofficial.bsky.social
October 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Rock n roll people in a disco world
Rock 'N' Roll People In A Disco World
YouTube video by Sparks - Topic
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Staycation's all I ever wanted, staycation gotta get away
October 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Reposted by John Kreitlow
Happy 50th to INDISCREET!

Sparks’ 5th studio album was released this month in 1975. Produced by Tony Visconti and released on Island Records, the album is nowadays considered an indisputable Sparks classic.
October 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I imagine people who don't know what the Shadow DOM is must think we're a bunch of freaks
October 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
lmao vibrational coding is so fucking dumb
October 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Reposted by John Kreitlow
📝 Importing vs fetching JSON

JSON imports are now supported cross-browser, but when would you use them rather than fetch()?

jakearchibald.com/2025/importi...
Importing vs fetching JSON
They behave differently, so make sure you pick the right one.
jakearchibald.com
October 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My baby's taking me home
My baby's taking me home, my baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home, my baby's taking me home.
SPARKS - My Baby's Taking Me Home
YouTube video by Dcee730
youtu.be
October 20, 2025 at 6:37 AM
4chan-ass president
October 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My baby's taking me home, my baby's taking me home. My baby's taking me home, my baby's taking me home.
SPARKS - My Baby's Taking Me Home
YouTube video by Dcee730
youtu.be
October 18, 2025 at 5:36 AM
My biggest regret is missing out on BowieNet
October 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
All month has been my annual "listen to every David Bowie album" event
October 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Bring me the Disco King
October 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Codex: _spends 20 minutes thinking to change one line. The line change doesn't do anything._

Claude: Now this is a story all about how my life got twist-turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air. In West Phil
October 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM