John
@john-db.bsky.social
Shallow Hal wants a gal
January 3, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Shallow Hal wants a gal
Real talk
come along that way, and to my breezelessness bring his breeze
January 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Real talk
I’m double jointed
*cops start breakdancing*
*cops start breakdancing*
January 1, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I’m double jointed
*cops start breakdancing*
*cops start breakdancing*
i made this playlist for us bro :3
January 1, 2026 at 11:54 PM
i made this playlist for us bro :3
Who up middling their march
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Who up middling their march
Is the mountain laurel the greatest plant of Pennsylvania
December 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Is the mountain laurel the greatest plant of Pennsylvania
I still can’t believe that guy missed
December 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I still can’t believe that guy missed
Reposted by John
I love that Bob has Sexy Santa Bettie Page on the liner notes to Xmas in the Heart.
December 26, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I love that Bob has Sexy Santa Bettie Page on the liner notes to Xmas in the Heart.
Reposted by John
Oh there's a terrifying man from your nightmares lurking out back? Haha let's go check it out. It's just a dream. Anyway, you go first
December 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Oh there's a terrifying man from your nightmares lurking out back? Haha let's go check it out. It's just a dream. Anyway, you go first
Look here !
Beneath my robe !
Beneath my robe !
December 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Look here !
Beneath my robe !
Beneath my robe !
Fertility totem at the reservoir
December 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Fertility totem at the reservoir
Not through the warmth of the chimney but from the darkness of the Forrest’s outside
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Not through the warmth of the chimney but from the darkness of the Forrest’s outside
@support.bsky.team any chance for drafts
December 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
@support.bsky.team any chance for drafts