Joe Portsmouth
@joeportsmouth.bsky.social
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Hyping up my washed up dynasty players to trade for some rookie draft picks:
January 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Hyping up my washed up dynasty players to trade for some rookie draft picks:
Chiefs / Eagles Super Bowl:
January 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Chiefs / Eagles Super Bowl:
Ben Johnson’s play designs as soon as he steps foot in the Bears facility:
January 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Ben Johnson’s play designs as soon as he steps foot in the Bears facility:
Bears fans getting the notification they hired Ben Johnson:
January 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Bears fans getting the notification they hired Ben Johnson:
Lamar Jackson truthers watching Mark Andrews take all the heat after the game:
January 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Lamar Jackson truthers watching Mark Andrews take all the heat after the game:
Ben Johnson watching himself call a play that makes Jameson Williams the QB with the game on the line:
January 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Ben Johnson watching himself call a play that makes Jameson Williams the QB with the game on the line:
The perfect song to sum up another failed fantasy football season:
January 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The perfect song to sum up another failed fantasy football season:
Teams on bye welcoming opponents to their stadium:
January 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Teams on bye welcoming opponents to their stadium:
When I see a player I dropped out in public:
January 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
When I see a player I dropped out in public:
When you have the 1.01 pick in your dynasty rookie draft:
January 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
When you have the 1.01 pick in your dynasty rookie draft:
Watching the NFL playoffs while your dynasty football team sits on the sidelines:
January 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Watching the NFL playoffs while your dynasty football team sits on the sidelines:
When I see my friends at next year’s fantasy draft:
January 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
When I see my friends at next year’s fantasy draft:
Checking in on my friend who still has to do his last place fantasy football punishment:
January 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Checking in on my friend who still has to do his last place fantasy football punishment:
POV: It’s Monday night and there’s no football game on:
January 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
POV: It’s Monday night and there’s no football game on:
Mike Evans showing up for another 1,000 yard season:
January 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Mike Evans showing up for another 1,000 yard season:
Watching NFL Week 18 with no fantasy football implications:
January 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Watching NFL Week 18 with no fantasy football implications:
When you make a trade that you instantly regret:
January 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
When you make a trade that you instantly regret: