Joe Asakura
@joethecondor.bsky.social
Powering through life like a mascot playing against a Pee Wee football team at halftime.
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Benito said "God Bless America," and then proceeded to name every country in South and North America.
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February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Benito said "God Bless America," and then proceeded to name every country in South and North America.
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Hahahahahaha
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Hahahahahaha
All of this.
This James Pearce Jr. arrest is sad. Dude threw away his whole career over some dumb shit. Obviously I hope Rickea Jackson is ok. People talking about how long Pearce is suspended man that piece of shit isn't playing another down for the Atlanta Falcons and is definitely going to jail. He's fucked.
February 8, 2026 at 2:20 PM
All of this.
People are going to be blown away at how entertaining Bad Bunny is.
February 8, 2026 at 1:55 PM
People are going to be blown away at how entertaining Bad Bunny is.
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The NBC Olympics commentator repeatedly talking about placing bets on games is just so fucking gross man. App based sports betting needs to be nuked from orbit.
February 7, 2026 at 3:53 PM
The NBC Olympics commentator repeatedly talking about placing bets on games is just so fucking gross man. App based sports betting needs to be nuked from orbit.
They made EV vehicles nobody wanted to buy at prices that people go buy other things.
Charger, Nobody wanted it
Fiat 500e was really overpriced for a city car.
Wagoneer S straight up garbage (Wagoneers are terrible gas/EV don't buy)
Charger, Nobody wanted it
Fiat 500e was really overpriced for a city car.
Wagoneer S straight up garbage (Wagoneers are terrible gas/EV don't buy)
Stellantis said the massive write-off is the result of a costly reset away from its electrification plans enacted by its previous leadership.
Chrysler Parent Stellantis’ Shares Fall 25% As It Takes $26.5 Billion Write Off Amid EV Retreat
Stellantis said the massive write-off is the result of a costly reset away from its electrification plans enacted by its previous leadership.
www.forbes.com
February 7, 2026 at 4:03 PM
They made EV vehicles nobody wanted to buy at prices that people go buy other things.
Charger, Nobody wanted it
Fiat 500e was really overpriced for a city car.
Wagoneer S straight up garbage (Wagoneers are terrible gas/EV don't buy)
Charger, Nobody wanted it
Fiat 500e was really overpriced for a city car.
Wagoneer S straight up garbage (Wagoneers are terrible gas/EV don't buy)
February 6, 2026 at 4:50 PM
This is something you'd see in a CB4 / Don't Be a Menace satire movie as a joke punchline.
February 6, 2026 at 4:45 PM
This is something you'd see in a CB4 / Don't Be a Menace satire movie as a joke punchline.
I threw Linux on a polycarbonate MacBook and kept the magic going.
February 6, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I threw Linux on a polycarbonate MacBook and kept the magic going.
It's pretty straight forward stuff
February 6, 2026 at 3:47 PM
It's pretty straight forward stuff
I was out with buddies one time. They picked this super suspect spot to stop at, we walked in, everyone stooped talking and looked at me looking at them just like this.
*No black people and well they didn't want any
*No black people and well they didn't want any
Me looking for Black people as soon as I walk into anywhere.
February 5, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I was out with buddies one time. They picked this super suspect spot to stop at, we walked in, everyone stooped talking and looked at me looking at them just like this.
*No black people and well they didn't want any
*No black people and well they didn't want any
I really hate my job
February 5, 2026 at 1:19 PM
I really hate my job
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I've mentioned before, I used to make clothes intended for Black folk. This #BlackHistoryMonth, I'm looking back at some of my favorite designs. ✊🏽 #Blacksky
February 4, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I've mentioned before, I used to make clothes intended for Black folk. This #BlackHistoryMonth, I'm looking back at some of my favorite designs. ✊🏽 #Blacksky
Childhood pain. May have not listened and found out what this is.
February 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Childhood pain. May have not listened and found out what this is.
Edgar's rolled in and gave him those hands.
February 3, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Edgar's rolled in and gave him those hands.
Perfect
February 2, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Perfect
You gotta do what you gotta do.
Is it a bad idea to play chicken with the truck bro speeding past the school? YES
Is it an effective trick to get them to slow down? Also YES!
Is it an effective trick to get them to slow down? Also YES!
February 2, 2026 at 6:46 PM
You gotta do what you gotta do.
That's exactly what it looks like.
February 2, 2026 at 6:40 PM
That's exactly what it looks like.
I still don't think I'll ever see anyone get as famous as Michael Jackson.
A new trailer for “Michael,” starring Jaafar Jackson and directed by Antoine Fuqua, is out:
February 2, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I still don't think I'll ever see anyone get as famous as Michael Jackson.
"Snow wasn't that bad"
No it wasn't, but this ice is not moving. Took 2 hours to get my wife's car able to drive a week after everything. Solid 3 inches of straight ice.
No it wasn't, but this ice is not moving. Took 2 hours to get my wife's car able to drive a week after everything. Solid 3 inches of straight ice.
That snow looks soft but it’s ice lolol
That shovel probably still sliding 😭😭🤭🥴🥴
That shovel probably still sliding 😭😭🤭🥴🥴
February 2, 2026 at 4:35 PM
"Snow wasn't that bad"
No it wasn't, but this ice is not moving. Took 2 hours to get my wife's car able to drive a week after everything. Solid 3 inches of straight ice.
No it wasn't, but this ice is not moving. Took 2 hours to get my wife's car able to drive a week after everything. Solid 3 inches of straight ice.
😂
February 2, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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Because every commercial break makes it all seem so easy with that bonus free offer.
I have enough pain as a fan, I don't need to lose money also
I have enough pain as a fan, I don't need to lose money also
Sports betting and fantasy football have become a ubiquitous part of the NFL.
A majority of the respondents to our anonymous player have had fans reach out or confront them about lost wagers and fantasy-league defeats.
“People have said they’d kill me.”
A majority of the respondents to our anonymous player have had fans reach out or confront them about lost wagers and fantasy-league defeats.
“People have said they’d kill me.”
January 31, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Because every commercial break makes it all seem so easy with that bonus free offer.
I have enough pain as a fan, I don't need to lose money also
I have enough pain as a fan, I don't need to lose money also