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just found out oppenheimer is the prequel to godzilla minus one 🤯
December 29, 2023 at 2:05 AM
just found out oppenheimer is the prequel to godzilla minus one 🤯
Jony Ive Shrunk The Kids
December 27, 2023 at 5:23 PM
Jony Ive Shrunk The Kids
Continuing to collect these like infinity stones
November 11, 2023 at 11:46 PM
Continuing to collect these like infinity stones
computer, laying down world record
November 7, 2023 at 7:19 AM
computer, laying down world record
thinking of typing "get money" into the computer see what that does for me
November 1, 2023 at 11:42 PM
thinking of typing "get money" into the computer see what that does for me
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closing all the blinds, muting my phone, putting on a classical record and a full 3 piece suit, doing a big stretch and sitting down and googling "where is old zealand"
October 14, 2023 at 2:04 AM
closing all the blinds, muting my phone, putting on a classical record and a full 3 piece suit, doing a big stretch and sitting down and googling "where is old zealand"
for a while when I was a kid I thought it was "bottly fluids" and that meant like, beverages
October 7, 2023 at 10:17 PM
for a while when I was a kid I thought it was "bottly fluids" and that meant like, beverages
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before picking out a movie to watch, i like to watch the trailer first. then i watch the first 10 minutes. then i start it over and watch the first 20 minutes. and i do that over and over until i've seen all but the last five minutes. then i look up the director's number and call them on the phone
October 4, 2023 at 12:39 AM
before picking out a movie to watch, i like to watch the trailer first. then i watch the first 10 minutes. then i start it over and watch the first 20 minutes. and i do that over and over until i've seen all but the last five minutes. then i look up the director's number and call them on the phone
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it’s sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing “OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers”… man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
September 27, 2023 at 8:32 PM
it’s sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing “OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers”… man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
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i hit the hay all day mother fucker. 24 hour sleep cycle. if you awake you a fake. its bed time bitch
September 7, 2023 at 12:49 AM
i hit the hay all day mother fucker. 24 hour sleep cycle. if you awake you a fake. its bed time bitch
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meal prepping for the week, laying out tomorrow's outfit, sending an email to allstaff that says "work tomorrow 👀," googling "my job what is it,"
September 18, 2023 at 1:38 AM
meal prepping for the week, laying out tomorrow's outfit, sending an email to allstaff that says "work tomorrow 👀," googling "my job what is it,"
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having goldfish! looks like its time to log into bluesky . com!
September 14, 2023 at 4:43 AM
having goldfish! looks like its time to log into bluesky . com!
big shoutout to my own devices. always down to be left to those guys
September 10, 2023 at 11:50 PM
big shoutout to my own devices. always down to be left to those guys
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we’ll see who’s antisemitic when I sue all of these jews
September 4, 2023 at 11:56 PM
we’ll see who’s antisemitic when I sue all of these jews
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For whom the cow tools
September 4, 2023 at 12:00 AM
For whom the cow tools
*introducing a speaker at an event whose thing is they have one huge hand*
Ok everybody now let's all give a... um
Ok everybody now let's all give a... um
August 30, 2023 at 10:46 PM
*introducing a speaker at an event whose thing is they have one huge hand*
Ok everybody now let's all give a... um
Ok everybody now let's all give a... um
listening to my "sad samba" playlist while splitting lanes on the highway on my tricked out lifted trike
August 29, 2023 at 6:52 AM
listening to my "sad samba" playlist while splitting lanes on the highway on my tricked out lifted trike
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Looks like we’ve come up on a forked fork in the road
August 28, 2023 at 5:38 AM
Looks like we’ve come up on a forked fork in the road
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until healthcare is free you should be able to buy any hormone, steroid or recreational drug over the counter. it's incredible that we dont have rights to our own endocrine systems. there should also be a pill that reverses the effects of eating too much hot dogs and it should come with the hot dogs
August 25, 2023 at 2:32 PM
until healthcare is free you should be able to buy any hormone, steroid or recreational drug over the counter. it's incredible that we dont have rights to our own endocrine systems. there should also be a pill that reverses the effects of eating too much hot dogs and it should come with the hot dogs
road work ahead... yet I know it does not
August 23, 2023 at 7:28 PM
road work ahead... yet I know it does not
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I don't get why you have to call my wife *librarian ignores me while on phone* "your husband is here trying to check out a book about ramps"
August 23, 2023 at 3:38 PM
I don't get why you have to call my wife *librarian ignores me while on phone* "your husband is here trying to check out a book about ramps"
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defense attorney: permission to treat the witness as hostile?
judge: granted
defenseless attorney: AH
judge: granted
defenseless attorney: AH
August 20, 2023 at 6:30 PM
defense attorney: permission to treat the witness as hostile?
judge: granted
defenseless attorney: AH
judge: granted
defenseless attorney: AH