Joe Morrison
@joemorrison.bsky.social
“Controversial industry figure” - Grid News. VP of Commercial Experience at Umbra Space. 🛰 | satellite data for mapping 🗺, monitoring 📈, and 'mergencies 🚨
Was surprised by Matthew McConaughey’s vocabulary, particularly his use of the term “mendacious” until I heard him use it again in two subsequent interviews. My man is stuck on mendacious.
June 15, 2023 at 10:45 PM
Was surprised by Matthew McConaughey’s vocabulary, particularly his use of the term “mendacious” until I heard him use it again in two subsequent interviews. My man is stuck on mendacious.
Two nights ago I realized I was dreaming and could control everything about my environment, but it still took me several attempts before I managed to fly
June 2, 2023 at 4:22 AM
Two nights ago I realized I was dreaming and could control everything about my environment, but it still took me several attempts before I managed to fly
If you don’t have a full Allen wrench set, you haven’t known trouble
June 1, 2023 at 11:44 PM
If you don’t have a full Allen wrench set, you haven’t known trouble
When I replace the toilet paper in the bathroom only I use before it runs out
May 31, 2023 at 4:13 AM
When I replace the toilet paper in the bathroom only I use before it runs out
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fishtopher walken
May 31, 2023 at 1:47 AM
fishtopher walken
Girl, is your name Expelliarmus? Cause you have disarming charm…
May 31, 2023 at 1:56 AM
Girl, is your name Expelliarmus? Cause you have disarming charm…
When I drink, good things happen. For instance, I was badly hungover a few years ago, and an old friend came over to take care of me. It was miserable. A few days later, he met a woman. They’re getting married next month. I tipped the cosmic scales in his favor. I’m a hero, of sorts.
May 31, 2023 at 12:59 AM
When I drink, good things happen. For instance, I was badly hungover a few years ago, and an old friend came over to take care of me. It was miserable. A few days later, he met a woman. They’re getting married next month. I tipped the cosmic scales in his favor. I’m a hero, of sorts.
Feverishly searching for any minor setback in my life that I can turn into a self-aggrandizing post on LinkedIn
May 30, 2023 at 1:55 AM
Feverishly searching for any minor setback in my life that I can turn into a self-aggrandizing post on LinkedIn
When I ask, “Got any loosies?” I’m asking if you have any loose extra strength lactaid pills on your person
May 27, 2023 at 1:56 PM
When I ask, “Got any loosies?” I’m asking if you have any loose extra strength lactaid pills on your person
Austin Nextdoor is so wild
May 17, 2023 at 1:09 AM
Austin Nextdoor is so wild
The swat police called, I’m headed to the station to turn myself in
May 14, 2023 at 2:14 PM
The swat police called, I’m headed to the station to turn myself in
Rented a book about private equity from the public library, I’m ngmi
May 13, 2023 at 6:48 PM
Rented a book about private equity from the public library, I’m ngmi
Know I’m getting old because I go to bed earlier on the weekend than during the week
May 13, 2023 at 3:40 AM
Know I’m getting old because I go to bed earlier on the weekend than during the week
Bluesky reminds me a lot of Barton Springs. There’s a surprising mix of naked people and wholesome interactions between strangers
May 13, 2023 at 2:16 AM
Bluesky reminds me a lot of Barton Springs. There’s a surprising mix of naked people and wholesome interactions between strangers
I have so thoroughly ruined my bluesky timeline by following anyone with a pulse that I fear I’ve dug a hole from which I may never return
May 13, 2023 at 12:42 AM
I have so thoroughly ruined my bluesky timeline by following anyone with a pulse that I fear I’ve dug a hole from which I may never return
Planning to tie one on tonight and just might get to skeetin
May 13, 2023 at 12:42 AM
Planning to tie one on tonight and just might get to skeetin
Just walked by a crazy-eyed college kid in downtown Austin who was desperately asking her friend, “How many did I take?”
May 10, 2023 at 3:10 AM
Just walked by a crazy-eyed college kid in downtown Austin who was desperately asking her friend, “How many did I take?”
Proof that adding “geo” to something doesn’t always make it better
May 7, 2023 at 2:44 AM
Proof that adding “geo” to something doesn’t always make it better
When we start running out of potable water, almonds will become a rare delicacy sold in little tins and they’ll be marketed as, “tree caviar”
May 7, 2023 at 2:39 AM
When we start running out of potable water, almonds will become a rare delicacy sold in little tins and they’ll be marketed as, “tree caviar”
Only thing I’m measuring out in milligrams is melatonin, son
May 3, 2023 at 3:35 AM
Only thing I’m measuring out in milligrams is melatonin, son
I can’t see my likes, but could someone who understood how to query the protocol see them? How does this work.
May 1, 2023 at 8:42 PM
I can’t see my likes, but could someone who understood how to query the protocol see them? How does this work.
I don’t understand the protocol, but I hope there’s an immutable ledger of all our garbage takes that lives forever like preserved scat in digital amber
May 1, 2023 at 8:42 PM
I don’t understand the protocol, but I hope there’s an immutable ledger of all our garbage takes that lives forever like preserved scat in digital amber
A big piece of my teenage self died today when I finally relented and voluntarily set nudity to “hide”
May 1, 2023 at 2:21 AM
A big piece of my teenage self died today when I finally relented and voluntarily set nudity to “hide”
My Kirkland Siggy Unc 3000s came in the mail today 😤
April 30, 2023 at 10:59 PM
My Kirkland Siggy Unc 3000s came in the mail today 😤
Shocked and horrified to learn I’m not the first person to talk about synthetic aperture radar on here
Anyone trying to get satellite pics of the fire in Sevastopol this morning should probably just pack it in for the day (unless you have a SAR satellite).
April 30, 2023 at 10:29 PM
Shocked and horrified to learn I’m not the first person to talk about synthetic aperture radar on here