joe westfall
@joewestfall.bsky.social
Our Constitution does not have a Selective Enforcement Clause
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US military carried out 21st strike on alleged drug boat, killing 3
Alleged, and we just play judge, jury and executioner?
It’s wrong
Alleged, and we just play judge, jury and executioner?
It’s wrong
November 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
US military carried out 21st strike on alleged drug boat, killing 3
Alleged, and we just play judge, jury and executioner?
It’s wrong
Alleged, and we just play judge, jury and executioner?
It’s wrong
November 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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What Democrats want: a plaque in the U.S. Capitol to honor the January 6 officers.
What Republican senators want: a personal payout of millions of dollars because they were investigated for involvement in January 6.
What Republican senators want: a personal payout of millions of dollars because they were investigated for involvement in January 6.
November 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
What Democrats want: a plaque in the U.S. Capitol to honor the January 6 officers.
What Republican senators want: a personal payout of millions of dollars because they were investigated for involvement in January 6.
What Republican senators want: a personal payout of millions of dollars because they were investigated for involvement in January 6.
Goon a movie
Goon Trek: The Movie
etc etc
Goonman: The Movie "It's a bird it's a plane It's Goonman"
Goon Trek: The Movie
etc etc
Goonman: The Movie "It's a bird it's a plane It's Goonman"
Goon a movie
"Goon with the Wind"
"Goon with the Wind"
Goon a movie
“Goon, Where’s My Car?”
“Goon, Where’s My Car?”
November 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Goon a movie
Goon Trek: The Movie
etc etc
Goonman: The Movie "It's a bird it's a plane It's Goonman"
Goon Trek: The Movie
etc etc
Goonman: The Movie "It's a bird it's a plane It's Goonman"
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social
hi Gov
just saw this
"Tapper: You sell trump kneepads—
Newsom: Signature series. Sold out at the moment"
may i suggest
Trump Kneepads® ™ ℠ AutoPen Series
for pardons you can't remember
hi Gov
just saw this
"Tapper: You sell trump kneepads—
Newsom: Signature series. Sold out at the moment"
may i suggest
Trump Kneepads® ™ ℠ AutoPen Series
for pardons you can't remember
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social
hi Gov
just saw this
"Tapper: You sell trump kneepads—
Newsom: Signature series. Sold out at the moment"
may i suggest
Trump Kneepads® ™ ℠ AutoPen Series
for pardons you can't remember
hi Gov
just saw this
"Tapper: You sell trump kneepads—
Newsom: Signature series. Sold out at the moment"
may i suggest
Trump Kneepads® ™ ℠ AutoPen Series
for pardons you can't remember
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"
-#34FELON47
How would they buy a ticket, or carry their boarding pass?
-#HomelandBarbie
That flight was cancelled
-#PDuffy
Get a room I want that couch
-#JDSleeperSofa
-#34FELON47
How would they buy a ticket, or carry their boarding pass?
-#HomelandBarbie
That flight was cancelled
-#PDuffy
Get a room I want that couch
-#JDSleeperSofa
November 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"
-#34FELON47
How would they buy a ticket, or carry their boarding pass?
-#HomelandBarbie
That flight was cancelled
-#PDuffy
Get a room I want that couch
-#JDSleeperSofa
-#34FELON47
How would they buy a ticket, or carry their boarding pass?
-#HomelandBarbie
That flight was cancelled
-#PDuffy
Get a room I want that couch
-#JDSleeperSofa
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50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago
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Dear Walmart,
Consideeing you have more employees on SNAP than any other company — instead of simply having a ‘cheaper’ Thanksgiving bundle, how about giving your underpaid employees who must rely on SNAP for survival, one for free? It’s the least you can do. And I stress, the LEAST…
— America
Consideeing you have more employees on SNAP than any other company — instead of simply having a ‘cheaper’ Thanksgiving bundle, how about giving your underpaid employees who must rely on SNAP for survival, one for free? It’s the least you can do. And I stress, the LEAST…
— America
November 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Dear Walmart,
Consideeing you have more employees on SNAP than any other company — instead of simply having a ‘cheaper’ Thanksgiving bundle, how about giving your underpaid employees who must rely on SNAP for survival, one for free? It’s the least you can do. And I stress, the LEAST…
— America
Consideeing you have more employees on SNAP than any other company — instead of simply having a ‘cheaper’ Thanksgiving bundle, how about giving your underpaid employees who must rely on SNAP for survival, one for free? It’s the least you can do. And I stress, the LEAST…
— America
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double double double
for me
for me
Hey, you beautiful girl. Love seeing you. ❤️🫂💋💋💋 Miss seeing you're beautiful face, tho.
But, same here. I'm blocked, as well. What's up with dat?
We for the environment. 🤯
Weird! 💯
But, same here. I'm blocked, as well. What's up with dat?
We for the environment. 🤯
Weird! 💯
neon sign that says hi beautiful friend with a heart
Alt: neon sign that says hi beautiful friend with a heart
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
double double double
for me
for me
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This is a good thread. 🧵
I came across a story, where a politician died and went to heaven. He was greeted by Saint Peter at the pearly Gates, who said “I see you were a politician”
“Is there a problem?” asked the recently deceased man curiously.
“We have special procedure for people like you,” Saint Peter replied.
1
“Is there a problem?” asked the recently deceased man curiously.
“We have special procedure for people like you,” Saint Peter replied.
1
October 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
This is a good thread. 🧵
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I came across a story, where a politician died and went to heaven. He was greeted by Saint Peter at the pearly Gates, who said “I see you were a politician”
“Is there a problem?” asked the recently deceased man curiously.
“We have special procedure for people like you,” Saint Peter replied.
1
“Is there a problem?” asked the recently deceased man curiously.
“We have special procedure for people like you,” Saint Peter replied.
1
October 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I came across a story, where a politician died and went to heaven. He was greeted by Saint Peter at the pearly Gates, who said “I see you were a politician”
“Is there a problem?” asked the recently deceased man curiously.
“We have special procedure for people like you,” Saint Peter replied.
1
“Is there a problem?” asked the recently deceased man curiously.
“We have special procedure for people like you,” Saint Peter replied.
1
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This in perpetuity 👇👇
October 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
This in perpetuity 👇👇
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This dude is certifiably out of his god damned mind.
Trump: "By the way, a friend of mine called us the other day and he said 'I'd like to contribute any shortfall you have because of the Democrat shutdown. I'd like to contribute any shortfall you have with the military.' Today, he sent us a check for $130 million. It's gonna go the military."
October 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This dude is certifiably out of his god damned mind.
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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@browneyegirlhi.bsky.social still working on it not my best i'm looking for citation from Scotus on those rules and the use of them no luck yet
October 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
@browneyegirlhi.bsky.social still working on it not my best i'm looking for citation from Scotus on those rules and the use of them no luck yet
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Even the dinosaurs hate Trump.
October 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Even the dinosaurs hate Trump.
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Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 74 out of the last 86 days.
They have worked 12 days in 3 months.
Epstein Shutdown.
They have worked 12 days in 3 months.
Epstein Shutdown.
October 17, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 74 out of the last 86 days.
They have worked 12 days in 3 months.
Epstein Shutdown.
They have worked 12 days in 3 months.
Epstein Shutdown.
GOOD NIGHT EVERY ONE
I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK*
Thank you for your attention to this
and my replies
*and most of the weeks that follow
I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK*
Thank you for your attention to this
and my replies
*and most of the weeks that follow
October 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
GOOD NIGHT EVERY ONE
I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK*
Thank you for your attention to this
and my replies
*and most of the weeks that follow
I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK*
Thank you for your attention to this
and my replies
*and most of the weeks that follow
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"When my uncle was president, many Black people couldn't vote, women couldn't get credit cards, gay people had no rights, and he started a pointless war that killed 970,000 to 3 million Vietnamese, 275,000 to 310,000 Cambodians, 20,000 to 62,000 Laotians, and 58,220 US service members."
Good times!
Good times!
October 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"When my uncle was president, many Black people couldn't vote, women couldn't get credit cards, gay people had no rights, and he started a pointless war that killed 970,000 to 3 million Vietnamese, 275,000 to 310,000 Cambodians, 20,000 to 62,000 Laotians, and 58,220 US service members."
Good times!
Good times!