Joe Portsmouth
@joeportsmouth.bsky.social
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Hyping up my washed up dynasty players to trade for some rookie draft picks:
January 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Hyping up my washed up dynasty players to trade for some rookie draft picks:
Eagles tush push vs the Chiefs getting favorable spots on 4th and short is the definition of when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
January 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Eagles tush push vs the Chiefs getting favorable spots on 4th and short is the definition of when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
Chiefs / Eagles Super Bowl:
January 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Chiefs / Eagles Super Bowl:
RBs kinda went off this year
January 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
RBs kinda went off this year
Top 5 TE this season scored vs. other positions (PPR):
TE1 - Bowers
• RB10 • WR9
TE2 - McBride
• RB14 • WR11
TE3 - Kittle
• RB18 • WR16
TE4 - Jonnu
• RB18 • WR16
TE5 - Kelce
• RB24 • WR30
Slotting in Bowers at TE and getting RB1/WR1 production is a cheat code.
TE1 - Bowers
• RB10 • WR9
TE2 - McBride
• RB14 • WR11
TE3 - Kittle
• RB18 • WR16
TE4 - Jonnu
• RB18 • WR16
TE5 - Kelce
• RB24 • WR30
Slotting in Bowers at TE and getting RB1/WR1 production is a cheat code.
January 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Top 5 TE this season scored vs. other positions (PPR):
TE1 - Bowers
• RB10 • WR9
TE2 - McBride
• RB14 • WR11
TE3 - Kittle
• RB18 • WR16
TE4 - Jonnu
• RB18 • WR16
TE5 - Kelce
• RB24 • WR30
Slotting in Bowers at TE and getting RB1/WR1 production is a cheat code.
TE1 - Bowers
• RB10 • WR9
TE2 - McBride
• RB14 • WR11
TE3 - Kittle
• RB18 • WR16
TE4 - Jonnu
• RB18 • WR16
TE5 - Kelce
• RB24 • WR30
Slotting in Bowers at TE and getting RB1/WR1 production is a cheat code.
Ben Johnson’s play designs as soon as he steps foot in the Bears facility:
January 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Ben Johnson’s play designs as soon as he steps foot in the Bears facility:
Bears fans getting the notification they hired Ben Johnson:
January 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Bears fans getting the notification they hired Ben Johnson:
Lamar Jackson truthers watching Mark Andrews take all the heat after the game:
January 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Lamar Jackson truthers watching Mark Andrews take all the heat after the game:
Ben Johnson watching himself call a play that makes Jameson Williams the QB with the game on the line:
January 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Ben Johnson watching himself call a play that makes Jameson Williams the QB with the game on the line:
The perfect song to sum up another failed fantasy football season:
January 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The perfect song to sum up another failed fantasy football season:
Teams on bye welcoming opponents to their stadium:
January 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Teams on bye welcoming opponents to their stadium:
Games with 30+ PPR points this season:
Barkley (5) 👑
Lamar (4)
Burrow (4)
Allen (4)
Daniels (3)
Chase (3)
Henry (3)
Only 10 players in the last 10 years have had more than 6+ games of 30+ PPR points in one season.
Can you name them?
Barkley (5) 👑
Lamar (4)
Burrow (4)
Allen (4)
Daniels (3)
Chase (3)
Henry (3)
Only 10 players in the last 10 years have had more than 6+ games of 30+ PPR points in one season.
Can you name them?
January 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Games with 30+ PPR points this season:
Barkley (5) 👑
Lamar (4)
Burrow (4)
Allen (4)
Daniels (3)
Chase (3)
Henry (3)
Only 10 players in the last 10 years have had more than 6+ games of 30+ PPR points in one season.
Can you name them?
Barkley (5) 👑
Lamar (4)
Burrow (4)
Allen (4)
Daniels (3)
Chase (3)
Henry (3)
Only 10 players in the last 10 years have had more than 6+ games of 30+ PPR points in one season.
Can you name them?
When I see a player I dropped out in public:
January 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
When I see a player I dropped out in public:
Only 234 more days until next fantasy football season.
Fun fact: Donovan McNabb threw 234 career TD passes.
All thanks to that chunky Campbell's soup!
Fun fact: Donovan McNabb threw 234 career TD passes.
All thanks to that chunky Campbell's soup!
January 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Only 234 more days until next fantasy football season.
Fun fact: Donovan McNabb threw 234 career TD passes.
All thanks to that chunky Campbell's soup!
Fun fact: Donovan McNabb threw 234 career TD passes.
All thanks to that chunky Campbell's soup!
When you have the 1.01 pick in your dynasty rookie draft:
January 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
When you have the 1.01 pick in your dynasty rookie draft:
Only 235 more days until next fantasy football season.
Fun fact: Jerry Jeudy is 1 of 2 players in NFL history to record 235 receiving yards in a game.
He did it this season vs. his former team (DEN) on December 2, 2024.
Fun fact: Jerry Jeudy is 1 of 2 players in NFL history to record 235 receiving yards in a game.
He did it this season vs. his former team (DEN) on December 2, 2024.
January 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Only 235 more days until next fantasy football season.
Fun fact: Jerry Jeudy is 1 of 2 players in NFL history to record 235 receiving yards in a game.
He did it this season vs. his former team (DEN) on December 2, 2024.
Fun fact: Jerry Jeudy is 1 of 2 players in NFL history to record 235 receiving yards in a game.
He did it this season vs. his former team (DEN) on December 2, 2024.
Watching the NFL playoffs while your dynasty football team sits on the sidelines:
January 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Watching the NFL playoffs while your dynasty football team sits on the sidelines:
Only 236 more days until next fantasy football season.
Fun fact: Le'Veon Bell is the only player to have 236 rushing yards in a game in NFL history.
He did it on December 11, 2016 when the Pittsburgh Steelers played the Buffalo Bills.
Fun fact: Le'Veon Bell is the only player to have 236 rushing yards in a game in NFL history.
He did it on December 11, 2016 when the Pittsburgh Steelers played the Buffalo Bills.
January 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Only 236 more days until next fantasy football season.
Fun fact: Le'Veon Bell is the only player to have 236 rushing yards in a game in NFL history.
He did it on December 11, 2016 when the Pittsburgh Steelers played the Buffalo Bills.
Fun fact: Le'Veon Bell is the only player to have 236 rushing yards in a game in NFL history.
He did it on December 11, 2016 when the Pittsburgh Steelers played the Buffalo Bills.
When I see my friends at next year’s fantasy draft:
January 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
When I see my friends at next year’s fantasy draft:
Only 237 more days until next fantasy football season.
Fun fact: 237 is a special number for single game rushing yards.
It's happened 4 times in NFL history by 3 Hall of Famers:
• Jim Brown (1957)
• Jim Brown (1961)
• Emmitt Smith (1993)
• Barry Sanders (1994)
Fun fact: 237 is a special number for single game rushing yards.
It's happened 4 times in NFL history by 3 Hall of Famers:
• Jim Brown (1957)
• Jim Brown (1961)
• Emmitt Smith (1993)
• Barry Sanders (1994)
January 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Only 237 more days until next fantasy football season.
Fun fact: 237 is a special number for single game rushing yards.
It's happened 4 times in NFL history by 3 Hall of Famers:
• Jim Brown (1957)
• Jim Brown (1961)
• Emmitt Smith (1993)
• Barry Sanders (1994)
Fun fact: 237 is a special number for single game rushing yards.
It's happened 4 times in NFL history by 3 Hall of Famers:
• Jim Brown (1957)
• Jim Brown (1961)
• Emmitt Smith (1993)
• Barry Sanders (1994)
Only 238 more days until next fantasy football season.
Fun fact: DeAndre Hopkins' career high is 238 receiving yards.
He did it on Nov 30, 2014 as a member of the Houston Texans.
Some teammates from that game:
• QB: Ryan Fitzpatrick
• RB: Arian Foster
• WR: Andre Johnson
Fun fact: DeAndre Hopkins' career high is 238 receiving yards.
He did it on Nov 30, 2014 as a member of the Houston Texans.
Some teammates from that game:
• QB: Ryan Fitzpatrick
• RB: Arian Foster
• WR: Andre Johnson
January 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Only 238 more days until next fantasy football season.
Fun fact: DeAndre Hopkins' career high is 238 receiving yards.
He did it on Nov 30, 2014 as a member of the Houston Texans.
Some teammates from that game:
• QB: Ryan Fitzpatrick
• RB: Arian Foster
• WR: Andre Johnson
Fun fact: DeAndre Hopkins' career high is 238 receiving yards.
He did it on Nov 30, 2014 as a member of the Houston Texans.
Some teammates from that game:
• QB: Ryan Fitzpatrick
• RB: Arian Foster
• WR: Andre Johnson
2024 Total Rushing Yards Over Expected:
BEST:
1. Henry (562) 👑
2. Barkley (549)
...
...
3. Hubbard (282)
4. Gibbs (225)
5. Jacobs (217)
WORST:
43. Mattison (-77)
44. Achane (-81)
45. J. Williams (-83)
46. Hunt (-112)
47. Swift (-174) 😬
BEST:
1. Henry (562) 👑
2. Barkley (549)
...
...
3. Hubbard (282)
4. Gibbs (225)
5. Jacobs (217)
WORST:
43. Mattison (-77)
44. Achane (-81)
45. J. Williams (-83)
46. Hunt (-112)
47. Swift (-174) 😬
January 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
2024 Total Rushing Yards Over Expected:
BEST:
1. Henry (562) 👑
2. Barkley (549)
...
...
3. Hubbard (282)
4. Gibbs (225)
5. Jacobs (217)
WORST:
43. Mattison (-77)
44. Achane (-81)
45. J. Williams (-83)
46. Hunt (-112)
47. Swift (-174) 😬
BEST:
1. Henry (562) 👑
2. Barkley (549)
...
...
3. Hubbard (282)
4. Gibbs (225)
5. Jacobs (217)
WORST:
43. Mattison (-77)
44. Achane (-81)
45. J. Williams (-83)
46. Hunt (-112)
47. Swift (-174) 😬
Out with the old, in with the new.
The dynasty football cycle never ends.
These 6 players could have a major shift in value this offseason (some old, some new):
The dynasty football cycle never ends.
These 6 players could have a major shift in value this offseason (some old, some new):
January 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Out with the old, in with the new.
The dynasty football cycle never ends.
These 6 players could have a major shift in value this offseason (some old, some new):
The dynasty football cycle never ends.
These 6 players could have a major shift in value this offseason (some old, some new):
Only 239 more days until next fantasy football season.
Couldn't find a great stat for the number 239 exactly, but this caught my eye...
Only 3 players had 239+ Rushing Yards Over Expected this season:
• Chuba Hubbard (282)
• Saquon Barkley (549)
• Derrick Henry (562) 👑
Couldn't find a great stat for the number 239 exactly, but this caught my eye...
Only 3 players had 239+ Rushing Yards Over Expected this season:
• Chuba Hubbard (282)
• Saquon Barkley (549)
• Derrick Henry (562) 👑
January 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Only 239 more days until next fantasy football season.
Couldn't find a great stat for the number 239 exactly, but this caught my eye...
Only 3 players had 239+ Rushing Yards Over Expected this season:
• Chuba Hubbard (282)
• Saquon Barkley (549)
• Derrick Henry (562) 👑
Couldn't find a great stat for the number 239 exactly, but this caught my eye...
Only 3 players had 239+ Rushing Yards Over Expected this season:
• Chuba Hubbard (282)
• Saquon Barkley (549)
• Derrick Henry (562) 👑
Checking in on my friend who still has to do his last place fantasy football punishment:
January 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Checking in on my friend who still has to do his last place fantasy football punishment: