Joe Portsmouth
@joeportsmouth.bsky.social
Building dynastypulse.com 🏈 Your bulleted executive summary for fantasy football. Come for the insights. Stay for the memes.
Hyping up my washed up dynasty players to trade for some rookie draft picks:
January 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Hyping up my washed up dynasty players to trade for some rookie draft picks:
Chiefs / Eagles Super Bowl:
January 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Chiefs / Eagles Super Bowl:
RBs kinda went off this year
January 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
RBs kinda went off this year
Ben Johnson’s play designs as soon as he steps foot in the Bears facility:
January 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Ben Johnson’s play designs as soon as he steps foot in the Bears facility:
Bears fans getting the notification they hired Ben Johnson:
January 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Bears fans getting the notification they hired Ben Johnson:
Lamar Jackson truthers watching Mark Andrews take all the heat after the game:
January 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Lamar Jackson truthers watching Mark Andrews take all the heat after the game:
Ben Johnson watching himself call a play that makes Jameson Williams the QB with the game on the line:
January 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Ben Johnson watching himself call a play that makes Jameson Williams the QB with the game on the line:
The perfect song to sum up another failed fantasy football season:
January 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The perfect song to sum up another failed fantasy football season:
Teams on bye welcoming opponents to their stadium:
January 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Teams on bye welcoming opponents to their stadium:
When I see a player I dropped out in public:
January 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
When I see a player I dropped out in public:
Only 234 more days until next fantasy football season.
Fun fact: Donovan McNabb threw 234 career TD passes.
All thanks to that chunky Campbell's soup!
Fun fact: Donovan McNabb threw 234 career TD passes.
All thanks to that chunky Campbell's soup!
January 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Only 234 more days until next fantasy football season.
Fun fact: Donovan McNabb threw 234 career TD passes.
All thanks to that chunky Campbell's soup!
Fun fact: Donovan McNabb threw 234 career TD passes.
All thanks to that chunky Campbell's soup!
When you have the 1.01 pick in your dynasty rookie draft:
January 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
When you have the 1.01 pick in your dynasty rookie draft:
Only 235 more days until next fantasy football season.
Fun fact: Jerry Jeudy is 1 of 2 players in NFL history to record 235 receiving yards in a game.
He did it this season vs. his former team (DEN) on December 2, 2024.
Fun fact: Jerry Jeudy is 1 of 2 players in NFL history to record 235 receiving yards in a game.
He did it this season vs. his former team (DEN) on December 2, 2024.
January 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Only 235 more days until next fantasy football season.
Fun fact: Jerry Jeudy is 1 of 2 players in NFL history to record 235 receiving yards in a game.
He did it this season vs. his former team (DEN) on December 2, 2024.
Fun fact: Jerry Jeudy is 1 of 2 players in NFL history to record 235 receiving yards in a game.
He did it this season vs. his former team (DEN) on December 2, 2024.
Watching the NFL playoffs while your dynasty football team sits on the sidelines:
January 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Watching the NFL playoffs while your dynasty football team sits on the sidelines:
Only 236 more days until next fantasy football season.
Fun fact: Le'Veon Bell is the only player to have 236 rushing yards in a game in NFL history.
He did it on December 11, 2016 when the Pittsburgh Steelers played the Buffalo Bills.
Fun fact: Le'Veon Bell is the only player to have 236 rushing yards in a game in NFL history.
He did it on December 11, 2016 when the Pittsburgh Steelers played the Buffalo Bills.
January 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Only 236 more days until next fantasy football season.
Fun fact: Le'Veon Bell is the only player to have 236 rushing yards in a game in NFL history.
He did it on December 11, 2016 when the Pittsburgh Steelers played the Buffalo Bills.
Fun fact: Le'Veon Bell is the only player to have 236 rushing yards in a game in NFL history.
He did it on December 11, 2016 when the Pittsburgh Steelers played the Buffalo Bills.
When I see my friends at next year’s fantasy draft:
January 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
When I see my friends at next year’s fantasy draft:
Only 238 more days until next fantasy football season.
Fun fact: DeAndre Hopkins' career high is 238 receiving yards.
He did it on Nov 30, 2014 as a member of the Houston Texans.
Some teammates from that game:
• QB: Ryan Fitzpatrick
• RB: Arian Foster
• WR: Andre Johnson
Fun fact: DeAndre Hopkins' career high is 238 receiving yards.
He did it on Nov 30, 2014 as a member of the Houston Texans.
Some teammates from that game:
• QB: Ryan Fitzpatrick
• RB: Arian Foster
• WR: Andre Johnson
January 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Only 238 more days until next fantasy football season.
Fun fact: DeAndre Hopkins' career high is 238 receiving yards.
He did it on Nov 30, 2014 as a member of the Houston Texans.
Some teammates from that game:
• QB: Ryan Fitzpatrick
• RB: Arian Foster
• WR: Andre Johnson
Fun fact: DeAndre Hopkins' career high is 238 receiving yards.
He did it on Nov 30, 2014 as a member of the Houston Texans.
Some teammates from that game:
• QB: Ryan Fitzpatrick
• RB: Arian Foster
• WR: Andre Johnson
Checking in on my friend who still has to do his last place fantasy football punishment:
January 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Checking in on my friend who still has to do his last place fantasy football punishment:
Only 240 more days until next fantasy football season.
Fun fact: The record for most receiving yards in an NFL playoff game is 240.
Eric Moulds set the record on January 2, 1999 when the Buffalo Bills played the Miami Dolphins.
Fun fact: The record for most receiving yards in an NFL playoff game is 240.
Eric Moulds set the record on January 2, 1999 when the Buffalo Bills played the Miami Dolphins.
January 8, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Only 240 more days until next fantasy football season.
Fun fact: The record for most receiving yards in an NFL playoff game is 240.
Eric Moulds set the record on January 2, 1999 when the Buffalo Bills played the Miami Dolphins.
Fun fact: The record for most receiving yards in an NFL playoff game is 240.
Eric Moulds set the record on January 2, 1999 when the Buffalo Bills played the Miami Dolphins.
Only 241 more days until next fantasy football season.
Fun fact: Frank Gore has the most career games by a running back with 241 games.
He played for 16 years!
IRON MAN
Fun fact: Frank Gore has the most career games by a running back with 241 games.
He played for 16 years!
IRON MAN
January 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Only 241 more days until next fantasy football season.
Fun fact: Frank Gore has the most career games by a running back with 241 games.
He played for 16 years!
IRON MAN
Fun fact: Frank Gore has the most career games by a running back with 241 games.
He played for 16 years!
IRON MAN
POV: It’s Monday night and there’s no football game on:
January 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
POV: It’s Monday night and there’s no football game on:
Mike Evans showing up for another 1,000 yard season:
January 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Mike Evans showing up for another 1,000 yard season:
Watching NFL Week 18 with no fantasy football implications:
January 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Watching NFL Week 18 with no fantasy football implications:
Only 243 more days until next fantasy football season.
Fun fact: LaDainian Tomlinson's career high for rushing yards in a single game is 243 (T-19th most all-time).
He did it on December 28, 2003 vs. the Oakland Raiders.
Man... I miss LT 🐐
Fun fact: LaDainian Tomlinson's career high for rushing yards in a single game is 243 (T-19th most all-time).
He did it on December 28, 2003 vs. the Oakland Raiders.
Man... I miss LT 🐐
January 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Only 243 more days until next fantasy football season.
Fun fact: LaDainian Tomlinson's career high for rushing yards in a single game is 243 (T-19th most all-time).
He did it on December 28, 2003 vs. the Oakland Raiders.
Man... I miss LT 🐐
Fun fact: LaDainian Tomlinson's career high for rushing yards in a single game is 243 (T-19th most all-time).
He did it on December 28, 2003 vs. the Oakland Raiders.
Man... I miss LT 🐐
When you make a trade that you instantly regret:
January 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
When you make a trade that you instantly regret: